I'm No Genius

The iconic and beloved film franchise, "Kung Fu Panda", has recently announced a 4th installment and Eli owes Colin money for some reason.

Some horror movies are great, some are dumb, but the most important thing is that they are all movies...that sounded better in my head. Eli is not present for this episode, but you'll never even know he's gone.

Nothing brings friends closer together than discussing which one would come on top in an all-out death match put on by a sadistic president in a post-apocalyptic world. It's fun! Seriously!

It's time to start celebrating Christmas!!!!! And what's the greatest gift of all??? LEGO's. The answer is LEGO's. Eli and Luke sit down and discuss the excitement for the upcoming holiday season.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! The boys sit down and discuss their plans for the upcoming holiday. The general consensus is that there will be a lot of food, a lot of football, and a decently sized nap in the middle. Also, turkey is quite overrated as a Thanksgiving dish.

So Cam gave a class presentation on what a model leader looks like and he chose George Washington. It was a good presentation, but one of the students in the class said, "What about all of the slaves he owned?" and Cam kind of forgot about that part.

Happy Halloween! The boys sit down and talk about current events in college football, the decline of the Marvel universe, and Napoleon Dynamite. In fact, Grant is dressing up as Uncle Rico for the big day.

Yeah, we're still going. Eli and his little brother, Luke, sit down and discuss some of the finer things in life...mainly what the best fair food is. As it gets closer and closer to the end of football season, the boys also discuss some of the highs and lows from this past season.

50 Episodes. We never thought we'd get this far. Thank you to everyone who has been a listener for this long. We love every single one of you and you all mean so much to us. This one is for you.

It's undeniable, Taylor Swift is an extremely talented and popular musician with a fanbase of people who are borderline insane. We cannot let them win. Aside from that, discussions of food and operas are what propel these conversations today.

The fact of the matter is that most people today are imbeciles on the road. Cam discusses having a mid-life crisis in his 20's. Eli starts a list of everything he hates. Adam gets a blizzard from DQ.

We're talking about the Aaron Rodgers tragedy, we're talking about ringworm, and we're talking about how we definitely don't want people to send us money on Venmo. So much fun.

The boys sit down and discuss the fast-approaching fantasy football season and what the best cartoon characters to hang out with. Cartoons, meaning animated television shows, despite what Adam believes.

Cam and Eli sit down and discuss the legendary life of the host of "The Price is Right", Bob Barker. The man inspired so many people around the world and gave all of us the opportunity to guess the prices of various luxury items. We'll miss you, Bob.

The boys are back (on zoom) and they are better than ever (if you ignore the lagginess of our voices). This is the beginning of a new school year and we want to wish all of the students good luck!!!

Eli likes show tunes. Cam is promoting his new (totally real) movie. Grant discusses the inevitable alien invasion of Earth. This is our last episode of the summer and we just want to say thank you to everyone who is a fan of the show!

The boys sit down and discuss the excitement for the upcoming 2024 football season. Pro football, college football, and fantasy football are all on our minds. Eli also has a history of getting scammed.

Discussions of first memories as a human being. The live action remakes of Disney classic movies are terrible but are money printing machines. Where should we go for spring break of 2024?

The boys discuss the proper name for a certain type of facial hair. Lots of sports talk this episode, mainly the greatest teams in basketball and in football. Is the Mission: Impossible series better than the Daniel Craig Bond films?

How strong is the U.S. Customs Agency? Somehow we transition from that topic into the popularity (or lack there of) of the Celebrity Games in professional sports.

Grant got scared by a hawk while he was working on the golf course. Eli got attacked by a goose while he was jogging. Cam wants to cure a deadly shin disease. Adam can't name 3 actresses. This one got out of hand pretty quickly.

Brothers Eli and Luke sit down and test their knowledge on each other's lives. You'd think that they know each other pretty well since they are related, but you would be wrong. Also, are mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches weird?

We are determined to get Adam to do a TikTok dance for the fans to enjoy. Discussions of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and a retrospective on Avatar: The Way of The Water.

The Godfather himself is still having kids at the age of 83. De Niro, DiCaprio, and Scorsese are making a four hour movie about Native Americans. Struggles in the workplace persist as the summer goes along.

The I'm No Genius Podcast has never been about the money. BUT, there is a certain point when you have to realize that our massive popularity can help us fill our pockets with a little extra cash. Anyone is welcome to sponsor us and our fees are extremely small!