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What a way to end a Monday! Lisa is trying on a new opening phrase, I don't think 'hey bitches' is the way to go. I do however like her suggestion of the background being a Honda Civic. She isn't blue like Betty but the new Black Betty will do just fine! Lisa again needs to share that she goes commando at home which is still too much information. I wonder if we care what we look like naked anymore...

We are just two women on a mission to make the most out of a pandemic situation. So we gather our resources and get to laughing! Lisa was granted furlough and got to go outside before the weekend which got me thinking did she sneak a chocolate bar again? She swears she didn't but who knows what is in the bad pocket. Lisa has one day too late news about Cinco De Mayo and Taco Bell. Then asks the bu...

Well friends of the podcast if you didn’t catch us live on Facebook here are some of the highlights of that conversation! You don’t want to miss this one Lisa is feisty!! Murdering hornets are coming to destroy us or so Lisa thinks and she wants none of that! Lisa is mad at her couch!? Your boyfriend thinks he can recreate a McRib with Scrapple, oh no he can’t! 2 moose on the loose...so quiet anim...

It is another Monday in quarantine so why not do a Facebook live! Yes, we wrangled John in to helping us again! You know Lisa's hair woes are getting serious when she starts buying root touch up on her weekly car ride! She starts talking about cutting her hair with scotch tape and scissors! Seriously! I start chanting 'cut your hair' because if you can't beat them, join them. Right!? We switch gea...

 They're back, back again...yes friends of the podcast it's our regularly scheduled Friday podcast. It's a special one because its our 3rd Podiversary!! Lisa pays homage to the Queen as she celebrates her 94th birthday! As we talk all things royal I wonder why everyone is giving up their 'famous' recipes and do we care? Trend alert! Hair is the most obsessively talked about topic showing up on tal...

What to do on a Monday in quarantine? Go on live on Facebook with Lisa and John! Lisa informs us that it has now been two months since her last haircut and oh the tale of woe it is and I'm just ad libbing through life right now! John shares with us where Lisa can get a haircut but it requires travel to Merica! Scrabble Go is a bone of contention for Lisa and I as the Brits are still kicking our as...

It's just another day in quarantine for Lisa and Sam. Lisa is still worried about her hair and Sam is wondering how her place gets messy with just her! Lisa confesses that she and Mike are morphing into her parents. The mullet is making a comeback with the help of Blake Shelton. A New Jersey woman burpees her way into the Guinness World book of Records. Seriously? Buble becomes controversial with...

It is all about Netflix, hair woes and being a basic bitch! Yup, it's the 4th week of self isolation and this shit is getting real! Easter dinner went well as Lisa cooked with a twist and Sam got take out from the restaurant of Mom and Pop. Peeps are being misappropriated and Lisa is having none of that! Sam has decided she is not meant to learn a new skill and she is okay with it! Lisa is concern...

How you quarantining friends of the podcast? We are seeing (via the internet) more of each other in isolation than pre-isolation! Crazy! Sam finally watched the @home version of Wendy it was disappointing but Kelly and Ryan are pulling it off. Lisa admitted to having a cold heart when it came to the final episode of Schitt's Creek too bad it was truly a 'happy ending'. Lisa went on about Wrestlema...

Its FB live with Lisa and Sam with the help of John!! Yes, friends of the podcast we are bringing you another bonus episode! We dive into Lisa's favorite topic the Queen. Her speech was uplifting and just what the Commonwealth needed to hear! I am apparently more into free donuts than Lisa to bad Dunkin isn't in Canada. Things get a little spirited when I mention Trump but that's what happens when...

One would think that Lisa and I would be better at this recording thing but unfortunately for John...nope! He can't even and because I changed up the look of our notes Lisa was led astray. The screw up is just one of a few that happen this episode; forgive us? Lisa is concerned no one is taking this virus seriously and Sam wonders if the public think its only affecting famous people. Some great th...

Only Lisa and I can still screw up a FB live even when we have John helping us. WTF! The beginning was a train wreck but we figured it out and got down to business. The ladies are still showering during the pandemic and Sam has rediscovered her love of music. I miss you, George Michael. Lisa and Mike bonded over the Netflix documentary 'Tiger King'. I'm not sure if this needs to be made into a mov...

Here we go again! We are self isolating and the show must go on! Lisa needs to address the elephant in the room, nobody likes Rob Lowe! We don't know if its him or the fact we talked about him! Guys let us know! We acknowledge the passing of Kenny Rodgers and Maggie Griffin. So much has been affected by COVID19 and the Olympics is the latest in a long succession of events being cancelled. The cele...

Surprise!! Lisa and I thought you guys might need a little mood booster so we roped Jersey into recording us again! We check in with each other and both of us are a bit bored! It's all about the COVID and nothing good is coming from that! There's a bit of smack talk around spanking the monkey and you learn a new phrase courtesy of Sam! I traded books for food which has Lisa a bit envious. We discu...

 It's a weird world out there but the one constant is Lisa and Sam recording no matter what with John's help of course! Lisa has been in self- isolation for so long Sam wants her to write a book! They talk about store closures due to COVID-19 and wonder what shenanigans you can get in to bored at home. Lisa's gal the Queen is practicing social distancing but getting some flack for it. She's 94 yea...

The ladies have roped John in to helping them record cause Lisa is under tbe weather. Sam jokes that its the 'corona' but its not Lisa had skin graft surgery a few days before and the show must go on! Daylight savings time has helped out TV watching for the ladies but messed up when Sam talks to John! Ugh!! Lisa hates change and feels the girl guide cookies she got last year were less lardy?! She...

Lisa and Sam are starting off the podcast with some off key singing. Sam stops it before they lose all their listeners! They do wonder if there was some edible cannabis in their breakfast though! Lisa has a problem with Sam's potty mouth. Sam was feeling the moment and let it out! To change the topic Sam asks about the elusive water bottle that is never going to come! Mike has been banned Lisa fro...

After a hearty breakfast and Lisa spending $25 for bacon the ladies get down to recording. Right off the top Sam declares that Lisa is an asshole. That's a true friend?! Lisa shares how she's doing on the bumpy road to feeling better. Girl just wants to get back to work! Sam had to share the bad news they didn't win the big Lotto Max $70 million jackpot. Screw the lotto it's time to go back to the...

It's a beautiful day in Saskatoon and the ladies are feisty!! They took some time out to do their first Facebook live since July!! Lisa has a confession to make and talks about the unpopular pocket!? A big announcement actualizes Lisa's prediction but not her dream. The question of the day is all about the vagina and how Gwyneth Paltrow was able to decide who's vagina made the cut! The ladies wond...

 It's another week not recording in Betty but Sam is back from vacation and Lisa is convalescing after minor surgery. However with a lot of help from John the editor the ladies get down to business! Sam admits to Lisa Sonic was not as great as she was hoping it was. Lisa is disappointed because Sam didn't sample a tiny weenie or a slush puppy. Can't win them all Lisa! Same can be said for the Osca...

With the help of some Jersey magic, Lisa and Sam are recording across the border! Okay, so it's all about the tech but left up to us there would be nothing! Lisa has a confession to make and well who doesn't love a dirty little secret! Sam is not shocked by her secret but does wonder if Mike knows about it. It's no secret that Sam is in NJ and had her first Krispy Kreme, yum! Lisa wants a FB video...

Lisa is feeling pretty proud of herself with all her fancy tech gadgets but Sam is going old school with paper! They mention having a less than spectacular dinner at the Keg and realize they complain a lot about their food!! Good grief! Lisa and Sam share their thoughts on Kobe Bryant and the Grammys. How come no one told Nick Jonas about the greens in his teeth? Whose face is Tanya Tucker wearing...

Everything is great with a heavy emphasis on the 't'! Yup, it's a little tense in Betty cause the heater is acting up. Right!! The show must go on folks! Lisa quite enjoyed the lunch because of its diversity but has a slight issue with dessert. There's big news in the land of Lisa...Pretzel Pop-tarts! I know Sam didn't care either but she still let her have her moment! The ladies go on to chat abo...

It may be freezing outside but that won't stop Lisa and Sam from recording!! The show must go on(hold for dramatic pause)! Come on, we're from Saskatchewan if we can't handle cold now we better move! Things get going when Lisa mentions Sia's public declaration of sexual rejection. The ladies don't care what she's doing but why does it need to be made public knowledge? Sam gets concerned as Lisa re...

 It's Thursday afternoon and all we wanted was a donut to take the edge off and it was a total disappointment, twice!! How could Lisa and Sam have forgotten that afternoon donuts are verboten!! Oh well, gotta move past it and talk about Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes!! Lisa launches into how she feels about the latest news on Harry and Megan. She ain't happy cause her girl the Queen got dissed...