Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Episode 690: Eric Schmitt This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Failed Executions —Eric Schmitt 00:00 Introductions 00:31 Failed Executions 14:14 U2 & Ed Sheeran 17:19 Trade War 21:56 Eric Schmitt Failed Executions Oh, Tennessee, you silly, incompetent state. The Volunteer state needed to put a prisoner down, and they botched it. In...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The NFL 00:00 Introductions 00:21 The NFL 08:19 Ginger Singer Followup 21:04 Kid Rock Festival 34:20 Don’t Make Jokes The NFL Both Jake and nathan love football… Jake roots for the Lions, and nathan is perpetually let down by the Green Bay Packers. How important is an offensive line? Very. Very impor...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Kinnick Stadium —Aubrey Plaza —Jimmy Kimmel 00:00 Introductions 05:20 Aubrey Plaza 12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC 29:22 John Malkovich & Israel 34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods Introductions nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.  What’s the most surprising thing he found?...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Lindsay Clancy —WI Judge Messes Up 00:00 Introductions 00:28 Lindsay Clancy 19:51 WI Judge Messes Up Lindsay Clancy The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in. What a time to be alive. Well, it was a mistrial. Is that because...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Zohran Mamdani —Trump Blames Vandals 00:00 Introductions 01:47 Zohran Mamdani 20:23 Trump Blames Vandals 28:26 Demon Hunters 36:58 More COVID Nonsense 39:43 Iowa Regents Zohran Mamdani People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they? If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care? And why? Trump Blames...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executi...

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —The Worst Job Interview —Boy George 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Worst Job Interview 13:30 Clickbait Headlines 22:13 Boy George 30:25 The Odyssey  43:24 Jimothy The Worst Job Interview nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clu...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —Homoerotic Christian Gyms 00:00 Introductions 01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines 14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms 27:51 Supergirl 31:14 Afroman The Best Clickbait Headlines If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across. Eye catc...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Stupid People —Caitlin Clark 00:00 Introductions 01:42 Stupid People 05:43 Good Food 22:27 Medical Testing in India 25:45 Caitlin Clark 36:35 Courtney Stodden Stupid People Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture? Well, you know someone stupid! “I watched the first...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare En...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Conor McGregor —Arson in the News —Islamic Republic of Japan 00:00 Introductions 04:30 Conor McGregor 14:50 Arson in the News 20:50 Biohacking 22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom 33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan 34:51 Conservative College Courses Conor McGregor Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.  I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” b...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Me...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Jackass 5 —Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 00:00 Introductions 00:23 Jackass 5 08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool 13:53 America 250 Fair 17:55 Save America Act 27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 37:31 Test Fraud in College Jackass, Best & Last nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect a...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Modern Dating —Trump’s Reflecting Pool 00:00 Introductions 01:04 Modern Dating 05:33 Portugal Soccer 18:19 Rod Stewart 28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Modern Dating A woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special. Weird. —Portugal Soccer Portugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms,...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Mötley Crüe 00:00 Introductions 02:19 Mötley Crüe 11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund 21:24 Michael Jackson 28:08 University of Iowa 35:24 Military Religions Mötley Crüe Aaaaaand, it’s gone. After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally. Go morons!  Al...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iranian Peace Talks —James Talarico 00:00 Introductions 05:37 Iran 08:40 James Talarico 15:47 U-Haul 23:57 Thomas Massie 31:34 CBS  36:06 Comey Prosecutor 40:26 Speed Cameras Iran We’re so close to a peace deal! Oh, wait. This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch. It’s almost like the orange blowhard mor...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones 2.0 —Republicans & Child Marriage 00:00 Introductions 01:02 Trump Phones 2.0 05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage 19:53 The University of Iowa 28:34 Black Boycott 35:00 Dumbocrats 41:01 Ben Palmer Trump Phones 2.0 We got it wrong!  We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM! Custome...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones —Olivia Rodrigo 00:00 Introductions 05:10 The World for Sale 09:49 Trump Phones 17:23 Olivia Rodrigo 23:48 Frontier Airlines 26:06 California Election  30:12 Republicans go MAGA The World for Sale It’s a great book; nathan gives a little tease.  Trump Phones The stupid got swindled again… Almost 600,000 morons lined up t...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Comey —Iranian Propaganda 00:00 Introductions 08:11 James Comey 14:59 BEES! 19:56 Wold Cup Fever 35:56 Renewable Energy 36:24 Iranian Propaganda  James Comey Last week, we pointed out that FBI Director Kash Patel was a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being, and boy, he sure proved it this week. Zero arrests from the Epstei...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Donald Trump Attacked —John Phelan Incompetent  —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 00:00 Introductions 02:23 Ruby Rose 04:52 Donald Trump 15:51 Jesus Statue 22:07 MAGA Influencer  26:34 John Phelan 29:25 Elizabeth Smart 33:11 The Onion 34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar 41:40 Kash Patel Ruby Rose Ruby Rose has always be...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Eric Swalwell —Katy Perry 00:00 Introductions 02:57 Eric Swalwell 13:20 Iranian AI 27:11 Katy Perry 37:53 Gavin Maas Eric Swalwell Well, we knew he was going to drop, we just didn’t know when. Jake and nathan are torn on the reasons why: Jake says if he were innocent, he would’ve stayed in the race; nathan thinks he’s guilty, and jus...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Duggar Follow-up —Pam Bondi, Fired 00:00 Introductions 05:51 Jim Bob Duggar 11:00 Pam Bondi, Fired 27:46 Fox News 38:02 Charlie Day 39:12 Jaden Ivey 40:49 Conversion Therapy Jim Bob Duggar Jim Bob blames his son for his horrible actions, nathan thinks Jim Bob should look in the mirror… (Jake disagrees.) —Pam Bondi, Fired During his f...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Government Gambling —Another Duggar Arrested 00:00 Introductions 03:08 Government Gambling 12:58 New Duggar Arrests 19:53 Trump Sits 26:24 Military Recruitment 30:30 Reddit Cares 34:43 Raw Dairy 39:11 Druski & Erika Kirk Introductions nathan had an eight-hour drive home from Arkansas, and though he got a flat tire, thankfully, it...