I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

Here's a drinking game sure to mess you up -- one rule: drink every time we say "EW." Infinity Pool might just be the most disgusting movie we've ever covered, and that's saying something considering we watched a movie about two people being sewn together at the abdomen and another movie where evil pastries cause you to fart yourself to death. This one was an incredibly bizarre trip that we were w...

Razzie Award-winning director Colson Baker brings us this week's assault on our ears and eyes, and let's just say, we've hit a new low. Good Mourning redefines "waste of time" and the flaccid attempt at a plot makes some of the other movies we've watched for this podcast look like Best Pictures. We've thoughtfully condensed a HARROWING 90-minute experience into a very digestible 35-minute conversa...

It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes -- except your undershirt and old timey suspenders because GOD DAMN, that's a good look. We couldn't have hoped for a better way to end our month of loooove celebration than with this steamy cinematic sexventure, so if you are looking for a way to warm up in these cold winter months, throw on Lady Chatterley's Lover and join our conversation a...

For our 100th episode, we wanted to do something really special and this made-for-tv movie from 1990 based on our beloved Archie Comics characters definitely fit the bill! Just over two years ago, we were inspired to start making this podcast so we could have the opportunity to vent about the ridiculousness that is the CW series Riverdale. One hundred episodes later, we're still venting about that...

If you're looking for an exciting, romantic movie to watch while you're curled up with that special someone this Valentine's Day...keep looking because The Final Rose ain't it. Fans of Bachelor Nation will get a kick out of the obvious winks and nods to the franchise, but other than trying to be a parody, this movie has NO idea what it's doing and you WILL be disappointed by the lackluster resolut...

We're thinking of ending this podcast after watching this needlessly long exercise in awkward conversations. (Just kidding, we're masochists and we will watch bad movies and tell you about them until we die.) But seriously, I'm Thinking of Ending Things truly tested our tolerance for pretentious crap, and without vital intel from the book that started it all, our discussion would have been as conf...

If you've ever gotten stuck sitting next to a screaming baby on a two-hour plane flight, then you already know what it feels like to watch Abandoned. It's honestly hard to say anything else about this movie because our ears are still ringing from the never-ending assault, but if you were wondering if the movie was able to save itself with interesting plot twists and genuine suspense, well, you'll...

Join us in saying, "Bon voyage!" to another craptastic season of Emily in Paris! The show left us with quite a cliffhanger and not so subtly hinted that there will be even more drama to come in Season 4. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Bombs are dropped left and right in these final two episodes, and we're here to help you make sense of the carnage. Thanks for coming on the journey with us!...

Mess continues to be the primary feature of this season of Emily in Paris, and with just two episodes left, we're expecting to get a whole lot of cringe. With Camille and Alfie conveniently absent from the plot this week, Emily and Gabriel are inching closer and closer to the boundary of appropriate contact, and we have our doubts they can keep dancing around it for much longer. Plus Mindy is in p...

If you like love triangles, these episodes are for you. But we hate them so this was a rough go. Fortunately, we have some precious moments from Luc, sassy takedowns a la Sylvie and a mouth-watering discussion about Bloomin' Onions to keep our heads from exploding. We're over the hump, y'all! Catch up now so we can suffer through the final episodes as one cringing mass!   Don’t forget to rate and...

Four episodes deep, there's no turning back now! We are struggling to keep up with the rapid life cycle of the storylines and make sense of the random journeys some of the characters are on, so really, it's just an average recap of this consistently stupid show. We also took this opportunity to help promote one of our fellow indie podcasts, Life Paranormal with V! Be sure to check out the trailer...

I Hate It, Let's Watch It is here with one last gift for your holiday season of 2022 -- the return of Emily in Paris recaps! Just like Season 2, we are micro-dosing Season 3 so we don't go completely insane trying to come to terms with Emily's idiotic decision-making (or lack of decision-making), her questionable fashion choices, and Madeline's irritating presence. Thankfully, we still have Sylvie...

Between the poor video quality and terrible Texan accents, you probably won't even notice that this last installment of our holiday movie series isn't actually a Christmas movie. It's probably for the best because you wouldn't want ANYTHING to steal focus from this horrifying undead cookie who wields weapons ten times its body weight and somehow has jelly guts on the inside? As the grand finale of...

Well, listeners, it finally happened. We accidentally watched a good movie this time. How could a movie built on the premise of a naughty child ordering a hit on Santa Claus actually turn out to be a decent film? Christmas magic, obviously. (And also strong performances by Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins, an average Joe take on the character of Santa, and not a single elf was harmed in the making.)...

Despite its problematic amnesia-based love story and gratuitous overacting from a few of the characters (*cough*looking at you, Tad*cough*), we found Falling for Christmas to be an unexpected delight! Lindsay Lohan is charming and redeems the movie's cheesier moments, while the true comedy is in the bizarre details (don't get us started on the key skillets). Is this a good movie? It's not the best...

A truly compelling film that absolutely biffs it in the second act, Don't Worry Darling deserves all the hype it got and more. We don't have a goddamn speck of criticism for Florence Pugh, whose performance almost single-handedly plugs up the gaping plot holes that appear as the movie attempts its sloppy climax, but we certainly have questions, comments and complaints about everything else. This i...

Twenty years ago in the early 2000s, Spyglass Entertainment brought Katie Holmes, Benjamin Bratt, Zooey Deschanel, and Charlie Hunnam together, on the cusp of their journeys to fame, to make one of the most pointless and pretentious "thrillers" of all time. Never heard of this one? There's a good reason. Actually, there are many good reasons. If you want to know what they are, give this episode a...

If Succession and Riverdale had a baby, you'd get Inheritance. Between the daddy issues, the extravagant wealth, and the classic secret underground bunker, loyal listeners of our podcast should feel right at home in this episode!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit...

We are throwing it back to 2005 with this spooky season pick, and damn, did we get nostalgic for fluffy He-Man haircuts, brick-like Nokia cell phones, and peak One Tree Hill era Chad Michael Murray. If you have not listened to our episodes covering Two and Malignant, we suggest you check those out as well because House of Wax walked so those movies could RUN. Happy Halloween, everyone! Check your...

This movie was so gross, we ended up spending most of our time learning about conjoined twins and discussing hypothetical scenarios of incest. And yes -- discussing incest is still less gross than discussing what went on in this depraved movie. Two is basically the diet version of Human Centipede with a somehow even lazier plot, and how Dawn convinced Lisa to cover it is still a mystery.   Don’t f...

Two women's poor decisions leave them stranded at the top of a derelict TV tower and yet they were still smarter than the people who gave 3/4 of the characters in this movie very confusing last names. Also, do you love mountain goats? Well, there aren't actually any mountain goats in this movie, but Dawn talks about them A LOT. If your acrophobia prevented you from checking out this recent "thrill...

If confined spaces and/or braindead female protagonists make your blood pressure spike, this is the exact wrong movie for you. In what can only be described as a Black Mirror episode gone wrong, Down confirms the hypothesis that a movie shot almost entirely in an elevator WILL be mind-numbingly boring, even if one of the people stuck in that elevator is a psychopathic finance bro bent on avenging...

Teeth is a true classic that even Eli Roth believes deserves a place in the top 100 scariest movies of all time, but do we agree? Let's just say this movie is a wild ride, and if you can get past Dawn's preachy abstinence obsession and the gut-churning array of prop penises, you might have a good time! *Warning! This episode involves discussions of rape, sexual assault and child sexual assault.*  ...

First, there were two guns in the club. Then, there was a secret evil twin. We were expecting BIG things from the third (and ALLEGEDLY final) installment of the 365 Days series we've come to know and love (despite our better judgment). Sadly, this trilogy ends with a whimper rather than a bang...but is this really the end? Could there be an opportunity for redemption? Hit us up on Twitter and let...

If you enjoyed our Woman in the Window episode...this is basically that. We are split on our feelings about Nocturnal Animals, another suspenseful drama that revolves around Amy Adams and her character's troubled past, and we would love to hear who you agree with! Was this movie a successful revenge metaphor or a pretentious journey through a spoiled, selfish woman's melodramatic life? We've certa...