I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated

Guys...let's just say this episode is premium content, okay? Humans. Last-minute gift giving via Walgreen's or CVS. Ruining things makes you a bad person!  Things I've ruined. Sleeping with Robots is not cheating. AND so much more!

This episode is a DEEP DIVE into the life of my cousin, Danny. Danny works in a chicken nugget factory. I asked him if he's ever seen a live chicken making a break for it at the factory. Want to know the answer? Well, give this episode a listen! Also, I stalk Danny when he's at church by watching the live stream on FB. Don't worry, I get something out of it, but when I see him, I text him. Will he...

Fancy pens. Tom Waits??, A Complaint about my Coats for Kids observation. A plane almost crashed into my face live on air and more!!

Dawn Minke was a student in my ever class...in 1986! As a first-year teacher fresh out of college, I landed a job at Borman Elementary in Denton, Texas teaching 4th grade. It was the wild west of teaching back then. No computers anywhere on campus. No copy machines (we still used dittos). In fact, if I was ever sick, I had to call the principal directly so he could get me a sub.  In this epis...

The most expensive Christmas present I bought was for me!!! Plus Levi’s need to be in your pant rotation, coats for kids, and...are we still doing Christmas cards these days??

Eric Nadel is the Hall of Fame voice of the Texas Rangers, but he also has a passion for music. Today we take a virtual road trip in a 1976 Camaro, with T-tops off of course, and rap about the classic rock music we love. Springsteen, Petty Stones, Beatles, --and many more. Best band that shares a name with a city, state, or continent? We have the answer. Best (and worst) concert experiences. Bands...

In this episode we explore: Three sessions in 2nd grade speech class. Accusations I made out with the principal in the copy room. “A Teacher” on Hulu and why I’m obsessed. Upcoming interview you won’t want to miss.  Leave me a voice mail at 512-466-0203!  Thanks and consider supporting the podcast!

I’m quite sure my wife is gonna stab me in my sleep because she doesn’t think I’m funny anymore. As a result, I’ll keep repeating my funny sayings until she finally discovers the humor. I know a guy in high school named Cheese. Hoarder Mitch gets some advice and more!! Don’t miss out and please tell a friend.

Let’s talk about penises.

Buying flowers for your lady. The dude in the 1970 Chevelle tossed a cool menthol at your feet. Receipts for M&M’s? Outside people and more!!

My dog Rocky quit eating his $60 bag of dog food. It’s just not good enough for him I guess. Plus, I seem to always root for the murderer when I watch the murder channels. I’m horrible. Oh, and break down your boxes ladies!!

A confession 35 years in the making. Grand Funk Railroad. Disc Golf Update. Digging Uranus.

Best episode ever? Perhaps. Trips vs Vacations? What’s the difference? Walking to raise awareness. More great stuff. By the way, episode ends abruptly because Matt called and my phone stopped recording this episode. I wasn’t even mad OR irritated. I was mostly done anyway.

Today we explore: FB Swap pages, Dodge Caravans, my high tech set-up, low tire pressure indicator and much more!!

Today’s stellar episode feature listener mail. Plus I make my case to permanently retire Stairway to Heaven and replace it in rotation with a Gordon Lightfoot classic!!

Episode 9 you bastards! Topics included today: the beach is stupid, your kids begging to spend the night at their friend’s house, old rock stars that once loved sticking it to the man-but have now become the man, trash men are badass, and I’m thinking of renouncing my TEXAS RANGERS fandom.

Did you know your penis shrinks when you get old? That’s bullshit! Plus, don’t you hate when your work makes you read a book.

Movember. Star Wars Day. Birth Months! Mother’s Day and More!!

The irritations continue from episode 3. But soon, maybe, we rejoice!

As the title of the podcast suggests, episode 3 shows how a man that looks at the world systemically gets slightly irritated by folks with no clue.

Has someone ever suggested you should side hustle dough through selling on eBay? It’s mostly bullshit. I’ve been selling on eBay for 22 years. Here’s what you should know. Also, Hear the story of when I accidentally sold my ex-wife’s hubcap!

Ever get labeled as “having an attitude problem?” Most of the time that’s not the case with people. Put simply, folks get labeled as “not a team player” or “squeaky wheel” when bosses get called on their bullshit. Happens all the time-especially in public schools.