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The team are back asking the important questions. Why do vampires keep dairy? What's the deadliest green stuff? Who is that? Why are they doing that? What's going on, and why are we watching this? Enjoy

The team are back with the latest results show. Hear Mercer hit his word count as he tries to turn the show into his own library, Faye getting inordinately mad over beverages and Chris talking hot sex. Enjoy!

The team are back with our favourite nature horrors. Expect talk of sociopathic medics, Mayan health and safety, the quickest reversal of a film choice ever and Chris' rough guide to Northampton.

The team are back with case file #abigailhaunting from Kelly Schwarze and asking the big questions. Do ghosts ever get names wrong? Why does Brian get so much time off? Why the big folder, and where will Hollyoaks be filmed next?

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect bad accents, and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air / The Wicker Man crossover you didn't know you needed.

The team are back to talk about their favourite Australian horror. Expect talk of new currencies, stage fright, bad hiding spaces and how water pistols can stop armageddon.

The team are joined by Si of SelectMatchPod to chat Armed Response for #primesceneinvestigation. What are Chris' triggers? What is going on with Seth's trousers? Why are cycling proficiency tests important and just what is going on? Find out!

The team are back with the folk horror results show. Expect Canadian timeshares, genital mutilation, a Mercer malfunction and bad Chris O'Dowd impersonations. Enjoy!

The team are back with our favourite folk horrors. Expect talk of Swedish bakers, big choppers and Jeremy Beadle. Folk-ing hell.

The team investigate Cannibals and Carpet Fitters from James Bushe. Who is in the international karaoke hall of fame? Which farm animals are sexy? Who has never heard the word fugly? Join us to find out

The team are back with our results episode. Expect talk of zombie kinks, odd fish paste, waking up next to Adam Sandler, and royalty graces our 1* reviews. Enjoy!

Hello team, I want to play a game. There are currently 7 sequels to @Lionsgate Saw. Use @whoelsebutmitch and @scoutthehorizon to pick your favourite and discuss but include references to betamax and changing rooms. Win or Lose....make your choice

It's episode one of PSI as we give a thorough probing to 2011's the task and ask the tough questions. What is the scariest discharge... prison appropriate footwear...? is that map for...? and where the hell is that accent from?

The team are back with the latest results episode. Expect talk of erotic dinosaurs, Hobnobs, Mercer insulting Scotland's most famous scouser and an exciting new announcement. Enjoy

New ep alert! The team are back live at @SohoHorrorFest for #shockdownsaturdays to talk favourite 'medical' horrors. Expect to hear about hooker splash zones, bad facial hair, 90% of a movie defended and Jo Frost.

The team are back with the latest results episode. Expect talk of shedding spiders, crying over fictional creatures, the birth of a whole new revenge genre and we welcome our 'biggest' star for 1* reviews (turn your volume down) Enjoy!

The team are joined by Mitch Harrod from Soho Horror Film Festival to discuss our favourite animal horrors. Expect disease renaming, arachnid group therapy, the start of the feline suffragette movement and we discover the source of all evil. Enjoy

New ep alert! A packed results episode awaits as the team create a new cartoon superhero franchise, bemoan the costs of books, talk mislabelled films, invite someone from the streets for 1* reviews and seem to be sponsored by lindsay lohan. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss our favourite possession horrors. Expect 'shower beers', napping, Mercer's make up tips and demonic shopping habits plus the obligatory US reference.

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we talk drug fever, reviewer stalking, Jamie Spears as inaminate objects and the best zoom background since that lawyer got stuck as a cat. Enjoy!

The team join Mitch Harrod and Soho horror festival for our first ever live show to discuss our favourite road horror. Along the way we meet Uncle Stabface, offer Sherri Moon career advice and find out which of us has been overstretched.

The team are back to sink their teeth into the best cannibal horrors. Along the way we talk cheeky fingers, faux Italian packages, West end dreams and which of the team save a fortune in wax. Enjoy! Outro music from Sweeney Todd - The motion picture soundtrack from Nonesuch Records, Inc

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect inferno shaming, personal 'gorno' and cake positivity. Enjoy. Outro music by

The team are back for their first full episode of the year. Join us as we break out our best Toby-isms, Tyler Labine impersonations and find a new director to make slightly worried. Enjoy! Outro music by Sorcha Richardson from Swim Out Records

More behind the curve than a Tory government, the team are here to discuss the latest instalment of Sohome. Expect bad Italian accents, non diverse penis representation issues and our take on THAT segment.