I SHAKE MY HEAD

The first step is understanding who you are and fully embracing it! Hi my name is Lisa and I am a butteriner and talkoverer!! Sam has found a cute new song to make her smile. There is a weird german song trying to be the next Baby Shark song. Not likely!! Lisa wonders if Sam had nightmares after going through the haunted halloween drive thru. Lisa wasn't loving the abundance of clowns everywhere a...

Sam starts off the episode declaring she's terrific and fantastic! Lisa reminds Sam she did say she was sooo pretty. It's unfortunate that it sounded insincere. LOL Lisa points out that Wednesday FB had her believing the McRib was back but she quickly realized they were playing the rumor game! A new segment is revealed called dirty bird! Yup, we are talking about Jeffery Toobin. He was caught plea...

Lisa is causing trouble again with the whole six second rule. John pops in and mansplains the six second rule. Sam breaks it up with a shut the f%$@ up Lisa! It was Sam's birthday over the weekend and she got lots of well wishes but no present from my supposed BFF! Lisa has a bad reputation according to John and he wonders if you can return a friendship. Lisa announces a new item at the fake Boom...

Sometimes you can't recreate what once was but in our case...yes you can!! We are back in Betty and after some semi decent pizza we get chit chatting away! Lisa isn't a very good friend because she can't remember what day Sam's birthday is...sheesh! The ladies went out last Friday night and Sam rolled up to a table full of wine and the HHG holding on to her pee. It's strange what that gal can get...

Lisa is all sad about the Jays as they lost their 3 game series. Sam doesn't console her but just says it like it is, they suck! Sam reveals a new guilty pleasure in the new TV show 'I can see your Voice’. Lisa and the HHG are not fans but Sam is in like Flynn! The Masked Singer is out and so is DWTS because the Tiger Queen got booted off the show. Lisa oddly confesses to crying everywhere, it's n...

We start off with high hopes, high apple pie in the sky hopes! Just a quick nod to John Jamingo, our audio editor and the feud between his Phillies and Lisa's Jays. Lisa reveals big news she is on the bike again and points out all those who said they would rather be promiscuous than a liar...are liars! Lol!! The HHG could be disappointed in hearing this news but that doesn't mean she has to start...

As always Lisa feels the need to air our dirty laundry right off the hop. John jumps in with his two cents and a bit of back and forth starts but Sam is having none of that! Sam explains to Lisa that nobody cares if we aren’t in the car, they just want us to record! For some reason this gets Sam thinking she could be a voice actor and Lisa reveals with a few drinks in her that she sounds like a 14...

We are feeling feisty tonight as we get down to recording. Lisa is making up phrases and words that make no sense and that's not new. She is convinced that she may have created a new word...she hasn't. The word cohort is top of mind for Lisa as she sifts through the daily news. This oddly segways us to talking about sports and play offs. Sam interjects with some info about her weekend and hanging...

It's officially September and sweater weather but there is no need to turn on the heat Michael Gibson! That red dot on their thermostat is the bane of Lisa's existence. Lisa rants on the color of Jon Bon Jovi's hair. Apparently grey is not his color! We had a girl's night out on Friday and things got interesting as Lisa and the HHG bought drinks for random guys at the bar. We learned that we shoul...

You know it's going to be a wild episode when we break into song, one minute in. With the dog days of summer coming to an end that means Sam can go to bed sooner, those are the rules! We speak fondly about Domino's pizza because it tastes like the picture looks! Our girl the Queen is sticking to Windsor Castle because of the COVID. We just want her to be safe! The Tuesday Facebook post was on fire...

When did the earth become hell? This is how Lisa starts off the podcast so you know it's gonna be a good one!! We aren't in Betty as John points out and that starts a fun game of let's air our dirty laundry! We think it's too hot here in Toon town but Death Valley is, well, deadly! Lisa is all wrapped up in the Democratic convention and she gets derailed by Sam's rendition of a Lover Boy song. Lis...

What do weird voices, Domino's pizza and magical mushrooms add up to, recording day! Yup, we are eating pizza and talking about alternative pizza toppings involving magic mushrooms and marijuana! Lisa says she's never done drugs and Sam pleads the fifth! Sam has the suntanning blues and Lisa reveals the science behind our fantastic tans! Just call us the human sundials. Lisa can not contain her ex...

Listener alert! We are at the lake and had to go old school and recorded it directly to podbean. We are on day 4 of 5 days too many with each other and the cracks are beginning to show! It's been hot and sunny at the lake and we might be a bit fried from too much sun. I am really missing music and decent TV but all Lisa needs is her little Samsung. A recent lotto winner accepted his prize in a Dar...

*Disclaimer** Our audio sounds a bit off due to some recording issues but we hope that doesn't deter you from listening to it.** Friends of the podcast this is such a great episode...I mean every episode is good right, but we are excited to bring to you the Dirty Hippie! Yes, she's back and as funny as ever!! Lisa and Sam first get a few things off our chests in regards to the upcoming lake trip....

We were really looking forward to singing but John spoiled it by feeling better! It's probably for the best because Lisa is always off key! Lisa quickly admits to being a cookie monster. It's a cookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Her husband has forgotten the diabetes and it's free willy with the bad food! Big night out last week with the HHG and one of us got a pretty good deal! Lisa is still...

We needed space so we decided to record apart again....is that a secret or a lie? You won't find out unless you listen to the podcast. Sa. confesses that she needed a vacation from her vacation and Lisa finally admits she burnt her feet because she can't hide the fact they are peeling! Lisa tries to invent a new phrase but frankly it isn't working. Lisa asks if Sam is watching the Hallmark Christm...

We needed a car break from each other after a three hour trip turned into a six hour trip there and back! Sam reveals that she cooked all weekend and Lisa tries to convince her that it was to help her shine. Ya right!! Sam outs Lisa because she broke her tongue with her over use of fuzzy peaches! We argue about why we had to stop for DQ onion rings in North Battleford which has Lisa confessing tha...

 Friends of the podcast it's a different start to the podcast as John pulls one over on us and it’s hilarious! We start off chatting about my eventful Sunday and how different grad is in Saskatchewan compared to Ontario. This got us talking about our after grads and how crazy we were! Lisa is concerned about Ryan Seacrest's break up and vacationing in Mexico. She's a bit choked that she keeps seei...

It's us again! Lisa feels a fight coming on due to unsettled weather! Sam shares her new drink of the summer, the Orange Julius Sparkler. Sam is the only one excited about it apparently. Lisa has to bring up my narly COVID toes! We don't agree on much but Mom baking for our upcoming lake excursion is one of them! Lisa had a fun night out with the HHG and we wish her Mom a speedy recovery! Our FB g...

Why do we use the phrase 'hump day' to describe Wednesday? Lisa isn't a fan of the word and doesn't really like the phrase 'dry hump' either. She doesn't care to know what it means but hey if you know it, share it! We start to argue about wearing SPF and Lisa's ability to be sun smart, ever! We know we can annoy people sometimes because we sing too much, discuss our hair too much but sorry not sor...

We are back recording in Betty and it feels...awkward, hostile, like we were getting along better apart? Nahhh!! It's back to the good ole days of bickering back and forth! Ahh..it feels so right! Lisa has already put in a full week of activities and it's only Wednesday! Sam confesses that her Mom has made another delicious dessert...she did not share it but Lisa wants it for the Boom Baby Bakery,...

Yes, it happened Lisa made it to her hair appointment!! She is soooo pretty but can she actually do her new hair. Lisa asks how Sam is doing and to be honest, she misses Wendy Williams so she's watching her reruns. We speak about George Floyd and what is happening in the US and the importance of educating yourself about what's going on. In the wise words of Maya Angelou "Do the best you can until...

It's a big week for Lisa and Sam because Jann said yes!! Sam is so excited and starts singing but not to be outdone Lisa has to put her stamp on it! She did make Sam wear a ball cap so we could both look odd. Please God it's me Sam can you please make sure she gets her hair cut soon. This leads to a debate on the usefulness of 2in1 shampoo and conditioner. Let there be free will! Lisa isn't having...

It might be a blustery, rainy night outside but Lisa and Sam are ready to give it our all!! Lisa gives an update on her underarm hair, Nair to the rescue! She gets a rude awakening from a fire alarm and is only concerned about not peeing her pants! Our girl Wendy Williams isn't feeling her best and is taking some much needed time off. Lisa gives Sam the gears because she can't recall who Eddie Has...

We already feel like we have been talking forever and we have only just begun! Lisa feels like she got spanked, I know I got schooled, then add a #heybabe to round it out! Lisa was left to her own devices and surprisingly remained intact after driving solo. She has pillow angst and isn't sure how that happened and I keep waking up too early, damn birds! I came up with a brilliant solution to the d...