Ian Camfield

Amazon just turned 30 and still acts like it’s taking over the world, the Emmy voters iced out two huge shows, and a scandal-ridden celeb is screaming for the Epstein files to “clear his name.” Oh—and if you’re short on magic, you can literally hire a witch now. Meanwhile, Billy MacFarland is cashing in on Fyre Festival again… and yep, he still owes everyone money.

Ian is back from the weekend!

The final Black Sabbath show raised huge cash for charity, Ian got destroyed by mosquitoes right as West Nile season kicks in, Denver’s DMV is officially on the worst list, and Apple’s new iPhone might catch you getting frisky on FaceTime.

Ian breaks down the final Black Sabbath show. Hollywood lost a few big names over the holiday. Hiking is now the hot trend for first dates. The Oasis reunion turned out to be painfully boring. And this summer, women are all about the dad bod.

AI can now recreate your dreams. Ian’s pretty sure he hallucinated from a sugar overdose. There’s a vinyl record filled with actual water—and people are buying it. Every state is Googling different red, white, and blue foods. Billy Corgan is hyped to take part in the final Black Sabbath concert this weekend. And China just hosted the world’s first autonomous robot soccer match.

The final Ozzy and Black Sabbath show happens this weekend. The wedding of the year just went down—and everyone’s talking about how cozy Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney looked. Oasis kicks off their first reunion gig. Denver has become ground zero for TikTok-inspired takeovers. And Diddy is not having a great Monday.

The most over-the-top wedding of the year is going down in Venice. A new Facebook movie is on the way—and Mark Zuckerberg might not be thrilled. Nike drops the first-ever sneaker-loafer, and it’s already being flipped for $500. The nurse from Blink-182’s Enema of the State cover is now on OnlyFans. And would you shove tiny robots up your nose if it meant curing the common cold?

Avocados might be the secret to better sleep. Exploding Ecto Coolers are turning up on eBay. Starbucks has good news for custom drink lovers. In-N-Out is suing a YouTuber over bizarre pranks. Returnless returns are becoming more common. And the latest secret to a happy relationship? A Screen Divorce.

Good news about the final Ozzy and Black Sabbath show. Ian’s niece in England wants him to overnight Crumbl cookies from Denver. Venice locals are furious about Jeff Bezos’ wedding. Ian refuses to pay to watch the new Led Zeppelin doc. Gen Z is skipping travel to stay home with their pets. Things you should never keep by your bed. Ian’s friend brings his own minibar to hotel rooms. Green Day’s Bil...

West Nile virus turns up in a Fort Collins mosquito. Alanis Morissette opens up about the hardest part of fame at 21. A new “Chicken and Pickle” concept is coming to Thornton. AI may be giving us cognitive debt. Cold showers might actually be bad for you. Jeff Bezos gets roasted for his Venice wedding. And yes—“old-person smell” is scientifically real.

Denver's finally getting some sleep... but the news this week is anything but restful. We’re saying goodbye to a TV legend, Mick Jagger’s teaming up with Scorsese, and the new Mission Impossible drops this weekend.

Another airport scare has travelers on edge, Erie’s exploding with new growth, and the future is taking flight—literally—the first flying car could hit the market next year!