Ian Camfield

Steven Tyler’s back on stage, George Clooney’s Broadway play is coming to your TV for the first time ever, and Blake Shelton just roasted Jimmy Fallon’s fake laugh. Also: Miller moths are migrating (don’t kill them!), and apparently, diaper shorts are a real fashion trend now?

Robots are finally turning on us, and the alligator from Happy Gilmore has left us for the great water hazard in the sky.

The next Pope might be revealed soon, your brain health could probably use a check-up, and filthy sneakers are suddenly the hottest fashion trend.

Weezer’s bassist’s wife could be in trouble right as they roll out a Keanu Reeves project, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame dropped a fresh batch of inductees, and apparently there’s a real reason Yoda talks like your drunk uncle.

Ian kicks off your Friday with a Cadbury Egg moment that’s almost... spiritual? Plus, NASA might’ve found aliens, and Stevie Nicks is making a major comeback after 14 years.

Zoom took a nosedive, Ian’s writing haikus about underwear, Kahlúa’s serving drinks in actual chocolate glasses, and Uber just dropped their list of the weirdest backseat finds.

Turkeys are taking over Denver, and people are turning on self-checkouts! Ian dives into all that and more from this morning’s show.

Ian’s back from battling the Black Plague (okay, a nasty cold), just in time to panic over Tax Day tomorrow and question why we’re dyeing eggs when Jet-Puffed says marshmallows are more fun. He also spills some wild stories from the road with Motörhead, plus that one time Mickey Rourke and Axl Rose were mistaken for a married couple. Link in comments.

Seafood towers are out—this summer it’s all about hot dog towers. Plus, Ian dives into some absolutely unhinged money-saving tips that might make you question your sanity.

Bill Corgan says his go-to karaoke song is… one of his own songs. China’s putting escalators on mountains now (honestly, genius), and a neck massage went so wrong it caused a stroke. Oh—and people are suddenly stockpiling iPhones again.

Ian’s fired up for the new Jason Statham flick, but not as fired up as you’ll be after seeing the insane food lineup at Coors Field this season—think over-the-top and then double it. Also, if you’ve ever been suspicious of your significant other, there’s now a service that will straight-up test their loyalty for you… yikes.

Ian got his very first speeding ticket and tells the full story—yep, it’s as ridiculous as you’d expect. Plus, there’s a new live-action Scooby-Doo series in the works, and three sisters are facing charges for allegedly trying to kill their mom... because she turned off the WiFi.

Ever wonder where the happiest people in the world live? Spoiler: It’s not here. Plus, a guy got literally pulled out of a plane bathroom for taking too long (yikes), and if you’re a Trader Joe’s fan, today might just be your lucky day. Catch up on all the weird, hilarious, and oddly satisfying stuff Ian Camfield covered this morning.

We’re not snacking enough, March Madness is costing the economy billions, and Apple is finally making a foldable iPhone—but the biggest shock? More suspicion is swirling around the passing of Gene Hackman and his wife.