Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions 01:53 Blake Lively 12:40 Donald Trump Trolls Denmark 17:33 Matt Gaetz 23:48 Dumb Voters 32:15 The Death Penalty —Happy New Year! Up front, we berate all the podcasts who are on vacation and running old episodes.  They’re all lazy, and not worth listening to.  We also quickly touch upon unsung hero Luigi Mangione, who was arrested in the McDonald’s where Amy Vevera worked as a t...

00:00 Introductions 02:34 Florida 12:29 Elon Musk 23:16 NCAA 33:53 Hawk Tuah —In the intro, we apologize for the audio problems YouTube was having during our livecast. Sadly, there’s nothing we can do when YouTube glitches.  We also discuss Jake getting drunk and watching the Detroit Lions pound the crap out of the Chicago Bears. —The number one adult website in the world has put Florida on notice...

00:00 Introductions 00:56 Corporate Comedy 06:24 Young Love 14:01 Nancy Parker 22:04 Hoax 25:33 Jersey Drones 30:02 Alex Jones 34:17 Sophie Rain —nathan had a corporate show the other night. How did it go? Let’s listen in… We also discuss the fact Jake is moving. —Right off the bat, we jump into viewer comments. A 19-year-old kid wants to know if he should marry his girlfriend. Do teenage marriage...

00:00 Introductions 01:29 United Health CEO 03:33 We Are 100 06:04 Hawk Tuah 17:40 KISS 27:56 Jason Zugai 32:48 Mitch McConnell  33:14 Hunter Biden —Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots. —It was all the rage last week, but we really don’t spend a lot of time covering the death of Brian Thompson. We do find it incredibly amusing that Internet Slueths, who ALWAYS find the identity of mysterious (or, mor...

00:00 Introductions 01:33 Kamala Harris 05:21 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 11:20 Elon Musk 20:30 Baldvin Oddson 25:53 Rudy Giuliani 28:44 Donald Trump 33:30 Harry & Megan —It’s a dead heat! Kamala is ahead! It’s tight! All lies.  According to new information, internal polling by the Harris campaign showed them perpetually behind Trump. The whole time. Even when the media was saying she was ahead,...

00:00 Introductions 01:35 Unalived by Dog Pills 05:25 Alex Jones 11:18 Election 2024 16:31 Conceptual Art 20:33 Spotify 23:46 Matt Gaetz 27:09 Mike Johnson 28:32 Trans Issues —Have you ever overdosed on a dog medication? Jake has, because he likes to live life to the fullest. Even if it puts him into an almost life-ending coma.  It’s also the title of his newest (first) comedy special, and we give...

00:00 Introductions 00:30 Joe Biden 03:30 Kamala Harris 13:27 Russian TV 15:16 Viewer Comments 17:17 Proud Voter 20:10 Final Election Thoughts 23:40 Alopecia 29:55 Airline Hijinx —Sure, Kamala lost in a blowout. Apparently it would have been worse with Biden. Internal polling showed Trump getting 400 Electoral College votes, had Joe Biden been on the ballot in November. This according to former Ob...

00:00 Introductions 01:15 Mike Tyson  08:07 Georgia 09:52 Michigan Muslims 15:13 Viewer Comments 20:24 Feeding the Troll  22:27 Kamala & Trans Issues 25:18 The Onion Buys Infowars  28:38 Viewer Comments 31:51 Chat GPJ —It’s our 600th episode, huzzah! —Well, we didn’t get the knockout we al wanted, nor did we (apparently) get much of a boxing match.  Jake (or Logan) Paul was kind to Tyson, and...

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00:00 Introductions 01:21 Zachary Radcliff 09:21 Tim Ballard 13:49 Mike Jeffries 20:22 Roadhouse 22:00 Grant Beth & Luke Polaske 24:42 Viewer Comments 26:42 Deadly Hammocks 34:25 Lily Allen —Zachary Radcliff is a proud, flag-waving MAGA white boy. He’s also been arrested for being waaaaay too into kids. Like, Michael Jackson into kids. Funny, that. (Not funny that anyone is into kids, but the...

00:00 Introductions & Apologies 01:34 The Secret Service 10:23 MAGA Cochella 11:47 The NFL 18:28 Kristin Cavallari  27:13 Cynthia Erivo 32:04 Vince McMahon —We have offended people, and we are sorry! Every so often, a really smart person pops into the comments and says, “U suk.” When that happens, I make fun of their inability to write above a 2nd grade level, and, well, that’s apparently hurt...

00:00 Introductions 00:39 Elon Musk 05:19 Deadspin 13:47 Mike Lawler 21:18 Bath & Body Works 23:35 Trump Bibles 29:05 Mexico 33:20 Dear Abby —Elon Musk promised free Internet (via his Starlink service) to those affected (afflicted) by the hurricanes, but there’s a $400 startup cost in the mix. Should he be raked over the coals for not giving full disclosure, or are people being negative Nancie...

00:00 Introductions 01:00 Morons 10:51 Racism 17:28 Kamala Harris in Trouble 25:26 Taylor Swift 29:52 Tina Peters —Jake and I made it to the wrong side of the Internet! Last week, we made fun of Alex Jones for losing everything. He’s been a wart on the butt of society for decades, and it finally caught up with him. So, naturally, Alex Jones fanboys showed up to call me ’n’ Jake stupid.  We go thro...

00:00 Introductions 00:36 Online Crush 01:41 Alex Jones 07:54 Rosanne Barr 15:41 Janet Jackson 28:50 Trump Watches 34:32 RFK Jr. 37:34 Tim Pool —Andy Fisher joins the Idiots this week. —Jake has a fan! And we think it’s a man! And that’s OK!  (Jake got a nice compliment, which we discuss up front.) —A judge has ordered the auctioning off of all of Alex Jones’ possessions. Or, at least, everything...

00:00 Introductions 00:43 Trump Merch 07:36 Exploding Pagers 18:44 Racism in Oklahoma 25:43 Elon Musk 29:55 Meghan Markel —Chris Stiffler joins the Idiots this week. —Trump Merch. nathan admits right up front that he was scared. For a while, Trump was on fire. NFTs, Gold Shoes, Bobbleheads… the merch was hilarious, and original. Then, there was a dip in quality. An ugly t-shirt with what SHOULD be...

00:00 Introductions 01:05 Last Week Recap 03:39 The Debate 21:51 Truth Social  30:06 Bon Jovi Saves Lives —Big John Small from Sunny Radio joins the Idiots to make fun of things. —Last week we talked about (alleged) Russian Agent Tim Pool. This upset a couple Poolies, window-lickers so dumb they can’t think for themselves, so they watch a mouth-breather on YouTube and feel better about their lack...

00:00 Introductions 00:50 Russia in American Elections 12:05 Football 20:48 Colt & Colin Gray 29:43 Tucker Carlson 34:01 Dear Abby —Comedian Luke Borchard pops by for a visit. —Oh, the hilarity.  Anyone with an IQ above 70 knows that Tim Pool and his ilk are horrible people with horrible takes on (pretty much) every subject, but to have it confirmed that they were unwitting Russian assets? So,...

00:00 Hello! 01:16 Chimp Crazy 16:22 Jesse Waters 20:51 Political Endorsements 25:52 NTF Glory 35:29 Afghanistan —The Makers of Tiger King are back, and they’ve got another lunatic to follow. Maybe these people aren’t as captivating as Joe Exotic, but they’re ask passionately dumb as he is, and possibly worse. At least the Tigers had room to roam at Exotic’s location; the chimpanzee’s in episode o...

00:00 Introductions 00:36 DNC in Chicago 07:42 RFK Jr. 13:10 Disney 17:48 Jesse Kipf 25:38 Elon Musk 32:16 Fox News 35:24 Bobblehead Trump —Jake was in Chicago last week, covering the Democratic National Convention for Sirius/XM radio.  Yes, the Obama’s gave speeches, yes, Bill Clinton showed up, yes, there was joy, energy, and love… But none of that matters, because Jake had a hands-down favorite...

00:00 Introductions 01:20 Censorship in Comedy 10:46 Mr. Weeks on Twitter 18:32 Political Fanatics 28:19 The War on Christmas 31:49 The Trump $2 Bill —Aloe Mean is sitting in for Jake this week. Good times. —Reginald D. Hunter told a joke that a couple people thought was “naughty.” (Or, more specifically, anti-Semitic.) Quiz: what happened next? a) Nothing! Adults understand that not every joke is...

00:00 Love Fest 01:10 The Packed Pole Vaulter 04:10 Elon Musk 14:10 Stolen Valor 23:46 Lara Trump 26:07 Olympic Roundup —I tell Jake how much I appreciate him! —We all knew this was gonna happen: the French pole vaulter with a package that shames all men, got an offer to show it off. —The man continually challenging people like Ted Cruz and Donald Trump in the “biggest d-bag on the planet,” Elon M...

00:00 Introductions 00:39 Olympic Controversy Number One 05:49 Anthony Ammirati 08:42 Imane Khelif 17:23 Kyle Rittenhouse —We say hi to Dan Raney. —Oh, Christians… Is there anything you won’t turn into and attack? Your victim mentality is just… Ugh. One week after it was explained that the opening ceremonies had a float representing Dionysus and Greek mythology, the Vatican decided to wrong-minded...

00:00 Introductions 01:32 Biden Drops Out 08:32 Trump’s Shooter 16:59 Trump’s Ear 19:50 Shiloh Pitt 26:25 WNBA vs. USA 28:49 Rebel Wilson —We say “hi” to Michael Cuske, and have a very brief discussion about the documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization, part 2, The Metal Years, and marvel at the fact Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P is still alive. —Well, when you go on vacation, you miss the big s...

Truncated episode this week, and Jake and nathan discuss a couple documentaries: The Man with 1,000 Kids (on Netflix), and Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets. Enjoy! #podcast #documentary #netflix #duggarfamily #duggars #donate #medicine

This week, Mike Lukas joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 02:18 Donald Trump, Shot —A whole bunch of news stories got tossed aside, because the biggest news event of the year (so far) happened on Saturday, July 13. Former president Donald Trump was at a rally in Pennsylvania, and someone took a shot (or several) at him. Details as of recording are slim, but there are jokes aplenty. Enjoy! Idiots...