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Lisa's week was a bit tougher with the passing of the Queen. She received so many messages of condolences which prompted her to remind everyone she's not related to the Queen. In typical HHG fashion she was late to the Queen's “pretty cool” party. This changes so many things like the squad, money and apparently condiments? A bad experience eating out led to a Dear Dennys and shouldn't a sweater ke...

Let's take a step back into the 70's and remember a time where the soap, washcloth and bath water was communal. Rub a dub dub in the tub takes on a whole new meaning! Thanks for the visual Lisa! Sam is excited about a new Prime show and Lisa wants a bit of originality with seasonal treats. Is anyone else missing The Ellen show besides Lisa? Maybe she needs a support group? What do you judge people...

Is flying cheap really leisurely or is it a nightmare waiting to happen! The ladies are envisioning benches and parachutes with the new airliner Canadian Jetliner. Will they be better or just add to the chaos? Lisa is remembering Princess Diana and Sam is hooked on an HGTV show. Has the indifference of the fakefan caused the downfall of the Bluejays and should people have sex at a baseball game? W...

Have we overused the smiley crying face emoji because was the text really that funny? Do emojis help us lie to each other and have they replaced the dot dot dot? Lisa's scale says she's amazing and Sam is giving herself a high five in the mirror. The ladies went grocery shopping and Sam was talking to herself again while Lisa got judgmental with the food. The mullet is making a comeback, should it...

Judgement abounds this episode as Lisa starts in on men who wear sockettes, murses, leggings and butt cracks! She claims its just an observation but is it really? When did planes start judging plus size people and why are those who fly so disorganised? Knock knock jokes, love them or hate them? Does cheese have the power to class things up and isn't hot chocolate a seasonal drink? Need some extra...

Was your Mom a ‘go to your room’ Mom? Did you have one of those 70's Moms that knew how to use her slipper effectively? Sam is talking to herself at the grocery store, again! Lisa had a fantastic black pant day and she may be getting curious about lettuce. Working for a car rental company may be the worst job ever! Would you want to drive the karma bus and what summer insect do you hate the most?...

Lisa is suggesting that they are in their tea years. Sam is feeling defensive about that statement and declares it to be ageist! Do you have the Blue Jay blues like Lisa? Would you prefer heat or humidity and how’s your weenus? Who knew a tik tok about McDonald's would get people all riled up! Can holding your pee make you pangry and is it possible to bond over a knit pic? Should you wear a sports...

The Fake Fan (aka Sam) has been put on notice! According to Lisa the fake fan is a really really shitty fake fan. Lisa is not feeling supported and all she wants is a message with a cheerful hashtag! Sam will reread the job description and see what she can improve, maybe? Lisa reveals she is a quitter but thought maybe a dipsy doodle could set her right! Do you know that pigeons hold all the power...

Lisa wants to be a team player at work so after declining yoga she says yes to a monthly book club. She doesn't read, wants Sam to read for her and report back. That would be a hard no from Sam. Lisa is so screwed! Can someone get too much sun and is over tanning a thing? If you can't call in sick can you call in stupid? How much is too much ice cream and will Lisa ever make a good cup of coffee?...

Lisa asks the question, can we potter? Will the hand eye coordination deter her or will she just get bored? Lisa would like to build a cup but needs it to be a quick version of pottering! What is the perfect breakfast and does it involve a hash brown patty? Did you have a nickname as a kid? Did your parents ever tell you a white lie just to shut you up? Who would sit at your dinner table if you co...

The ladies are days away from their lake vacation and the concern is will they survive? What will drive them crazy, will Sam pay attention to the KD lesson and will the three games at the lake be enough? Lisa is requesting kabobs be bought but will hotdogs do the trick? Does your body know when it's on vacation? Should pop tart bites be purchased and would you be okay with bats on your swimwear? H...

Why has there never been a bonfire while at the lake? Is it because of the bugs, the heat or just plain laziness or could it be because Lisa would obsess over it because no one can answer, when's a fire done! Sam is back from her vacay and has words of wisdom from a 7yr old. Should there be a bill passed about mens favourite pastime? Lisa went cheap mascara shopping and her husband shares a hair r...

Do you start your day with a morning mantra? Lisa says 'who's a pretty girl' and it's really improving her mornings! Lisa feels food prepared by others helps us but hurts others. There are even rules to shopping for food prepared by others. What! What old person thing do you do? Would you buy buns in fours or underwear that captures your bodily fluids? Have you had your first Slurpee of the season...

Do muffins ever trump a donut? Are they the work of the devil because muffins hide their naughtiness? So much to unpack here! Lisa has conflicting thoughts about the Top Gun movie. Did you have an Easy Bake Oven as a kid? How would you feel about having one as an adult? Should we be stocking up on sriracha and are you carrying protection weight? Did you have a plastic pool or own goldfish as a kid...

The ladies are shipwrecked on an island, who is driving who nuts first? Will the chatterbox who doesn't sleep end up on the other side of the island, maybe. Sam was shamed by her humming dental hygienist. Did you just have a blunch? What do you get when you mix frozen grapes and jello? The Queen's Jubilee had Lisa emotional and wondering how she will cope when she's gone. What kind of spy would yo...

If you were musically inclined would you busk for money? Lisa thinks her and her recorder could crank out a few bucks. Better yet let's throw in a triangle, tambourine and a cowbell for some added zest! What one word do you use when you want the conversation to stop? Sam has a fun 4-letter word that works like a charm. Is there a difference between gushy and mushy? The explanation is going to blow...

Lame ass phrases like 'best thing since sliced bread,' gets Lisa cauliflower mad! Has the bar been set to low, has Lisa offended those who think sliced bread is a big deal? Sam watched Master Chef Junior and wondered how come she only got to make canned soup at that age? With Ellen leaving daytime, who is taking over her time slot? There are new Lays potato chip flavours and the ladies are looking...

Why don't we have high tea like the British? Who says it has to be tea, what's wrong with coffee? Lisa is only in it for the snacks and wants to rename it afternoon delights! Get your mind outta the gutter! What is more important to control, guns or uteruses? Killer hornets are among us and would you believe Lisa wants to become a vegetable farmer? Are you like Valerie Bertanelli and sometimes you...

I hate you already just thinking about it! Who do you think said that Lisa or Sam? What do you think they were talking about, would you believe it was about tenting. Lisa is looking for a new Tuesday show to make her cry. Sam can't stand foodle and Lisa is contemplating trying avocados. The world will never be the same! Has Adele been guilted into going to the Vegas version of McDonald's, and will...

Lisa needs a ball picker and Sam is not volunteering for that job! Get your mind out of the gutter, they are talking about golf! Sam has suggested they take up golf as a lovely summer sport but Lisa claims 'Golfers We Ain't'! Instead Lisa wants to build a par 3 golf course onto the ever growing Boom Baby Bakery empire! Sam got the Covid so don't mind the frog voice. In a battle of the kabobs whose...

Hi friends of the podcast! We had some technical difficulties with this episode but it's still a good one! Happy listening!! If you were a Gnome would you be friendly? Lisa just wants them to smile and Sam thinks they need a name tag...Hello my name is. One warm day does not a short short make! Keep things covered people its only shankle season...sheesh! Was that smell a toot or was it a boiled eg...

Someone became a plant mom! Yes, Sam has a new succulent and Lisa deems it the perfect plant. It needs nothing and she doesn't have to give anything back! Not quite like raising a baby, if only God had considered Lisa's take on child rearing! What's your signature email sign off, please don't say 'smiles' or 'toodles'. Can a hypochondriac survive Covid, believe it has snake venom and then announce...

Don't send fruit to a funeral. That's just weird and it isn't the 70's! Sheesh! Does a fruit basket have a purpose? Lisa is pissed about the lotto, again and Sam has secured her fakefan status with the Blue Jays. Can anyone help Lisa find a new show that will make her cry. Will the McGriddle debate forever change the landscape of Lisa and Sam's friendship? Who would actually volunteer to go sky ca...

Could this episode be Lisa and Sam's 5th year meltdown? Does Sam admit that Lisa drives her crazy? Regardless, it's their 'We Made It' podaversary episode! Lisa sets Sam up to fail and it ends up on a tik tok. Would you reward bad behaviour? The topic of trust issues surfaces again and how would you feel about a reusable mug holding up the Tim Hortons drive thru? Lisa and Sam got a shout out from...

Dear toaster, why can't there be a window so you can check your bread? The ladies dive deep and reveal they have trust issues because of the toaster! How do you feel about charcoally toast? Have you heard enough about the Oscar 'slap'? Well, Lisa and Sam share their thoughts on it and it might be a bit controversial. Can a classic PB & J sandwich teach us a lesson? Will Lisa order another Instagra...