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Lisa is stirring up a hornets nest with crazy talk about french fries but that gets derailed when they disagree on what is classified as fast food. Lisa believes food court food is different than drive thru food just because of a window! Sam disagrees but when Lisa describes the food court semi circle like a big hug, you just roll with it! The ladies are wondering if Mother Earth is confused becau...

**Hey friends of the patreon there is a little something extra at the end! Lisa has put her foot down and declared burgers undignified! She sites unruly lettuce, slippery tomatoes and the drippy sauces as the culprits! Sam being Sam asks if a restaurant burger has too much stuff what does that mean for her beloved Big Mac, is it kicked to the curb? What do you think she said friends of the podcast...

Lisa asks if Sam has ever wanted a punching bag. This reveals a life long dream of Sam wanting to learn how to box or kick box. Lisa is all for it if she can train her cause she's watched all the Rocky’s! Sam isn't sure that's enough credentials to become her coach! The ladies talk about music lessons and disappointing music teachers everywhere. Lisa suggests doing a podcast all based on songs. Th...

According to Lisa the go to item for fall is....garlic cheesy bread! It pairs well with all fall foods and it's even making an appearance at the Boom Baby Bakery! The ladies then declare they will go on the hunt for the best garlic cheesy bread in Saskatoon! On a different note, it's finally happened, Lisa's booger talk has traumatized a friend of the podcast! Yes, poor Haley Sims almost threw up...

There's a new love in Lisa's life and it's a butter croissant from Starbucks! It's a deeper kind of love and she is all in! Mmmm...that buttery hug! With September rolling in Lisa feels like changing things up with a new introduction to the podcast. Sam is against the change! Lisa insists that Sam park her white leather running shoe because it's no longer summer. Sam DFC's on that one! The bang an...

**Hey friends of the patreon there is a little something extra at the end just for you! When you go to your hairdresser do you get a long cut? No? Lisa does and she is wondering why no one noticed her new long cut with bangs! The delusion is real folks! However, the bigger revelation is that the ladies discover their spirit animals! Lisa thinks Sam would make the perfect snail! She is sluggish, do...

The ladies are a day late and Lisa thinks their mojo is off! Lisa needs a friend and Sam needs to clarify if this is an HHG thing or a Sam thing before committing to helping. Lisa is experiencing a midlife crisis, she thinks she might be eating for two! She is eating all the things, Starbucks banana bread, potato chips, Oh Henry bars, donuts and so much more! She feels she is on a permanent cheat...

They're baaaacckkk!! Yes, Lisa and Sam survived their lake vacay! However, it almost derailed due to buns! How do buns ruin a vacation you ask! Well, if you're Lisa you reject the grocery store based on the due date of said buns and immediately put everything back and fake an emergency phone call to make it seem like we are needed elsewhere! She is very serious about the state of her buns! The alc...

The ladies are on vacay but don't panic, they asked John the editor to put together some of their funny moments, past and present! However, before going into the clips, Lisa and Sam predict the level of burn/tan they will achieve on vacation, Lisa's ability to fish and Sam realizes she is anti activity at the lake! The weirdness and laughter starts with a clip of Sam wondering why Bryce is Lisa's...

OMG!! Lisa and Sam interviewed Laurie Gelman! Yes, that Laurie Gelman! She came to chat about her newest release, Yoga Pant Nation! The ladies got her to play their favorite game, This or That and she gave them an exclusive!! What!! Sam is excited about her redone eyebrows and Lisa is considering botox but with her addictive personality she can not be left unsupervised! She shares a funny story of...

It's a momentous occasion, Lisa has found a book to read/listen to! Laurie Gelman is personally reading(via an audiobook) to Lisa her book Yoga Pant Nation. Even better, she got Laurie to agree to come on our podcast! What!! So crazy!! Sam is sad over Wendy being on summer hiatus and Lisa can't get behind cauliflower being called a steak. There was nothing steak like about it! Lisa is 100% confide...

Is your weenus hot? Well, first it's not what you think (not a penis) and when asked Lisa had to google because she didn't believe the HHG! John was helping the ladies record and driving him crazy like always! Lisa reassured John that they will still be recording in Betty for special occasions or whatever! In her ongoing delusion Lisa thinks eating Indian food once makes her an expert but the bigg...

Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun and only after googling did she find out it shouldn't go on your face! The trip to the cabin started off well with Sam arriving early to pick up Lisa, w...

What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to be a blooming flower from the inside, maybe not the outside! Sam got a new phone and there are those who feel she is not part of the cool kids. Meh....

Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill pickles, why did you break her cheek! Lisa discovered a new passion but when you can't tell a weed from a flower there are bound to be issues! Who knew...

What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and back in Betty and touring the city! Lisa admits if she had a better sense of direction and transportation she would be visiting the HHG all the time!...

We have uploaded a better verision of this episode! Sorry for any inconvience friends of the podcast! **There's a little extra at the end** Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed master pieces unlike the heavily filled Canadian version! Dear Canada, why don't we have a lemonade donut!? This causes Lisa to have a revelation about s...

**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end! Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feels the need to paint the picture of Sam's new glasses. The reviews are mixed, right Lisa and John? Listener's are advised to Google Harry Carey! Lisa w...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! Sam is taking it in stride because she is gussied up and bossy! Lisa compliments Sam on her new hairdo and before they get carried away Sam reminds Li...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! Sam is taking it in stride because she is gussied up and bossy! Lisa compliments Sam on her new hairdo and before they get carried away Sam reminds Li...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!! The ladies are concerned about the odd weather that can only be expressed in song, sorry. Lisa has decided that she is over unforced walking and wil...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!! The ladies are concerned about the odd weather that can only be expressed in song, sorry. Lisa has decided that she is over unforced walking and wil...

Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float away in the lake so be it!! Lisa tries to convince Sam that they had something to do with Ellen quitting her show. It's just not Sam's go to show anymore...

Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam suggests that she wear Depends on the flight because ewww peeing on a plane. Lisa wants none of that! Check in next week for the conclusion of Lisa's Urethra Franklin! The ladies try...

Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (ewwww) with no avail. Sam feels cottage cheese is a misunderstood dairy product. Lisa is skipping a step from work clothes to at home/bed clothes. Sam is starting to feel normal...