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Do you feel like you're a hamster on the wheel of life? Lisa has moved into the wheel and she can't stop it! Sam had an alarming interaction at Shoppers. The ladies are fired up and a petition is in the works to bring back Goodie Rings, will you sign it? Where do accents go when you sing? Lisa is watching a show about cake or is it? There is an exciting new venture for the Boom Baby Bakery and is...

Who do you think wants to be magical and make bridges disappear? Lisa claims to have the magic in her and will now be referred to as 'The Marvellous Lisa'. Sam has plans of her own that include ice, brooms, and rocks. Do you sleep well? What kills your confidence? Will Lisa and Sam see eye to eye on Kim K and the Tik Tok guy who hands out money for acts of kindness? Your house is on fire; what do...

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking about the archaic practices of dentistry. Lisa is celebrating 'Happy Meatball Day', which got her craving her mom's meatballs! The secret to them is boxed frozen meat...

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and they aren't sure what constitutes basic decency. This brings back fond memories for the ladies of well delivered backhanded compliments from their grandmothe...

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all those other great words out there to describe a situation. We have bullied the poor people named Karen long enough! Lisa is gaining Tik Tok fame via the fithoop! That stupid thin...

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week! Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam thought but condiments, and you will never guess who is at bottom and the top. If you guessed ketchup and Dijon mustard you to have an unconscious condiment hierarchy!! They tal...

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water at least taste like chocolate, for heaven's sake! Mother Nature is temperamental again; rain in February is not normal! The ladies think she is a tad hormonal. However, Sam is...

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is eating leaves and sleeping! Groundhogs of the world, WTF!! They have predicted another 6 weeks of winter. Are we taking these furry rodents and one lobster at their word?...

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her stride! Why do we keep eating food that isn't great and 'doesn't taste that bad'? Lisa thinks it's because we don't want to go without. Sam rolls this into a great diet gimmick, and...

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down the wordle and Sam claims she could be better at this than Lisa. Oh, those are fighting words as Lisa dubs, Sam a whittling wordle wannabe! The fun doesn't stop there. Lisa mist...

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies think it could be good, but no one needs a heart attack! Is it more quantity vs quality when it comes to choosing food for your diet? Sam thinks quality b...

Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain wife of the year. Sam just wants her boots, and Lisa manages to mix up her Kevin's, and Sam deems her movie ignorant! They both couldn't stay awake till midnight but rang in th...

Lisa wants 2022 to be the year of 'feel the burn'! Yes, she wants to lose her muffin top, but all it makes Sam think of is 80's spandex! It gets worse! Lisa wants to use the tik tok 'fit hoop' to get that hourglass figure. Sam has doubts that she is genetically capable of achieving that goal! Sam tells the tale of Lisa, Cajun butter, and the surprised server! Lisa got some action from a dog, the b...

Please excuse our ignorance as we question why children are still being put on a stranger's knee at Christmas! Sam is thinking kids sit adjacent to Santa, but Lisa doesn't agree. She thinks it's odd that this still happens, and she has to give up straws because of the turtles. No, the comparison doesn't make sense, but let's roll with it! Lisa is brimming with Christmas spirit; she is singing and...

Sam poses a question: Should we know everything as adults? Lisa thinks being confident in your dollar store spices is a sign of being an adult, but Sam thinks it's knowing what balsamic vinegar is! Should you know how to make a cabbage roll or save money? Lisa sums it up as it's just one big dilemma! Well, that's adulthood explained! Lisa is a bit drooly, while Sam is a bit sniffly and fatigued, b...

Lisa claims she has the gift. She sees things and can predict the future. A dream wouldn't lie, would it? Sam believes this is simply the next step in her delusions but Lisa insists that she knew the weather was going to change, what Santa is going to encounter and that Sam wasn't going to believe a word of it! Lisa finally gets interested in the tech part of the podcast, almost five years in! She...

The chip man cometh and has bestowed upon Lisa a chip flavour that has her claiming that its a slow eat but a quick heat! It tricks you into thinking it's just a slightly sweet all dressed chip but then bam, it hits you with that chili heat. That my friend is an asshole potato chip! Sam shares that John thinks he's a rancher just because Lisa thinks she can be well, anything she sees on TV! What!?...

Lisa would now like to be known as 'The Butcher' and if you need an animal skinned, deboned or chopped up into steak she's your gal!! All that Sam can think about is Mike needs to get rid of this channel...now! Lisa wants a cleaver for Christmas, and wants to add a butcher shop to the Boom Baby Bakery so she can yell 'animal up'! WTF!! Yes, it is a wild episode with mattress and pillow angst from...

Lisa is not complaining about being off at 4pm but the drawback is she's ready for bed at 8pm!! She tired, besides everything is over and done by 8pm anyways! However, an early bed at their age doesn't seem right so they begrudgingly stay up till 10pm. It's a mess! The weather outside is frightful and really not delightful! Lisa is worried about slipping around like bambi on ice and Sam doesn't wa...

You know that song, 'One thing leads to another', well that is how the Boom Baby Bakery and cafe got a DIY lounge! Yes, Lisa sees one post about how to repurpose a tackle box and thinks crafts with booze is the next big trend! Sam is concerned about power tools and alcohol but Lisa reassures her a glue gun is the only tool in the mix! It could be festive crafting with seasonally appropriate drinks...

Lisa needs a problem solved and it has to do with bagels. She likes some of them but feels pressured to like all of them. Sam does her best to walk Lisa through her angst but it goes in a different direction when they discuss savory or sweet. That's the real issue, friends of the podcast! Sam is in her Hallmark Christmas glory now that Halloween is over and Lisa suggests they call up Ron Oliver to...

Sam thinks she might need a buffet in her life and that leads them to go down memory lane about the classy, trashy, and fancy buffets! It was always about the many options of food all brought together in one place! However, Sam believes the salad bar was a waste of time but that's Lisa's favorite part...hello, salad dressings! They wish for the chance to find that one great small town buffet one d...

It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding her forehead due to Lisa's glasses angst, the ladies did not win the lotto and Sam is so back to hibernating! Lisa experienced shopapalooza on Saturday and remodeled her bathroom...

Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. What?! Lisa starts singing a song with snot in it and Sam has an update on Wendy, she isn't coming back anytime soon. Adele apparently sent a personal email to Lisa about her new...

Lisa has finally realized she is living in a no win world when it comes to breakfast?! She confesses to being in a breakfast choice spiral! However, croissants and chocolate bars are sustaining her but this has Sam questioning why she still has a muffin top if that is all she eats! Welcome to Lisa's no win world! Lisa is concerned about her new sleeping habits and Sam is concerned about her gal We...