Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Energy Drinks —Rob Reiner —Occupy Democrats 00:00 Introductions:  01:03 Rob Reiner 14:34 Occupy Democrats 18:19 LGBTQ in Florida 25:30 Imports 32:22 The Oscars 44:27 Miss Finland Rob Reiner The idiots discuss a great director, and a good man. Viewers pick their favorite RR movie in the live chat.  Occupy Democrats Liberals like to co...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Snow —The Australian Tragedies —Nick Fuentes 00:00 Introductions: Snow! 06:24 Australian Tragedy 11:39 Nick Fuentes 16:45 Jennifer Lopez  20:23 Denny’s Restaurants 28:55 Inflation 33:06 In-Home Birth 42:44 Social Media Snow Ever drive in it? Is fun! Midwest, baby. Iowa. Australian Tragedy You know what happens whenever there’s a trag...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —ED —ICE —Odell Beckham Jr.  00:00 Introductions 00:38 ED 19:54 ICE Nativity Scene 28:56 Odell Beckham Jr. 38:50 The Economy 41:32 Netflix ED The Idiots take an online quiz that’s supposed to tell them how many times a day they should self-pleasure, in order to achieve bigger, harder, and longer-lasting… um, manhood moments. (I’m tryi...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Midwest Blizzard 2025 —Male Enhancement —Kim Kardashian 00:00 Introductions 02:10 Blizzard  06:46 Self-Pleasure 17:87 Kim Kardashian 29:45 Twitter 34:12 Kevin Spacey 40:38 Scientology Blizzard 2025 nathan got to drive in the snowstorm that made national news. It was “good times.” Self-Pleasure Well, nathan used to receive targeted ad...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Megyn Kelly —Lauren Boebert —Nikalie Monroe 00:00 Introductions 03:40 Megyn Kelley 17:01 Lauren Boebert 28:11 DOJ vs. CA Megyn Kelley Welp, it finally happened… the right has openly and actively started defending pedos. When the hullabaloo hit the airwaves, I thought it was going to be a quote taken out of context. Nope! Megyn went a...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Nikalie Monroe —Mormons —Zohran Mamdani 00:00 Introductions 00:32 Nikalie Monroe 05:23 Mormons 11:02 Zohran Mamdani 24:09 Lauren Bobert 26:40 Peachy Clean 31:46 Matt Kalil 34:07 Prince Andrew 42:28 Millie Bobby Brown Nikalie Monroe Man, you wanna talk about heroes not needing capes? Nikalie calls churches, plays the sounds of a cryin...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —TikTok Videos —JD Vance —Kamala Harris 00:00 Introductions 04:19 JD Vance 05:40 Kamala Harris 09:37 Kristen Bell 12:14 Amazon Layoffs 20:07 Middle East Peace 22:39 Tesla 27:46 Argentina 33:03 Tylenol 35:56 Prince Andrew 39:11 YouTube TV TikTok For no reason, Jake and nathan talk about TikTok videos they’ve watched.  JD Vance JD got h...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Circumcision —Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell —American Farmers 00:00 Introductions 03:59 Circumcision 10:42 Dax Shepherd & Kristen Bell 15:05 Fanboys 18:21 Donald Trump 23:38 American Farmers 32:40 Ace Frehley 34:25 Super Bowl  Circumcision Years ago, Jake and nathan discovered that if you mention circumcision in passing, crazy,...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —No Kings Rally —Tron Ares —Ian Watkins 00:00 Introductions 03:07 Comments 04:10 No Kings 06:25 Tron Ares 13:05 Ian Watkins 15:06 Go Fund Me 26:49 Donald Trump 30:37 Elon Musk Comment Section We got a really kind compliment, from a super real account! No Kings Both Jake and nathan forgot to attend their local No Kings rally. Oops.  I...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Circumcision — Super Bowl Halftime Show —Lisa Catalano 00:00 Introductions 01:59 Circumcision 10:11 Super Bowl Halftime Show 24:23 Lisa Catalano 35:15 Puff Daddy 36:05 Conversion Therapy Circumcision RFK Jr. is at it again: if there’s a culprit behind the rise of autism, he’ll absolutely ignore it in order to make nonsensical argumen...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —TikTok —Bad Bunny —Danica Patrick 00:00 Introductions 00:54 TikTok 03:50 Bad Bunny 10:08 Danica Patrick 16:39 Self Pleasure 22:10 Riyadh Comedy Festival 32:06 Jennifer Lopez 35:27 Jimmy Kimmel 38:20 MAGA Morons 41:25 Mountain Climber Falls TikTok Their algorithm is the worst thing on the planet, hear why. Bad Bunny  He was announced...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Caffeine & Mormons 00:00 Introductions 06:21 Tylenol 12:21 Farmers 16:05 Tylenol 2.0 19:05 Nepo Babies 23:53 Jimmy Kimmel 2.0 30:15 Trump Speech 31:49 Argentina  36:28 Go Fund Me 41:17 Charlie Sheen Caffeine Celsius is the nectar of the Gods, but Jake still drinks Monster. Today, however, Nathan forwent his delicious buzz for som...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —South Park & Charlie Kirk —Jimmy Kimmel —Brigitte Macron 00:00 Introductions 01:51 Bragging Rights 04:43 Starbucks 08:14 Jimmy Kimmel 10:57 The View 20:16 Jesus Take the Yoke 21:08 Brigitte Macron 31:51 Farm Bankruptcies  41:01 Mahmoud Khalil 43:53 Susan Monarez 46:42 Donald Trump South Park & Charlie Kirk nathan called it: t...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Supreme Court  —South Korea —Charlie Kirk 00:00 Introductions 01:30 The Supreme Court  10:46 South Korea 14:11 Michigan Criminals  17:11 Florida! 23:23 Charlie Kirk The Supreme Court  Oh what a ruling… Profiling is now legal in the United States.  Take that, Constitution. Take that, 4th Amendment. We are no longer a nation of hon...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Hurricane Katrina Houses—Piotr Szczerek—Venezuelan Drug Boat00:00 Introductions01:43 Brad Pitt09:13 Piotr Szczerek25:51 Druski33:05 Malware43:53 Kamala HarrisBrad Pitt The world’s most handsome man is being sued. Why? Because he tried helping people. Think about that, anyone worth millions and millions of dollars. The next time there’...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Cracker Barrel Caves —The Gap —NFTs 00:00 Introductions 00:53 Cracker Barrel 14:08 The Gap 23:08 NFTs 27:52 Snoop Dog 40:10 Tesla 40:26 Trump Cracker Barrel Those sissies caved. Conservatives were outraged (more so than whenever a school tragedy happens), so the powers that be cried “Uncle!” Because they’re stupid, conservatives call...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Cracker Barrel —Male Cheerleaders —The Pulse Memorial 00:00 Introductions 02:02 Cracker Barrel 11:42 Male Cheerleaders 19:54 Pulse Memorial 26:44 Carnival Cruise Lines 29:23 Jussie Smollett 34:04 Mr. Beast 38:28 Gavin Newsom Cracker Barrel The news doesn’t get much bigger than this… Cracker Barrel has gone WOKE! Woke I say!  They cha...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Pete Davidson —The American Farmer —Playboy 00:00 Introductions 02:54 Pete Davidson 10:39 Farmers 12:51 Automakers 15:39 Playboy Introductions Jake praises China, and Chairman Xi, in order to curry his favor and become a certified creator on TikTok, that he may become a co-host of the podcast on that dreaded platform. Pete Davidson P...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Star Wars —Taiwan/China  00:00 Introductions 02:23 China & Taiwan 10:33 Gina Carano  35:30 French Farmers 45:08 Teddy Bridgewater Introduction: TikTok is the absolute worst.  Taiwan Out of nowhere, Jake makes a joke about how/why TikTok sucks, and for reasons no one understands, we go down a path of “Is Taiwan part of China, or i...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans —Hulk Hogan —Kamala Harris 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Modern English 09:22 Thailand vs. Cambodia 11:29 The Washington Redskins 13:47 Sydney Sweeney 26:16 Kamala Harris 32:58 Buddhist Monks 35:21 Derek Huffman 41:03 The Economy Hulk Hogan Jake’s dad passed away, but so did a famous, racist, philandering wrestler....

Well, we’ve never missed a week before. We record over Christmas, Easter… Hell, each and every holiday. When other podcasts go on break, we keep on keeping on. But, this week, Jake lost a parent. Thing is, he would’ve recorded anyway, if not for the logistics of it all. So, a tale of loss to hold you over until we can go back to mocking everything. Want to support this channel? Check out my swag:...

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Coldplay Couple —Iran —Jeffrey Epstein 00:00 Introductions 00:55 Coldplay 08:01 Iran  14:33 Thailand  19:47 Jeffrey Epstein 30:52 The Mortician 40:42 Billy Joel —nathan avoided burping into the microphone. Someone give him an award. —Coldplay can sell out stadiums! Who knew?? Just another testament to America’s acceptance of blan...

This week on the ‘cast, we discuss  —Jeffrey Epstein —Elon Musk —Zorhan Mamdani 00:00 Introductions 08:33 Jeffrey Epstein 20:07 Alex Jones 24:29 Zorhan Mamdani 37:46 Elon Musk 43:48 Cedar Point —Up front, we talk YouTube troubles, and AI. Jake had massive problems with the Verizon Wireless chatbot, which sent him all over town looking for a router. Also: Elon Musk’s Gronk has been programmed to sp...

00:00 Introductions 09:57 Puff Daddy Verdict 19:57  Bryan Kohberger 22:24 The Big Beautiful Bill 29:04 TikTok 37:09 Sneak Preview —Cedar Point… Is it worth it? Sadly, no. The rollercoasters are fun, but the cost is too high for what you get.  Jake likes Adventureland, Iowa’s answer to Six Flags. (Jake doesn’t like Field of Dreams, because he has no soul.) —Sean P. Diddy Combs was found… Partially...

00:00 Introductions 00:33 Zorhan Mamdani 10:06 Natalie Imbruglia  13:54 Iran 17:46 Chip Caray 27:40 Hetero Awesome Fest 31:15 Impeach Trump! —Introductions: Hellos to you. —New York City didn’t elect a new mayor, nathan got that wrong. But, Zohran Mamdani won the primary on the Democratic side of things —In a shocking news update, Natalie Imbruglia doesn’t look the same at age 50 that she did at a...