I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated

Life’s most important lessons. The lessons I wish I knew 20 years ago.

Life changing cliffhanger revealed! Last episode is coming at you soon. All my wisdom is coming your way. Until then, here ya go!

There are only two episodes left after today's episode! I'm marching toward 100! Everything you need to know is in the title of the episode. I'm too lazy to write it again in the show notes. :)

If you grew up in North Texas, you knew of the Von Erichs, a wrestling family out of Lake Dallas that filled TV screens with their wild acrobatics and Tarzan-like physiques. I had a brush with them, quite by accident, that I'll never forget. It was, um, strange.

Did I have a heart attack...no. But I thought, "This could be it." The Grand Gesture. It does not work. Thoughts? Thank god for... And the countdown is on to the end of my podcast

It's all good stuff...I doubt anyone reads the show notes! Peace!!

Another few weeks...more crankiness. Oh well. Shout out to Chase Bank for the content in this episode. They are the best?

Consider Watching one of the Greatest comedies of all time! Plus, you're invited to my birthday party on July 19th!!

An airport Banana, A tonsil story, and I'm not lifting the lid when I pee these days...find out why. Link to my radio appearance. https://kxrw.fm/two-rooms-at-the-end-of-the-world-ep-15-ft-bill-flanigin-6-26-23/

Did I have a wonderful time in Hawaii? Yes... a trip of a lifetime. Did I get irritated at times? Of course.

Vegas Recap and another yearly physical is in the books!

The title track is brought to you by....d-bags. Also, now that I'm old, it's become a priority to not be creepy. But if I was younger and doing the same thing...perfectly fine.

A format change...since let's be honest, no one really cares if my knees hurt except me!

I think the title says it all...premium content!

It's not a crime if someone pays the bill!  Study.com rejected me! And let's grab ahold of an electric fence my friends!

Today, we discuss the childish humor that is Sacs Magee. Also, you can't just deposit money in the bank anymore!! Gotta call BS on that one.  

The anti-sportsball episode. What can I say? I have a plumbing leak no one can find. 1800-PedMeds has the best customer service. Plus some other stuff.  Enjoy!

Today is a premium episode. Too much content to individualize here! So just listen and enjoy. Oh, and sponsor me for as low as 99 cents a month! (Don't be a cheapy) But...if you don't like a recurring charge on your credit card bill, I get it. How about a one time donation via Venmo?! @bill-flanigin Whooohooo! Merry New Year! 

I can't even write anything without spoilers. But it involves payback and a Lexus. Shopping Carts RC cola and more!

Childhood confession time Tip-flation solutions Olestra caused anal leakage...and we ate it anyway!! Remember Snackwells? And more!

What happens when you order a burger plain and, for some reason, get a boatload of mustard on it? Find out. Also, I like when it gets dark early! Why? Because I'm retired! Also, Goose Gossage.

Talking about my eye surgery! I can SEE! Plus thinking back on my 70s classmates that suffered from "lazy eye." What happened to that whole thing? Tons of premium content. Enjoy!

Welcome new patron Gray Moosavi! He knows premium content.  Today's episode is brought to you by standing at work for 7 hours. That's no bueno. Keep listening for more details!

Evil Mopac shares my DM on Twitter about lazy Westlake people and their propensity to waste money on doing things they are too lazy to do themselves.  Buying Jeans online seems like an impossibility and much more! Yes, I really did pee in a cup! And handed a warm, frothy cup of Urine to a hot chick nurse.

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