Ian Camfield

Cake batter’s canceled, a Burning Man trip turns into a drug bust, and the latest doomed dating trend.

Zombie rabbits in Fort Collins, late-night phone scrolling gets a pass, MSNBC rebrands, and shopping cart Olympics?!

Seagulls gone wild, Pete Davidson crying about his “BDE,” and why Metallica fans probably shouldn’t hold their breath for a Super Bowl halftime show. Ian also digs into the latest Taylor Swift Easter eggs, plus the World Humanoid Robot Games in China—yes, actual robots competing like Olympians. From ankle-twisting bird chases to celebrity oversharing and robot showdowns, this episode covers the we...

Billy Idol is looking freakishly well-preserved. The new ChatGPT rollout is catching major backlash. West Nile virus has popped up in Colorado. And a new Charlie Sheen documentary is headed to Netflix.

Trouble is brewing for Walgreens in Colorado. A Southwest flight delay ends with blind passengers left behind. And nearly half of Gen Z admits they’d choose money over love—what’s going on there?

Ian’s scented candle addiction has reached elite status. IKEA might be coming to a Best Buy near you. And robotaxis are now outworking nearly every Uber driver.

Ian’s feeling ancient thanks to his friends this week. Flowers from Ozzy’s funeral will be mulched and scattered at his private grave site. The Ozzy and Sharon biopic is officially moving forward. One in three Colorado drivers admit to speeding regularly. And if you’re still using a friend’s HBO Max password—brace yourself for bad news.

China has unveiled robot wolves. Ian’s still catching up on TV from 2009. Heinz just dropped a ketchup smoothie. United’s having a rough time at DIA. The NFL has banned smelling salts. And someone called Colorado Springs police about bears in the sewers.

Adult Happy Meals are back. A Danish zoo wants your pets—to feed to lions. There’s breast milk flavored ice cream now. The OceanGate sub disaster? Totally preventable. And we might be getting an action-comedy remake of T.J. Hooker.

Ian can’t get enough of the new Naked Gun movie. Rumors are flying about a possible Metallica residency in Vegas. There’s a major change at DIA that could make security a whole lot easier. A camper had to be “rescued” after unleashing an aggressively loud Nickelback session. Could Beyoncé be gearing up for a full-on rock album? New numbers show Americans are more stressed than ever about grocery p...

A woman got slammed with massive medical bills after a bat landed on her face. And for some reason, Liam Neeson’s manhood is suddenly a hot topic.

Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails are swapping band members. Bed Bath & Beyond might be making a comeback. William Shatner is exploring ways to cheat death—just like Captain Kirk. And eating nothing but watermelon to lose weight can seriously mess with your muscles.

Deion Sanders has a new partnership with Depends. Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson might be dating. And Ian has discovered the chimpanzee version of Tiger King.

The Buckingham Nicks album is finally getting a reissue. Tom Cruise showed up to an Oasis show in England—despite the band previously blasting him. The Fantastic Four popcorn bucket just broke world records. And Ian says quitting coffee is what actually helped him give up booze.

Plane emergency at DIA over the weekend. Metallica might be gearing up for a Vegas residency. And we are spending a shocking amount of time online every single day.

We say goodbye to Hulk Hogan. The U.S. Treasury is now accepting Venmo to chip away at the national debt. Ozzy memorabilia is officially up for sale. South Park took some edgy shots at Trump. And Rolling Stone rounded up a list of classic Ozzy-isms.

Tough morning for Ozzy fans around the world. A new AI device can turn your dreams into video. We’ve made the Top 10 list for favorite American cities. Beef prices are soaring. And the world’s oldest single malt just hit the market.

Ian had a life revelation while sitting in the dentist chair. There’s a great new way to get to DIA. And AI is starting to cause serious problems for the music business.

Ian is oddly excited for his dentist appointment this afternoon. More chaos from the Coldplay Kiss Cam. The Red Bull Stratosphere skydiver from 2012 has died. TSA actually has some good news for once. Real sugar is making a comeback in Coke. Pee-wee’s bicycle has a new home. And a new Billy Joel documentary reveals his dad was surprisingly strict.

Coldplay is busting up affairs on the Jumbotron. Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham have reconciled. The biggest chunk of Mars on Earth just sold at auction. Ian shares his thoughts on cutting toenails in public. And Stevie Wonder wants everyone to know he really is blind.

Ian might finally start watching Stranger Things—just as it’s ending. Ozzy’s final Black Sabbath show is now the highest-grossing charity concert ever. The most popular tattoos in Colorado right now. Exploding NutriBullets are making headlines. Kids are accidentally eating nicotine pouches. And people are branding their skin with nitrogen and metal.