Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week, Day Peace joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 01:50 Joe Biden 23:55 Hawk Tuah 28:35 Not Deadpool 29:57 Danny Trejo, ATTACKED! 32:04 Shifty Shellshock 33:45 Gays vs. God —Oh, Joe… All you had to do was stick with the, “I was sick” excuse regarding your debate performance, and everything would’ve been… Well, not fine, but… I mean, somewhat fine? Maybe? But to come out and say you were j...

This week, Chris Cyr joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Debate 10:50 The Squad 21:56 Disney 28:13 Corporate Vigilance 31:38 Online Fraud 32:54 Josh Duggar —Is Rex Huppke the dumbest man on the planet? Maybe. Rex posted an opinion piece on June 25th, several days before the first presidential debate. His take? Trump was going to chicken out, and not attend. Well guess what? That didn’t...

This week, Larry Smith joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 02:25 Life Coaches 13:39 Cults 27:35 Trump vs. Biden 34:02 Gordon Black —The Idiots do a little victim blaming, because my God… Why would you ever hire a “Life Coach” to tell you what to do? A completely untrained, unregulated nitwit with no special skills who gladly takes as much of your money as you’re willing to give. Even better, a l...

This week, Stu McCallister joins the idiots. 00:00 Introductions 00:50 Hunter Biden 07:19 Transgender Issues 18:35 The Dumbest People on the Planet  25:52 Elon Musk 31:20 Feeding the Troll —Our favorite former addict who slept with his dead brother’s widow—Hunter Biden—was found guilty of lying on a form. Of all the things he’s done, this is what the Republicans got him for.  (Which, given it was...

00:00 Introductions 00:27 The Tattooed Murderer 08:41 Trust Jesus Crash 14:30 Trump = Guilty 15:30 Alex Jones 27:16 Fani Willis 34:41 Biden Border Crisis! —Alleged (or accused) murderer Wade Wilson (you read that right; the dude literally has Deadpool’s name) is awash in face tattoos. His lawyers fought for his right to cover them using makeup while on trial. Why? Because little things like swasti...

This week, the Idiots are joined by Brandon Wein. 00:00 Introductions 00:27 Jennifer Lopez 02:51 Donald Trump 15:27 American Airlines 26:56 Tesla 32:18 Fontana Police Department 35:45 Texas Power Grid —Jennifer Lopez had to cancel her tour due to low ticket sales. I mean, to spend time with her family. Right. Like anyone believes that.  Sorry, Jen, the arenas were empty. —The former president was...

This week, the Idiots are joined by Gerry Grothues. 00:00 Introductions 00:48 Viewer Comment 05:09 Harrison Butker 2.0 12:49 Lawyers 19:50 Science! 25:00 Britney, Freed 31:16 Israel/Palestine —We forgot to get to this week, but a viewer wanted to know our thoughts on January 6 when compared to BLM riots and ANTIFA nonsense. He didn’t ask about the idiot students protesting the Israel/Palestine con...

This week, the Idiots are joined by Wayne Russell, of Open Mic Pain. 00:00 Welcome! 00:44 Harrison Butker 08:10 The Dali Crew 16:44 Puff Daddy 22:10 David Copperfield 25:13 Gordon Black 29:31 Steve Bannon —Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker said dumb things. He’s obviously a dumb person. Why does that outrage people? “Oh no, a sexist and homophobic person spoke his mind!” Isn’t it a good th...

00:00 Welcome! 00:20 Netflix Censors Reality 04:25 Okinawa Air Force 06:14 Beef, It’s What’s Grown in a Lab 15:40 RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm 20:30 Kristi Noem 25:04 Helping the Homeless 29:16 The Taylor Swift Law —Kim Kardashian was booed at the Roast of Tom Brady. Was it because she did a horrible job, or simply because she’s a horrible person? Doesn’t matter, because Netflix edited out the negative fe...

This week, comedian Dobie Maxwell joins the idiots for fun and merriment. 00:00 Welcome! 00:32 A Really Smart Comment 04:07 Outrage over the movie The Fall Guy 12:50 Legal Failures 22:32 Influencers 28:49 Rob Marciano, Fired 32:15 New York Times Investigation The breakdown: —People are amusing. You can say something plainly, in their native language, it can be a simple concept, and yet they will f...

00:00 Welcome! 00:26 George Santos 08:39 Maxwell Azzarello 10:32 Isra Hirsi 22:33 Red State, Blue State 26:12 Elon Musk 33:15 Endangered Species The breakdown: —The man with no shame does it again… George Santos recorded a Cameo for NAMBLA. Well, not NAMBLA proper, they didn’t hire him. Someone hired him as a joke, giving him a script for NAMBLA to see if he’d say he supports the group, and becaus...

This week, Lisa David Olsen joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 00:56 Iran vs. Israel 03:33 Trump Owns Republican Party  13:17 Trump media 18:37 Maxwell Azzarello 25:50 Jesus vs. LGBTQ 29:29 Breakdancing in the Olympics The breakdown: —Last week, nathan said it looked like Iran’s “show of force” against Israel was all image, and BOOM! He was right. Iran launched their m...

This week, Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 01:06 Iran Gets Frisky 11:33 Christians vs. The Eclipse 17:13 Justice by Crime and Country 25:15 Catholics Double Down  30:17 Obesity in America The breakdown:  —Hamas attacks Israel. Israel whomps the unholy hell out of the Gaza Strip. Iran thinks that’s no bueno, arms Hezbollah. Israel says, “Oh, F-you,” a...

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:44 Eclipse 07:45 Trans Visibility Day 24:10 Oregon Drug Use 31:41 Amazon Grocery Store 35:33 Viewer Comment The breakdown:  —Who knew we were still living in the dark ages, where an eclipse would send the dumbest of the dumb into a tizzy? Sure, they’re tracked, which means we know exactly when and where they’re going to happen, but they’re also A SIG...

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:36 ISIS Attacks Russia 07:44 Francis Scott Key Bridge 16:16 Trump Bibles for Sale 27:41 Columbia Breaks up with Israel 29:02 Twitter Loses Lawsuit 32:53 Candice Owens Gets Fired The breakdown:  —Vladimir Putin wanted the ISIS attack on the Crocus City Hall attack in Moscow to be Ukraine so badly. He still wants Ukraine to be involved. We discuss the...

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 The Supreme Court, Immigration 06:28 The Supreme Court, Cowboys for Trump 09:55 Princess Kate follow up 11:44 Trump Takes Over the RNC 18:14 Insurance in the USA 27:16 Julia Reel vs. The Hubbard Inn 35:18 Student Debt Forgiveness & Ozempic Babies The breakdown:  —The Supreme Court let a lower court’s ruling stand, stating Texas could act independent of the f...

This week, the Idiots discuss: 00:00 Princess Catherine  08:41 James and Jennifer Crumbly are guilty 21:57 Fani Willis  28:23 COVID vaccinations and political parties 34:57 Aaron Bushnell The breakdown:  —Princess Catherine, is she alive, is she dead? Who knows? The Shadow? Who knew a simple photoshop could turn into a massive, silly and stupid scandal. And most importantly, why in God’s name does...

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 President Biden’s State of the Union address, as well as the insane response by Kate Britt. 08:53 A German fella decided to get the COVID vaccine 217 times. He needs a new hobby. 13:30 Liberal cities are finally tackling crime… in an election year. Shocking! 18:26 Immigration… Republicans tanked a bill they wrote. Why? 22:22 Marjorie Taylor Greene, one of the du...

Voters in Michigan wanted to send a message, and send a message they did. Over 100,000 people shouted loud and proud, “We don’t know anything about history, we’re not smart, but we are passionate about the nonsense we believe!” Or, to put it another way, 100,000 Democrats acted like Democrats. Good job, dummies. Your protest vote was done in an echo chamber. You must be the reason for all those gr...

Comedian Johnny Mocny joins the Idiots do discuss everything in the news, starting with the fun of cancel culture. Several comedians—Jim Florentine, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith, and Kurt Metzger—were fired by a Seattle comedy club, because “local advocacy groups” took issue with the concept of free speech. Well, that’s not what they said, but that’s the fact of the matter. Instead of letting adults dec...

Jon Stewart is back! On Monday, February 12, The Daily Show had its oldest, longest tenured, and best host back. And he was great. He took on hypocrisy and stupidity on all sides… …so naturally, crybaby Democrats were upset, because no one should point out Biden’s failings.  Also: When you’re famous, you can fail all you want, and people will still throw money at you. Case in point, Meghan Markel...

Oh, Joe… What are you so afraid of? The Super Bowl is the most watched TV show of the year, every year, and yet you refuse to be interviewed before it. The size and scope of the audience… all you have to do is be coherent, nail a few talking points, and you could win a few votes. But nope. Hitting talking points is apparently something you can’t do. I mean, why else would a sitting president not t...

In the movie L.A. Story, weatherman Steve Martin (or, realistically, Steve Martin’s weatherman character) pre-records his broadcast… …and gets it wrong. Well, that’s what we’re doing right now. The Idiots are recording one week in advance, because nathan (as this airs) is in Costa Rica. Supposedly, the resort is surrounded by monkeys. Hopefully this is true, and they are habituated to humans. (If...

Shocking news: Republicans and Democrats are close to agreement on a comprehensive bill that would overhaul immigration and add safety and security at the Southern border. Not shocking news: Republicans might tank the vote, because then they can campaign by yelling, “Immigrants are coming!” and scare dumb people. Also: the Navy lowered its recruitment standards, causing Jake to tell tales of his t...

This week, the idiots begin by discussing what’s bound to be the biggest comeback of all time: print media. Basically, Sports Illustrated is dying, and while many are blaming the fact they went “woke” with their hiring of unorthodox women for the swimsuit issue, Jake has other ideas. They also discuss the hard-hitting, effects-everyone’s-life issues like Taylor Swift being shown cheering on her bo...