I'm No Genius

Merry Christmas!!! This time of year is a perfect time for being with loved ones, eating some delicious food, stalking people on Instagram with burner accounts, exchanging presents, singing lots of -- wait what?

Cam saw the Wicked movie (he has never felt more powerful or held more space in his life) and Eli has started eating salads (his body is oozing with testosterone). In short, both of these guys are the epitome of masculinity.

Football has broken our hearts. OSU lost, the Bengals and Browns are both bad, and fantasy football went as disastrous as you'd think. Aside from that, the boys discuss whether or not wearing a team jersey in a social setting (outside of sporting events) is acceptable.

It's officially time to start celebrating Christmas -- the happiest time of the year. But after a stressful week of work, the holidays, and a certain football team losing a certain rivalry game to an unranked opponent, our spirits are kinda down.

Eli is dying. Happy New Year. In other news, the boys reminisce through some old photos and critic each other's hair and facial hair. Safe to say, there was a glow up....mainly because the bar was low.

What's worse than neck pain? Nothing. War? Famine? Forget about it. Neck pain is probably the worst thing that anyone can ever experience....at least according to Colin...who battled through neck pain for 70 minutes in order to record this episode. What a champ.

The timing of this episode is interesting. The title pretty much speaks for itself. But we also go through all 47 presidents and see if we could beat them up.

We've made it past 100 episodes...we're just gonna coast from now on. Eli has started his (not so) promising music career, Grant nears closer and closer to graduation, and Cam has his eyes set on becoming an entrepreneur in the campground industry. Fun times....fun times.

Episode 100!!! We couldn't have done it without you guys!! Well...we could have...we kind of did. Anyways, enjoy 75 minutes of us reminiscing of the good old days as we play our favorite unlicensed game show: NAME THAT NON-GENIUS!!!!!

The fall season is in full swing and that means the Pumpkin Show is upon us. In this episode, you will find a draft of the best foods from the greatest free show on Earth. On top of that, Colin watched the 3rd installment to the Terrifier series and got a root canal. This is when Eli reveals that he once went 14 weeks without brushing his teeth. Good times.

The internet is forever, but we try not to let that scare us off. Grant and Cam comb through Eli's substantial digital footprint by watching old Hudl videos and reading his news reports. Cam has an addiction to getting his butt whooped by larger men than he. Grant is just chillin.

This is our most manly episode yet...discussing the hard hitting topics like wimpy beards, stretchy jeans, scented candles for the home, and pumpkin spice latte air fresheners for your automobile.

Adam wants to fight Moo Deng. Grant watched the first 15 minutes of the "Talk Tuah" podcast and was blown away by the in-depth thoughts on display. Cam and Eli discuss the whole Springfield immigrant situation that Eli has been covering for work.

Fantasy Football, The Marvel Universe, and American Politics. What do they all have in common? They are things we desperately need to improve. Eli got a haircut and Grant is playing intramural soccer. We're just loving life.

This episode features a rare appearance from Adam J. McManes, who we all know is not necessarily the most tech savvy human being in the world. On top of that, discussions include how to pronounce the writing utensil that children use, Cam's dad being an old man (Cam's words), and what our fantasy football punishment will be.

After 93 episodes, we are finally starting to be recognized for the mediocre work we have done. Cam signed up for a half-marathon in October, Grant is going to do another half marathon next spring, Eli likes cheeseburgers and fries, and they all agree on two things: running is terrible and runner's high is not a real thing.

Cam watched the movie "Cocktail", starring Tom Cruise, and he essentially had a quarter-life crisis. Eli had an eventful weekend watching the Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut and trying to launch his song writing career. The bottom line, follow your dreams.

Dr. Eli K. Burgett and Reverend Camden M. Primmer sit down and discuss unhealthy eating habits. Eli fears that Cam may have a problem when it comes to chicken wings. Other than that, discussions of Eli's failed writing career, and Cam's aspiring poetry career. Enjoy.

This won't go wrong at all. Colin and Grant play College Football 25 throughout the entire episode. Eli got rear-ended at work and was slightly miffed. Cam...I don't recall what Cam is doing with his life. Anyways, the boys play the name game and it goes horribly. Enjoy.

Discussions over College Football 25, which superhero we most embody, why the MCU needs Deadpool and Wolverine to be a banger, and Islamic holidays on the US Calendar. We're not sure how we got to all of those topics, but here we are.

A lot to unpack in one episode. NCAA Football 25 just came out and the general consensus is that it is the greatest game of all time. Also, American may be headed towards another Civil War and there's only one thing that's on our minds: who is going to make the uniforms for both sides?

Long story short: Cam is a bully, President Joe Biden may not be all there (but we probably couldn't do much better), and every single one of us is terrible at math. Fun times here at the I'm No Genius Podcast.

Adam McManes is an anomaly. This episode is meant to shed some light on the mysterious man that apparently has his entire life figured out by the age of 21. He's got a fiancé, he's buying a house, and he's got a promising career ahead of him. Dude is killing it.

This episode swaps out your normal host, Eli Burgett, with world-famous future professional golfer, Caden Sherman!!! Along with Grant and Cam, the boys talk about perfecting your golf swing, voting in the November election, and the best and worst picks of the NBA draft. Fun.

We're pretty sure that Eli had a miniature stroke while filming this episode due to heat exhaustion. Many things were said, factually incorrect things. But remember this, Katie Ledecky is an American, no matter what Eli says.