I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated

So much premium content...free of charge. Of course, feel free to become a sponsor and get a weekly shoutout! Today's episode talks about a special form of doofus that paints his car camo. Also, do I need a job? Listen to a strange but true recent job interview I just experienced. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid and much more!!

It's hard to get good help...especially at TruGreen apparently. Oddly, I wasn't Mad OR Irritated by him. I was simply mystified. Also: Now That's What I Call Music (A compilation music CD) is up to...listen to find out the number. NO Spoilers! A Home for Harry Styles is bittersweet.

My adventure to get a cookie at Crumbl. Also, Jackets...TV shows that include Texting...and Plaster Casts!! Hop on board and enjoy the bellyaching!  Cheers!

So much is going down. I can dig it, but I'm maybe not hip to the scene, man. Today is premium content galore. Trauma at a urinal. Old people's sexual adventures and more. Listen, Share, and Support you rat bastards.

Yes, today I relate the story of a Stink Pickle encounter. Is your job contributing to and making the world a better place? A sports card story of epic proportions. AND MORE!

So many irritations. Why does DHL even try? Why do people bring their damn Blankets to the movie theater? It's chilly in there...just wear long pants and a decent shirt. And shittin' in the water fountains! Support this podcast for as little as 99 cents a month! It's premium content!

Today's episode involves a few musings, as well as a couple of fatherhood interactions with my children as we discuss my finest moments as a father! You don't want to miss this! Rate, Review, and Support. Why? Why the heck not!? It's premium content!

How do you live your life when you hit your 50s? I have your answer. Planning another trip to  Vegas, misspelling my name and a few other goodies. Don't miss out!! Rate, Share, and Support me! I need taco money!!

Your next episode is here! I don't want to spoil all the greatness of it...just have a listen! Shout out to my Patrons: Allison Crow, Matt Bierds, Ray Bellant, Will Flanigin, Mariah Johnson, and Johnny Shrader!! Leave me a message on the app or online and I'll play your voice mail on my show! 

Let's recap my Oklahoma casino adventure. My pal is sending his son off to college. Here is my advice. I'm getting a pool I don't really want.  How about a rate, review, or sponsorship?  

Pringles vs Stax! A pringles saga from my youth. Did you know that Pringles were invented in 1968! A year before we put a man on the moon. Just one year! In other words, it was almost as hard to make a Pringle as it was to send men to our moon. Anyway, this isn't totally about that. But buckle up!

Judas Priest: Rocking and head banging for over 50 Years! Enjoy my tale of attending The Priest...in a white t-shirt. Apparently, that's a no go.

Today, I'm in a feisty mood, sorta kinda, anyway. Hear me go into great detail about stuff that does not matter. Like my buddy E who saves water by peeing outside. The baseball work stoppage (lockout technically). Upcoming physical with my pal, Dr. Paul Berg! Don't miss out. Oh, and rate and review and pass this podcast along you bastards!

In today's episode, I detail a black bean incident. It's Premium Content!! Vegas Recap: $$$ Lost, $$$ Won, an okay (but expensive) steak The Rock completes two workouts by 7 am. Screw that man, that's insane!

Guys, I'm headed out to Vegas on Friday! Yes, I will be seeing STYX!! My buddy Ray, Matt, and I will enjoy a fun-filled trip (along with Allison and her pals) at the Paris Hotel. Plus...Flag People Plus...is it the end of the road for my podcast???

Today, I'm taking a deep dive into Jack Parker Saves the World. Let's talk about both ends of the story's spectrum: Killing the Planet and Falling in Love. Two Storylines---one book. The science behind Jack Parker is rooted in Physics... real-life laws of motion. There is space history involved. And of course, love. Because a man that saves the world must surely be good at everything, especially l...

Premium content for today: Two top 10 childhood Christmas memories of my youth! You gotta hear about it to believe it. The 70s was a wild time for Christmas shenanigans. 

Welcome to episode 58...where I discuss the disturbing trend of wishing your three-year-old a happy birthday by displaying a massive balloon array in the shape of the age of your kiddo! Balloons in the blow-holes of all the marine mammals!! I also discuss a disturbing encounter I had with a woman at Taco Cabana! Not a Karen moment, but disturbing nonetheless. Podcast recommendations for y'all! I'v...

My daughter got married! It was a very special day. But don't worry, I do have some non-wedding day irritations to share! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Psychedelic Furs and Christopher Cross. What could go wrong? And I hear a Cry for Help at 5am. Listen to how I spring into action. Listen to find out how much I don't like people at concerts either. Enjoy the Premium content!!

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I can't see the lines on the road anymore! Can someone paint fresh marks on the road??  Plus, cliche sayings I've collected on FB!!  Support Rate Review

Today's episode is one for the books! Around 1974 (I was in 4th or 5th grade), several of us kids in the neighborhood started a branch of the military known (to us) as the USBR. The United States Backup Reserve Army. This is an accounting of our training rituals and how we rewarded our efforts with medals for valor as well as promotions! Until now, this had been a closely guarded, deep state, mili...

Today, I bitch about Kombucha Tea, which my wife recently discovered, and now apparently we have to buy it. Also, a saga that is full of irritations. Frozen shoulder! Rocky Potato is living a charmed life and more! RATE AND REVIEW. SPONSOR. LEAVE ME A VOICE MAIL! 

The irritations in this episode are epic and too numerous to mention within the character limits of the description. JUST CHECK IT OUT, MOFOS!