I Spit on your grades

Ho ho ho....what do we have in our sack for you. It's our results episode. Join us as we talk excessive poultry, we give a classic carol a new spin and we find out the danger of discovering plot holes.

The team are back to discuss their favourite winter horrors. Join us as we talk flirty wolves, irritating carolers, inept policeman and dangerous games of peek-a-boo.

The team are back with our results show. Join us as we celebrate a whole world of firsts. Our 1st birthday, 1st guest 1* intro, 1st draw and a review of our 1* reviewer that has to be heard to be believed.

New ep alert! We are joined by @scoutthehorizon of @SohoHorrorFest to talk our favourite Werewolves. How Jenny Agutter went from 'railed' to 'nailed', difficult blood stains, alternative superglue usage and elaborate games of mousetrap. Enjoy

The team are back with our latest results episode. Find out Chris' relaxation techniques, Mercer attempts to launch dignitas for cats and Faye will absolutely not rant about the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Enjoy!

After their own recent brush with the paranormal, the team are as terrified as Famke Janssen at a fan signing! That won't stop Chris swooning over Ryan Reynolds, Mercer's ending induced rage or Faye's non stop twilight zone references as they tackle their favourite remakes.

The team are back to reveal the results of the most important vote of the year and without a cheesy Wotsit in sight. We also meet alter ego 'dumpster puppy' and find out which MP BFF Mercer should have.

The team track down their favourite found footage film. Along the way Chris assembles Scotland's newest boy band, we find Mercer's ideal getaway, faye talks drop kicking cast members and we meet our new favourite puppet. Enjoy

The team are back with their review of Celluloid Screams. Along the way they still find time to create the next big sitcom 'Cop-Dog', Bemoan the lack of horticulture in horror and chat about the future of festivals.

The team are back for our latest results show. Along the way we celebrate a birthday, try to help someone woo Tarantino and a 1* review leaves Mercer speechless.

The team are back to vamp things up. Expect talk of free advertising, bizarre accents, inappropriate ring tones and the boys fantasising about becoming Mr George Clooney.

New ep alert!! The team are back to talk their favourite films from @sheffhorrorfest @SohoHorrorFest and @FrightFest. Find out which film broke Mercer and Faye, which of the team is close to a restraining order, and who is our favourite drunk dinosaur? Enjoy

Fresh from their excitement at obtaining celluloid screams passes, the team bring you our results episode. Expect a Mercer rant, a tenable audition and our 1* review theme gets miserable. Enjoy!

The team are joined by Andy Mitton to discuss our favourite psychological horror. Expect talk of lovable psychopaths, sex music, mind fucking and why you should never trust a decanter.

The team are here to talk all things Frightfest digital. Expect Mercer crying, obscure Simpson's references and a film the team liked less than 'The astronauts wife'. Unbelievable, we know. We are also delighted to be joined by Ryan Kruger to discuss 'Fried Barry' Enjoy!

The team are back with our results episode. Expect talk of unusual withdrawal techniques, obscene limerick requests and our 1* reviews get grungy. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss best horror sequels. Along the way we discuss poor detective work, create a brand new tv show and reminisce about the time we met Jennifer Rubin. Feel free to complain this episode is not as good as the original ;)

The team are back for our results episode. Be warned that this episode contains a whole heap of doll fingering, pink eye catching, spaffing goodness. Plus the best hip hop performance since Marky Mark. Enjoy

The team are back to talk killer dolls. Join us as we discuss spontaneous human explosion, how we have in no way been affected by horror movies, and whatever happened to Katherine Heigl?

The team return with our slightly delayed results episode. Expect CGI alligators, terrifying real life hauntings and our '1* reviews' jingle goes pop.

The team are back to talk best anthologies. Expect mentions of Joan Collin's dildo, badly dubbed dogs and shedding werewolves.

The team are back with our latest results show. Expect talk of Michael Hutchence and excessive use of the term 'snowballing'. Also an operatic masterclass but you may want to turn the volume down around 12 minutes in.

The team are back to talk all things creepy, crawly and "bitey" Expect talk of phallic monsters, tight holes and Michael Burke. We also welcome director Tom Botchii to talk vindictive rats and his latest film "Artik"

The team discuss their favourite LGBTQIA horror and are joined by Mitch to discuss Soho horror festival's pride edition. Along the way, we talk unsavoury glory holes, fear of attachments and how Tiffany Shepis should not be afraid of Mercer.

The team are back with their body horror results show. Expect Ill co-hosts, banjos and more accusations of vote rigging and misinformation than a US election.