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Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and cursing at the pigeons! Sam is laughing so hard at that mental picture, she's crying! Lisa's co workers are learning a bit too much about her but do help explain why she is gett...

We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work and Lisa exclaims, I'm not a monster! Her daily mantra is 'don't toot in public'. I think we should feel sorry for Mike! Sam moves on to what the world is talking about, Prince...

Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa thinks talking sweetly to it will help it heal better. There is some angst about shoes, too much Easter food, family sized chocolate bars, Sam wants a national potato chip day...

Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and summer foods now!! Sam has become Ross Matthews fashion adviser, in her mind! There's a full house at the HHG's and she let Lisa know that Kelly and Ryan are ripping off our c...

Sam confesses that she is a hot tomato and not in a good way! Lisa asks hot inside not outside? Ah, the fun of being injured. Sam has a new non paying job idea...virtual audience member. Friends of the podcast what show should Sam try to get on? Lisa was a big puddle of tears as watched New Amsterdam and This is Us. Good grief! Sam was more interested in the big fake cooking competition Lisa was i...

Right off the hop Sam tries to solicit some sympathy from the friends of the podcast and Lisa puts a stop to that!! Lisa of course asks the most important question, panties off or on for surgery and was it maintained. She asks the same question about the TV show Men in Kilts! That girl has a one track mind! As Lisa was laying on the magic couch the other night she was in concert again but this tim...

It's been a weird week friends of podcast. Sam fell down some stairs and broke her ankle! Yup, she finally did it! She is at the BnB of Chez Sperling!! All she wants is to be put on the list and put back together!! The ladies have a bigger topic to discuss 'The interview'. Some of the listeners are waiting to hear Lisa's take on the 2 two hour tour! She felt there was a lot of ‘whoa is me’ and ‘ I...

Sam is singing in the opening again and tries to rename the podcast, Sam and Lisa! Lisa quickly reminds her of their discussion four years ago that had Lisa getting her way on a technicality! Sam was utterly disappointed when she realized they hadn't won the lotto! How would you spend your half of 70 million dollars? Would you strut like Lisa thinking she has already won! Sunday was a great day fo...

Is it the stars, the moon or the hot sauces from last night's taste test giving the ladies a bit of grief, hard to tell with these two!. Lisa seems very concerned about Randy Jackson not being himself and Sam is just wondering why we need to care. Why are zucchini sticks moonlighting as a veggie fry? Sam is not impressed which leads them down a path of no fuss appliances and cauliflower misses. Tu...

Everything is all good and freaking awesome for the ladies this week. Sam appreciates the great suggestions for lotions that lotion. Lisa has high hopes for a continued conversation about lotions next week! She would like some sympathy for her no bang situation but Sam has none and wonders if she likes the vacant space, aka giant forehead! The ladies hope Prince Philip will be okay Lisa is especia...

Lisa will not be doing what she is told and Mother Nature is a rude, rude bitch!! Well, this is a fun start to the podcast! The ladies think Mother Nature was raised that way and decided to keep it MFing cold!! Sam is on vacation and the weather has kept her indoors. However, she will venture out to collect some yummy treats from the head baker of Boom Baby Bakery and Lisa is wondering why she is...

We all know Lisa loves herself a good haircut so Sam's new hairdo does not go unnoticed. The question Lisa poses 'have the bangs found a forever home'? Tune in and find out folks!! Sam is ready for spring but words like crippling cold are being thrown around in the coming days!! Breaking news the Bachelorette is filming in Canada, road trip anyone!! Shauna Foster are you game to go check it out? L...

Things always get weird when Lisa and Sam start off with bad singing. It gets worse when Sam mentions she watched the biopic of Salt n' Pepa over the weekend. If only they were in sync and in tune! Lisa uses big adult swear words to describe the frigid temperatures in Saskatoon while Sam agrees it isn't fair that the kids don't have to go to school but the adults have to go to work! Tuesday's face...

Sam's staycation is in full swing, bad hips and all. Lisa is the queen of staycation and could teach Sam a thing or too! Sam is living wildly through snacks during her staycation. It took everything Lisa had to not stay home and watch the inauguration, thank god for PVR's. She is only part way through it but knows it's a gooder! So many great women showed up to the inauguration, JLO stole the show...

It's blustery outside and Sam may have forgotten her name?! Lisa is prepped if the power goes out and of course Sam is taking her chances! Sam has the Popeye chicken sandwich sweats she is obsessed with them!! They ladies are not a political podcast but you can't ignore what's going on. So Lisa shares her thoughts via Kelly Ripa and wonders do we care as deeply as Mericans. Sam thinks we are influ...

It's just another day in the neighbourhood if your local politicians also traveled over the holidays. Lisa and Sam have very strong opinions about that and Lisa is choked our friends to the south and didn't give her a heads up about the news reels they were about to create! Sam has even bigger and far better news, Wendy Williams biopic is coming out January 30th! She will view it and report back!...

Well friends of the podcast it's the last episode of 2020. It's been a bit of a year and Sam is feeling the effects of it while Lisa is lamenting over no more Christmas oranges. The ladies however got to interview the sister duo of Mouse and Weens this week! It was so much fun and they learned a little too much about garden gnomes! Lisa and Sam came to realize that Canadians know a lot more about...

Christmas is two sleeps away and Sam is counting down the minutes. Lisa's attention wanders to why don't we eat more nachos? So much talk about nachos and we aren't sure why. The ladies had a wild night out with the HHG. The wine was flowing, money was getting thrown around and the HHG was dancing in her seat! Lisa returned her new winter coat because really needs something between a med and large...

The mood for this week is take your panic and panic somewhere else. Yup, that's how the week has been friends of the podcast. Sam points out Lisa's inappropriate use of the Lord's name which somehow leads them to determine Lisa is on the B team when it comes to getting into heaven. Dr. Oz says Sam's hot chocolate is a good splurge and he says add marshmallows! Lisa got her 70's groove on late Satu...

For the first time in a really long time Sam got a wee christmas tree, okay its a shrub but it still counts! Who has spirit, Sam does!! Lisa is concerned that she will forget to water the tree and is willing to text to remind her! Sam's next reveal is that she might want a cat. Lisa is team orange cat but Sam is toying with the idea of a black cat. Lisa came across a new breakfast treat, peanut bu...

Lisa is wrestling with the red dot that controls her life and takes matters into her own hands. Sam confesses she doesn't shop like a Gibson and Lisa offers up part of her stash. Sam pictures herself yelling up her grocery list to Lisa just like in A Christmas Carol! The ladies wonder how anyone can be married for seventy-three years let alone live long enough to be with someone that long but appa...

Sam reveals that one of them is wearing a bra and the other is not. Its braless Wednesday! Lisa fires back with are you commando? Sam won't admit anything but Lisa is full on pj mode and ready for sleep. Sam is overwhelmed with the kindness and support for Christa’s GoFund me page. So many friends of the podcast have helped out. Thank you for your generosity! They had a fun night out celebrating t...

Big news!! Sam got bangs!! Yes, COVID is making us worried about our hair, again! Lisa got hers done too and it's cut short enough that she can survive a month or two on lock down. Lisa can not contain her excitement about hearing Kelly and Ryan talking about the McRib even if it's not coming here. It goes from bad to worse as she struggles with pillow angst. Sam is fed up with the Disney villain...

The weather outside was frightful and that meant snow days for everyone!! The ladies are in good spirits but Lisa was thinking Mike should have gone to work anyways...too much time with the tall man?! Sam is soothing herself with Hallmark Christmas movies and hot chocolate. Mike seems to love them too, much to Lisa's annoyance! Sam is back loving Dolly and her new Christmas song with Michael Buble...

It's all about the US election for Lisa as she valiantly stayed up to the wee hours of morning gobbling up all the news. She felt a kinship to the citizens of the United States and considers herself an honorary Merican! There is a musical interlude as Lisa schools Sam on an Ozzy Osbourne song. The HHG made up an election drinking game, electashot! They launch right into the topic which is about th...