If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to Spike and Angel’s Name Are William, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This week, we look at the first part of "What's My Line."  We look at the news from this week in 1997 (2:15), Plot (6:00) and Series Firsts (15:00). We spend a lot of time on Kendra, Angel and Buffy, shoes on the bed, the economies of local ice skating rinks that can close on Tuesday, cryptography, and t...

Welcome to The Apocalyi Have Happened, Now What? - also known as Do You Like My Mask, It Raises the Dead, Isn't it Pretty? - also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. In this episode, we contend with a rowdy dog as the robots look at this week in 1997 (2:15), we talk plot (7:00), Ethan, tattoos and Giles as Watcher, Giles as Rebel, Giles as Drunk. We dive into possession in this and our univ...

Welcome to Chantarelle Was Part of My Exotic Phase, It's a Mushroom, It Is? That's Really Embarrassing, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This week we look at Season 2, Episode 7: "Lie to Me."  We have the robots help us with this week in 1997 (3:00) and have a freewheelin' talk about Ford (8:00), Drusilla (19:00), Diego (22:00) and Xander (24:30) among others. We delve into cults (3...

Welcome to I'm Not Really Much for the Timber, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, the Slayerettes experience HALLOWEEN!  We talk about their costumes and how their personalities did (or did not) impact the story (9:10), delve into Janus and a brief history of Halloween (32:00), release our demons (42:40) and rank this sucker (46:00). Have a wonderful Halloween everyone. Dre...

Welcome to You Sold Someone a Khul's Amulet and a Sobekian Bloodstone, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This week we discuss the patriarchy, how our characters reacted under fire, all about snakes and why is it that Cordelia constantly finds herself in these crazy scenarios! / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playli...

Welcome to Fill Me With Your Dark Naughty Evil , also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Here is Season 2, Episode 4: "Inca Mummy Girl." Today we look at culture: how our characters interact with it (10:15), use it as foil (23:40), and show their appreciation (26:20). We also look at series firsts, dive deep into mummies (!!) and see what we can learn from "Inca Mummy Girl." / Full show no...

Welcome to Look What I Made, It’s Called a William, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. Kelly, Stacia and Daniel discuss Sunnydale's response in the face of trauma and disaster, the premiere of Spike (!), Shelia as foil for Buffy, how one becomes a vampire and, sadly (jk) say our goodbyes to the Anointed One. "Plop in hell you b*****d."  We are a real podcast. Follow us @beepmepod ever...

lso known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Join Kelly, Stacia, and Daniel into Season 2, Episode 2's "Some Assembly Required." They talk plot (6:45), they talk the depravity of the villains and how they stack up (9:00), justice and policing in Sunnydale (20:00), men/sex/”men will kill for their boners” — Giles, Xander, Chris, Angel, then f****n Eric (25:00) and zombies in Whedon-verse (37:45)....

Welcome to "He's Tucker's Brother." We've finally returned for Season 2 of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! We are a Buffy podcast that airs in real time with the show in 1997 so as you anticipate next week's episodes, consult the voluminous guides online to being a 90s person. Kelly, Stacia and Daniel have revamped the format, got better mics (though you can't tell in this first episode, but it...

Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Big Pile of Dust, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This episode could be worse - you could have gangrene on your face! We've reached the season finale where we dig into Season 1's finale, "Prophecy Girl." If you're not full from that bite of dinner, we've got sass and analysis served up just for you! / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter |...

Welcome to Rebecca of Sunnyhell Farm, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. Have a great summer. The penultimate first season episode, "Out of Mind, Out of Sight." We talk HIPAA violations, the burdens of invisibility (or, why Clea DuVall had it coming), friendship and, if I remember correctly, Giles has on a few dope scarves! / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | In...

Welcome to Billy Idol Stole His Look from Spike, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Today we discuss nightmares, dive way deep into Slayer mythology and Kelly thinks it's a neato idea to turn all Slayers into Vampire Vampire Slayers. / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episode...

Welcome to Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, 20 years old, born on the 4th of July... Our Little Patriot they used to say, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we talk sexually frustrated puppets ("Morgan and Sid are abominations that take us further away from God”), for almost an hour! I guess there's more but, is there?! / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitt...

Welcome to Nescafé Gold Blend, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. Are we a violation of the terms and service agreement? School nurses, waiters, technopagans! Come one, come all to the official boycott of this podcast! We’re talking technology in “I Robot, You Jane.” / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Pod...

Welcome to MOO - Nice Acronym, MOM! also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This one goes out to all the honeys out there. We talked "Angel" and Angel and Joyce - lots of Joyce. If you're here for the fumigation party, welcome! / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episode: If it's t...

Welcome to BAH! BLAH! Spike Lips! Lips of Spike!, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. “It doesn’t feel like cannibalism in the truest sense” feels like a review of this podcast. Today we tackle cannibalism, croissants, and talk long and pointedly about Xander. / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fan...

Welcome to I'm the Dip! also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Hey, they say that in this episode! “I would imagine that there's probably a gun in the school to protect from potential Anointed Ones." / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episode: It's devastating. He's turned into a...

Welcome to It's Willy's Place now, see. Brings in a better clientele, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. Today, we have a little song for you to set the mood – "I got a woman in Sunnydale / I ain't gonna say her name / she's a Praying Mantis / but I love her just the same" – as well as a full podcast. / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep...

They're talking about If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me, just like everybody is. -- This week, the three - yeah, the three, there's always been three, why are you questioning this trivial point... Mom! - delve into Season 1's third episode, "Witch." / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episo...

We love you like Buffy/Angel YouTube love song videos. Kelly and Daniel progressively lose their collective minds as the end of first two episodes of "Buffy" reach their triumphant conclusion. Plus, we discuss why we're even doing this. / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episode: You're t...

Giles knows the podcast you need, but we know what you want! Kelly and Daniel peer through the looking glass back to 1997 for the first episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." While we love the show, we're not afraid to tell it like it is. / Full show notes at our website / @beepmepod on Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr / Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 1 / Next episode: Alrigh...