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We are back with our 100th episode as we try to defend the indefensible. Hear about weird sex songs, poor ghost enunciation and find out who's the plunger and who's the toilet. Enjoy!

The team are back to review the Glasgow leg of Frightfest. We may or may not have written this podcast depending on your reaction to it. Enjoy!

The team are back getting all erotic and swept. Join us as we talk ghosts, candle making, clerical errors, birds and no sexiness whatsoever. Enjoy

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we chat tropical birds, landscaping, Betty from Corrie and rimming. Enjoy!

It's time to get hot and sweaty as we headbang into our favourite Metal horrors. We chat bodily fluids, bizarre behaviour and blatant hypocrisy. See you in the pit!

Join the team as we chat about terrifying furniture and dull pasta. Wildly speculate about 'Nope' and try to keep Kate Nash in work. Enjoy!

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we meet Herner Werzog, threaten unusual punishment on our listeners and generally forget what we're doing. Enjoy!

We are back with our favourite Serial Killers. Along the way, we talk dirty sketches, dirty flats, dirty sausages and even redefine the meaning of dirty. We're all off for a shower now. Enjoy!

This week we deep dive into Scream 5 and the whole Scream universe. Our lips are sealed here but expect HEAVY spoilers in this episode. 'Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby'

It's the results episode for best Christmas horror. Along the way, Faye masters time travel, Chris goes snap poll crazy and Mercer finally ends a results episode happy. Enjoy!

Here's a late christmas present as we join Soho horror film festival for our new live show. It's time for festive horror seconds as we chat bad vets, bad midwifery, bad Santa's and William Shatner. Enjoy!

We are back with our review of Soho film festival. Expect the first game of 'Whale or waffle', every inside no9 anecdote....in the world, math prodigies and find out which angry listener sucker punched one of our hosts. Enjoy!

We are back with another investigation! What sound does a meteor make? What does alien TripAdvisor look like? Who are Mercer's special friends and when will it all end? Hello Antoine...hello Jean-Paul. Enjoy!

It's our latest results episode. Join us as we ask what's the safest days for driving instructors? Can you know too much about celluloid? Plus we play the inaugural and only game of what's on Mercer's head?

We are back with our favourite Halloween set horrors. Expect business as usual as we get sidetracked by filth, one of us switches support mid episode, and we are not sure if a choice even qualifies. Enjoy!

...and we are back with our Celluloid Screams review show. Expect tales of snoring, boozing, snoozing, and some reviewing. Also tips on how to look after your Willie and we create the new smash hit 'Hoffseason' Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. Who has party custard creams? Where is the smallest police force? What is with the hip lingo? Will Mercer get through the episode. Join us and find out!

The team are back with the results episode. Join us as we find out who is peeing in the hallway, Chris demands to see your work and what is Mercer doing with his other hand? Enjoy

The team are back with their latest episode. Join us as we find out what scene made a whole horror crowd squeal. Try to remember what George Newborn's name is and Faye finally talks about US (the film that is) Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. What other things are like roller coasters? Is the world ready for a DMV movie? Can memory fit on a floppy disk and how bad is the hospital disciplinary board. Find out here!

The team are back with a bumper results episode. Chris imagines the worst chippy ever, Faye doesn't know or care what you did last summer, 2 of us forget we saw one of the most anticipated films of the year, time loses all meaning and we give our top 5 from FrightFest. Enjoy!

The team are back to talk about their favourite 'revenge' horrors. It may be a packed episode but there's still time for alternative genitalia names, pitching the next great Scorsese film and finding out which of them looks like a deceased vegetable. Enjoy! Please be aware that this episode does contain discussion around issues that some of our listeners may find distressing

The team are back for another investigation and asking the tough questions. Why can't Melissa Joan Hart swear? Is there a stereotype this film won't use? Where did Daniel Baldwin go, and that ending; really? Enjoy

The team are back with their results episode. Expect raging over IMDB usage, beatnik poetry and Noel Edmonds. Blobby!

The team are back with our favourite childhood horrors. Expect talk of ornamental Guess Who, the first case of 'bread rage' and no jokes about 'glory holes'....ok, just one. Enjoy!