I'm No Genius

Adam recently got approved to buy a house and it's making the rest of the guys feel self-conscious about their financial situations. Cam still lives with his parents and Eli lives alone in a modest 2-bedroom apartment. The main point here is that Eli could beat Cam's girlfriend in a fight. If you learn nothing else from this episode, remember that.

Not sure if anyone knows this, but Cam plays on a men's league basketball team. Their team name: The Balls and they play on Wednesday nights. Aside from that, discussions of work and local deaf Ohio MLB legend "Dummy" Hoy possibly getting inducted into the hall of fame.

Cam has recently fallen in love with the music of Olivia Rodrigo. Eli is baffled that one breakup can inspire enough songs to fill up two albums...but here we are. This episode is kind of all over the place (go figure.)

Cam is upset (again) because he has to go into the work force and he has come to the conclusion that LinkedIn is a sub-par social networking application. In addition to this, we talk about Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes for like 25 minutes.

The major topic of the day is creating a list of people who have not committed any illegal acts, but they should still be imprisoned because of their bad vibes. Also, we have an actual female joining the show. We are #progressive at I'm No Genius.

The times they are a changing. Eli moved into his new apartment and he bought a new piano (Cam called it a keyboard and it totally killed the vibe). Another collegiate school year is coming to an end and we want to wish the graduating students luck by saying: put butter on a pop-tart.

Long story short: Cam is a freak who doesn't put ice in his drinks and one time allowed his McDonald's Sprite to get hot in the car. In other news, Eli is trying to figure out how to cook food without a microwave and Colin got a new t-shirt from his gf.

Peter Pan said it best: we don't wanna grow up. Eli is graduating soon, the school year is coming to an end, and we're all having car problems. When it comes to bills, insurance, car maintenance, and taxes...we're all good. Let's just stay kids.

The end of the collegiate school year is almost upon us and Eli will soon be moving on into the real world. Please pray for him. In addition to this, the boys are delving deeper into their recent fascinations with the MLB, the Walking Dead, and the Broadway musical Hamilton.

The is an intervention episode. Cam is addicted to mindless mobile games and Colin is addicted to watching Instagram Reels (and also mewing). There are also discussions on whether or not Eli should watch Peaky Blinders. Enjoy!

The MLB season has begun and Cam is now a diehard fan of the Colorado Rockies. He has bought some merch, followed them on Instagram, and has alerts set up on his phone for when they play. Also, Colin is leaving this podcast to form his own podcast called, "I'm A Genius". Have a happy April Fools Day!

Eli and Cam saw the Dune sequel recently and they absolutely loved it. They loved it so much, in fact, that they decided to spend an hour reading reviews of the movie on Letterboxd. That's literally the entire episode. We hope you enjoy it!

The boys took a trip to Destin, Florida to celebrate the middle portion of the Spring semester and they had an absolute blast. Seriously, this trip had everything: beaches, mini-golf, trips to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, you name it.

We recorded this episode on International Women's Day and we wanna show some love to all the humans of the female persuasion. Thanks. Go women. Aside from that, we talk about underground auction websites and selling off our most prized possessions, including a 3x signed Todd Frazier baseball.

Cam recently tried poutine, which is essentially a Canadian dish that is composed of French fries, cheese curds, and gravy. Discussions of the adequacy of the Canadian people, the dropping quality of Pixar movies, and the rivalry between the creators of South Park and Phil Collins ensue.

Special guest Tristan McDanel and his entire family have the opinion that Eli looked like a baby deer in his high school years. Grant signed up for a half marathon with Colin. And Cam and Adam try to convince us (for the 87th time) that they could defeat a giraffe in a 1v1 death match. Life lesson: school is important, but biceps are importanter.

Eli is a brand-new uncle, Cam is (kind of) a brand new uncle, and they have some tips on how to properly raise your newborn child. These tips may include putting the baby on a strict exercise regimen, heavily emphasizing which sports teams to root for, and blasting The Wiggles songs with the volume all the way up. Results may vary.

It's the week of love and the boys have come to the conclusion that Valentine's Day is a bottom tier holiday. Even the guys who are in relationships (basically everyone except Eli), agree that the holiday is simply a cash-grab stunt by greeting card companies and cheap candy manufacturers.

The San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be facing off against one another in the Super Bowl and the biggest piece of news is that Taylor Swift will most likely be in attendance. Taylor's massive cult of fans will most likely be watching and we are hoping to use her platform for our own personal gain.

Discussions of the NFL postseason, Jim Harbaugh, and Caitlin Clark lead us into talking about new games or sports that should be established. These sports include: human corn hole, professional hide-and-seek, and parallel parking. The last one is confusing.

Apparently, Eli still owes money to Colin. After months upon months of losing money on FanDuel, Colin is cashing in every loan that he has ever given out. And it just so happens that Eli has racked up a bill of almost $30000. Also, Cam is a certified cheesehead, but he owns Browns gear???

It was an eventful week in the world of football. Nick Saban has retired, Mike Vrabel has been fired, Pete Carroll was asked to step down, Bill Belichick resigned, and Michigan won the national championship. We are truly in the dark times.

It's a brand new year and everyone wants to improve themselves from where they were last year. In our case, we put on a lot of weight over the winter and we plan on getting absolutely jacked (like batman) by spring break this year. Piece of cake.

Happy New Year!!! The beginning of 2024 means a lot of things but one of the most important things that the new year represents is that every single commercial gym on the planet will be crowded. Lines about a half mile long will be forming waiting for an open bench press and social media will be flooded with posts that have the caption, "The Journey Starts Here". Godspeed, my friends.

Merry Christmas to All!!! As a gift to all of our viewers, we're giving you a Christmas movies draft, Eli's Christmas movie screenplay, and a dissection of the great poem, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". God Bless!!!