I'm No Genius

Congratulations to all of the 2023 high school graduates!!!! Now that you are full fledged adults, you have the rest of your life to look forward to traffic on the freeway, overwhelming college debt, and a large chunk of your paycheck going towards taxes. Have fun!

The boys sit down and talk about the current events in sports and our workout regimens that have varying degrees of success. If Eli were a race horse, he would be the zebra from the critically acclaimed film, "Racing Stripes".

The boys recently shed a tear because they watched Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 over the weekend. This led them into discussing likes and dislikes in the superhero movie genre and making an abundance of Groot Puns.

Eli, Jack, and Adam sit down and discuss the nostalgia filled days of the elementary school years. Kickball at recess, Harry Potter books, and those stupid pencil gripper thingies were all the rage back then.

The occurrence of the NFL Draft sparked discussions on the current state of professional football, Jordan Love on the Packers, and how we would spend a max contract. Discussions of how to avoid the IRS, arm wrestling, and John Mulaney also occur.

Recapping Easter, breaking down the NBA post-season, and picking fictional bodyguards to defend us from evil.

Eli and Adam sit down and talk about the current sports world and why the younger generation of athletes need to get tougher. Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese trash talking competition. Grumpy old men talking about traffic towards the end.

Hypothetical celebrity fights are all the rage amongst the youngsters nowadays and we're jumping on the trend. The biggest fight of the conversation was between the two kings of the food world: Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay.

A fake post on Twitter of the firing of Kendrick Perkins sparked discussions of why he is a terrible analyst. March Madness is well underway and the NBA playoffs are coming up fast. Bathroom etiquette is a dying art.

March Madness is upon and we are already unhappy with the results of many of the games. We're back in person in Alabama on spring break and we are living the dream. We'll be reviewing the wins and losses of the college basketball playoff so far and reviewing the greatest sports movies of all time.

This one is all about debates. Here at "I'm No Genius", we're very opinionated when it comes to topics that don't really matter. In this episode, we dive into the Ja Morant firearm scandal, the existence of aliens in the universe, and whether or not hot dogs are sandwiches.

We're talking about the greatest combos/duos in the history of all earthly things. Woody and Buzz, surf n' turf, Colin and grant, and so many more! Grant has decided to become a collegiate basketball coach and we're going to make sure he's ready.

The current state of the world has us more confused than usual. A man develops an Irish accent because of an unfortunate cancer diagnosis. We decided to draft the coolest celebrities to hang our with.

Discussions of the HBO adaptation of "The Last of Us" led us to draft our favorite video games of all time. Valentine's Day was only a couple of days ago and (for a bunch of single guys) it means absolutely nothing to us. You can now buy "I'm No Genius" merchandise! Check our Instagram page for the link!

Discussions of Tom Brady's "retirement sand" lead us to comment on the weirdest things ever sold on Ebay. Lebron is now the all-time scoring leader in the NBA and we're doing a "very serious" draft of our top 5 players. Special appearance by hip-hop artist MC Cook!

Karaoke is an art form in America. Song selection is key whenever you are about to perform. In this episode, we will be ranking the best songs to sing in stadiums and in bars.

This one is quite strange. The discussion begins with what countries we would invade if we had armies of our own. Then we shift into talks of foreign exchange students and how KFC dominates the fast food market in other countries.

Discussions of childhood movies bring us to draft which ones are the best. Rolling Stone recently released their list for the 200 Greatest Singers of All Time and we're going to be breaking down just how terrible it is.

Happy New Year! We're kicking off the new year by rating strange food combinations that you may or may not agree with. Bare with us while we try to bring you guys episodes on a more consistent basis.

We're back. And we're hungrier than ever. Pull up a chair and enjoy listening to us talk about our favorite Thanksgiving traditions and foods. The whole gang is back. This episode was made possible because of Zoom, so thank you Zoom. We missed you guys. And we know you missed us.

Cam discusses his mission trip to a prison in Waco, Texas. We briefly touch on college and pro football before we lose our minds with a NON-FOOTBALL PLAYER FANTASY DRAFT. We all sing a special song at the end.

BOARD/CARD GAME DRAFT!!!! Aside from that, discussions of Deshaun Watson, steroids, and what if the Hunger Games and Squid Game was a real reality game show.

We'll be discussing our numerous followers in The Philippines, Cam's very legitimate minister's license, Soundcloud rappers, and whether or not we would sell our own excrement for science purposes.

Stories of adventures on the golf course and the elderly. The big question of the day: what do you want them to do with your body when you pass on? Seems kinda morbid. Oh well, let's have some fun.

On this episode, we will be discussing what we will do to survive the zombie apocalypse. Weapons, vehicles, base camps, and who we're bringing on our journey will all be discussed. Boomerangs were also brought up in the conversation. Enjoy.