Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Me...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Jackass 5 —Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 00:00 Introductions 00:23 Jackass 5 08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool 13:53 America 250 Fair 17:55 Save America Act 27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 37:31 Test Fraud in College Jackass, Best & Last nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect a...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Modern Dating —Trump’s Reflecting Pool 00:00 Introductions 01:04 Modern Dating 05:33 Portugal Soccer 18:19 Rod Stewart 28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Modern Dating A woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special. Weird. —Portugal Soccer Portugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms,...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Mötley Crüe 00:00 Introductions 02:19 Mötley Crüe 11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund 21:24 Michael Jackson 28:08 University of Iowa 35:24 Military Religions Mötley Crüe Aaaaaand, it’s gone. After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally. Go morons!  Al...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iranian Peace Talks —James Talarico 00:00 Introductions 05:37 Iran 08:40 James Talarico 15:47 U-Haul 23:57 Thomas Massie 31:34 CBS  36:06 Comey Prosecutor 40:26 Speed Cameras Iran We’re so close to a peace deal! Oh, wait. This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch. It’s almost like the orange blowhard mor...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones 2.0 —Republicans & Child Marriage 00:00 Introductions 01:02 Trump Phones 2.0 05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage 19:53 The University of Iowa 28:34 Black Boycott 35:00 Dumbocrats 41:01 Ben Palmer Trump Phones 2.0 We got it wrong!  We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM! Custome...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones —Olivia Rodrigo 00:00 Introductions 05:10 The World for Sale 09:49 Trump Phones 17:23 Olivia Rodrigo 23:48 Frontier Airlines 26:06 California Election  30:12 Republicans go MAGA The World for Sale It’s a great book; nathan gives a little tease.  Trump Phones The stupid got swindled again… Almost 600,000 morons lined up t...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Comey —Iranian Propaganda 00:00 Introductions 08:11 James Comey 14:59 BEES! 19:56 Wold Cup Fever 35:56 Renewable Energy 36:24 Iranian Propaganda  James Comey Last week, we pointed out that FBI Director Kash Patel was a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being, and boy, he sure proved it this week. Zero arrests from the Epstei...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Donald Trump Attacked —John Phelan Incompetent  —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 00:00 Introductions 02:23 Ruby Rose 04:52 Donald Trump 15:51 Jesus Statue 22:07 MAGA Influencer  26:34 John Phelan 29:25 Elizabeth Smart 33:11 The Onion 34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar 41:40 Kash Patel Ruby Rose Ruby Rose has always be...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Eric Swalwell —Katy Perry 00:00 Introductions 02:57 Eric Swalwell 13:20 Iranian AI 27:11 Katy Perry 37:53 Gavin Maas Eric Swalwell Well, we knew he was going to drop, we just didn’t know when. Jake and nathan are torn on the reasons why: Jake says if he were innocent, he would’ve stayed in the race; nathan thinks he’s guilty, and jus...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Duggar Follow-up —Pam Bondi, Fired 00:00 Introductions 05:51 Jim Bob Duggar 11:00 Pam Bondi, Fired 27:46 Fox News 38:02 Charlie Day 39:12 Jaden Ivey 40:49 Conversion Therapy Jim Bob Duggar Jim Bob blames his son for his horrible actions, nathan thinks Jim Bob should look in the mirror… (Jake disagrees.) —Pam Bondi, Fired During his f...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Government Gambling —Another Duggar Arrested 00:00 Introductions 03:08 Government Gambling 12:58 New Duggar Arrests 19:53 Trump Sits 26:24 Military Recruitment 30:30 Reddit Cares 34:43 Raw Dairy 39:11 Druski & Erika Kirk Introductions nathan had an eight-hour drive home from Arkansas, and though he got a flat tire, thankfully, it...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —TikTok —NOT South Park —Alyson Hannigan 00:00 Introductions 06:51 Clickbait 09:39 Alyson Hannigan 18:03 Tariffs 33:02 The Mrs. TikTok nathan gets booted off TikTok Live every week, because TikTok has the absolute worst algorithm on the planet. Just a gigantic piece of garbage. Clickbait A fella who wrote for South Park for a year or...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —YouTube Live —Iran 00:00 Introductions 03:38 Derek Carr 04:38 Martin Short 06:04 Bafta Awards 08:52 Allen Osborne 17:04 Casey Means 22:58 Iran YouTube Live It sucks. I wish they’d fix it. Derek Carr He retired, but will return to the NFL to play with a contender. Um… Any team you’re quarterbacking is automatically NOT a contender, De...

Episode 664: Prince Andrew, Arrested This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Gambling —Prince Andrew —Stephen Colbert 00:00 Introductions 08:22 Iowa News 12:09 Prince Andrew 19:12 Reality TV 40:05 Texas Primaries 41:01 Tiny Houses 43:41 Stephen Colbert 50:36 Anti-Smoking Options Introductions nathan talks about, but doesn’t name, the worst person on the planet, and Jake di...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Van Der Beek  —Bad Bunny —Jill Zarin 00:00 Introductions 04:30 James Van Der Beek 14:27 Bad Bunny 22:39 Super Bowl Prank 26:48 Jill Zarin 30:49 Free Meals for ICE 36:46 Pardoned by Trump James Van Der Beek This one hurt, and it’s weird, because I wasn’t a fan. I wasn’t a hater, the Beek is just someone I didn’t really follow. I...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Gambling —Gus Kenworthy —Donald Trump 00:00 Introductions 04:06 Gus Kenworthy 10:46 Donald Trump 21:18 60 Minutes 33:23 Kid Rock 36:49 MTG 40:07 Hunter Biden Gambling Jake’s into it. Gus Kenworthy The man is an Olympic liar.  He told news outlets that he went pee in the snow and wrote an anti-ICE message. That. Is. A. Lie. It’s eithe...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Football —Cancel Culture —Erika Kirk —Amazon 00:00 Introductions 06:26 Cancel Culture 23:15 Erika Kirk 36:52 Amazon Cancel Culture This first story is a doozy… A natural gum company, Underbrush, went live on TikTok.  They were promoting, wait for it, their gum. An insane woman showed up and started talking politics, and after VERY po...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Alex Pretti —LeAnn Rimes —Sean Penn 00:00 Introductions 05:54 Alex Pretti 28:57 Gambling 33:22 LeAnn Rimes 40:17 Sean Penn 43:53 Stranger Things Alex Pretti ICE murdered another U.S. citizen, a civilian taking advantage of his First Amendment rights. Yup. Gambling A four-year-old girl was picking football teams, and it was cute. Then...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Laura Jedeed —Circumcision —Hairy Butts 00:00 Introductions 00:20 Laura Jedeed 07:49 Circumcision 16:17 Renee Good  17:46 The Lottery 22:49 Venezuela 27:46 Jerome Powell  29:31 Daniel Stern 36:42 The Media 38:15 Hairy Butt 40:52 Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang Laura Jedeed  Laura is a reporter, and she just exposed the lie that the gove...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —ICE —Nick Reiner —Matt Kalil 00:00 Introductions 01:20 ICE 10:30 Manufacturing 15:30 Nick Reiner 20:42 Matt Kalil 27:25 Food Pyramid  31:39 Heated Rivalry 40:43 DOGE ICE People are interesting hypocrites. Ashli Babbitt was part of a mob that attacked police officers and stormed the Capitol.  Angry miscreants with no moral compass scr...

Episode 657: Venezuela, Mi Amour This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Venezuela —Karen Read —Diana Taurasi  00:00 Introductions 00:30 Venezuela 23:38 Karen Read 34:34 Diana Taurasi  40:03 Propaganda  43:10 Woman Marries AI  43:51 Amanda Nguyen 45:37 Biden! Venezuela Trump got frisky! The Epstein Files must be worse than we thought for him to go and kidnap a foreign lead...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Football —Christmas —AI in College 00:00 Introductions… Football Talk 01:55 Christmas 09:19 AI in College 11:47 Puka Nacua 21:20 Alan Jackson 29:13 Liquor Sales 32:01 Kim Kardashian 37:44 Avatar 40:43 Lamb of God 42:49 Llamar Odom NFL Jake’s Lions have been eliminated; nathan’s Packers will be one-and-done after the Wildcard round… N...