I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated

Cancelled Flights and juggling refunds. Flight credits are no Bueno. Class Reunion notes and I jumped off a cliff. Premium content!!

Mower advice. My buddy Ray’s groovy pad. Audi and Amazon musings. Flying first class bitches!

Billionaires in space and my birthday...what more can you ask? An Accidental Dump?  Listen for more information... New Sponsor!! Mariah and Alec. They know premium content!

Premium content galore!  Bed in the road report. Rocky is getting up too early. Fireworks in my new city. NOT ALLOWED! I'll tell you all about it. Chalky Chalk report is BACK! Rate, Review, Support!

The irritations continue! A bed in the road, and no one will move it. Our tax dollars at work! Plus, Austin FC played its first home game and it was an exciting 0-0 DRAW!  Highlights upcoming. Weather Map irritations. People answering the phone then saying they can't talk! (That's dumb.) MORE~  Listen, Rate, Review, and Support  :)

PREMIUM CONTENT!!  I did go to Walmart. The greeter and I exchanged a moment. Plus lots of douchery in this week's episode!! LOTs!  Please recommend, rate, and if you feel like it, support me by becoming a patron. (as little as 99 cents a month!)

Today, I’m a guest on Growth Plan, a podcast hosted by two high school teachers up in the North Texas area. Today- they talk to me! Give it a listen. 😊  https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rKrdFaDwH2o9V0DXvKElU?si=WQf_FEBBTmW3vqLzwRNHFA&dl_branch=1

College Confessional: Tales of my mascara enhanced mustache.  Also: Giraffes, Concerts Returning, Watching YouTube videos that terrify me and more! Please Rate and Review. Support. And definitely leave me a voice mail!

Dignity costs fifty dollars on Spirit Airlines. Seriously.  Plus, there is NO COVID in Vegas apparently!  

Episode 41 is LIVE! Today, we talk about Mother's Day on Facebook. People that post the bike routes they just peddled on social media. News of the weird-gaming the system and getting trampled by the animals you're actually hunting! I love when that happens! Subscribe, Rate, Promote, and Support, please? 

Mom turned 88 years old and we hit the Casino! But first, I checked on my cousin Danny and ate a meal at Arby's. Full report included. Also...I won some dough at the Casino!  Man with the Largest Penis in the world info...spoiler alert: He may live in his mom's basement.    

I listen to a ton of podcasts. Today I'm sharing a few of my favorite ones. I've sorted through the crap so you don't have to!  American Skyjacker MoBituaries Down the Hill Dr. Death (season 2) Your Own Backyard Business Wars The Wild Chicano Squad The Clown and the Candyman (I didn't mention this one in the show...it's too creepy.) Finding Cleo The Edge (Baseball Fans-Astros cheating scandal...

Today we talk about so many premium topics. Do you know a FB friend that has to trumpet celebrity deaths right away like they are breaking news on the FB wall? What's up with that? Weird news: Penny Payment, Avengers Endgame, and a Beaver sighting on the subway SUPPORT ME, PLEASE?!!  It's fine, I know you're busy. 

I'm coming out, not as gay, but as a man who just purchased some Old Navy Jeans...which is probably worse. I'm leaving Levi's brand. Hear why today! Epic Chalky Chalk report. Casino FEVER! Hear about my $17,853 Jackpot. Support me! Why not man? :)

So much premium content today. I'm sharing with you Murder Tips I've gleaned from watching and listening to too many murder shows. Not only that, but I have another beef about your crappy driving. Music thoughts and more!  Leave me a voice mail!!

Today, we talk about restaurants that make you "pick your protein". Texas Chili Parlour is overrated, sorry not sorry. A tad more penis talk. and a very strange promise to God that I made during Texas' horrible winter storm. This is, without a doubt, premium content! Please support me, man. C'mon! Fill me with Glee!

Today's PREMIUM CONTENT!! Buying from Groupon is not easy...there's nothing there worth buying. But I had to spend 42.00  so I bought Poop Bags for my dogs.  My FB feed is awful!  You need to step up your game. Outhouse Bear Crest Optic White vs Charcoal Toothpaste!!  ONE YEAR anniversary coming up. Suppor The Flan???  Sure, why not? Consider sponsoring this podcast...and...

Greetings from the formerly Frozen Tundra of Central Texas! We are okay. Today, a look back at the 1979 movie, Superman Da Film! Cocaine Corn Flakes and more! Support my podcast because...well, it's good times! 

I'm freezing here in Texas! IT's SEVEN degrees! WTH? No power for six hours, then when it came back on I downed three cups of coffee so I'm wired. I thought...Make a Podcast so here I am! Also: Asshat of the day. Criminal Astronaut in space?! Chalky Chalk Scale. Draft Kings is stupid...I tried it.

PREMIUM CONTENT!!  Today's premium content topics include: Bangs are never a good idea. I don't get skydiving. Brimless Caps. Looking at your butt in the mirror. Tushy and a new segment!  Gotta listen to find out what it is though! Send me a message! I'd love to hear from you.

Guys! Today's PREMIUM CONTENT features a special guest, John Bennardo. John is a writer and filmmaker. We met several years ago when I wrote a piece on his documentary about the 2 Dollar Bill. The film is available for FREE on YouTube. Here's a link to his Channel  <------CLICK HERE We also discuss his new novel, Just a Typo. Available on Amazon <-------CLICK HERE Intro Music by Joe Fre...

So today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.) Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and... I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. I...

Things that exist apparently: Lasso Snakes, A Winery in a Sewage Plant, Covid in my Ice Cream, and more. What's an Engine Brake? Don't tell me.  Baby Car Seat Contraception and so much more! What the hell is Horsepower anyway? Support my podcast with as little as 99 cents a month. Take the opportunity to fill me with GLEE! (a rare thing for sure)

Today's Episode of premium content includes: Picking up my HEB order and scoring some free Q-tips. This made my day because I'm losing it. Another installment of "Yeah, I don't get it". CRAFT BEERS-Jim will explain it all to me. Last---John Wiggins is out to KILL ME!!

Today, along with a few observations (I am no longer calling them rants. People are dumb and I'm just pointing it out) we will introduce a new segment to the show called, "Yeah, I don't get it?" Today's "I Don't get it?" segment involves the massive popularity of Harry Potter. Plus: Happy New Year to the firework assholes and I'm gonna defend Nickelback!