I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

If you like love triangles, these episodes are for you. But we hate them so this was a rough go. Fortunately, we have some precious moments from Luc, sassy takedowns a la Sylvie and a mouth-watering discussion about Bloomin' Onions to keep our heads from exploding. We're over the hump, y'all! Catch up now so we can suffer through the final episodes as one cringing mass!   Don’t forget to rate and...

Four episodes deep, there's no turning back now! We are struggling to keep up with the rapid life cycle of the storylines and make sense of the random journeys some of the characters are on, so really, it's just an average recap of this consistently stupid show. We also took this opportunity to help promote one of our fellow indie podcasts, Life Paranormal with V! Be sure to check out the trailer...

I Hate It, Let's Watch It is here with one last gift for your holiday season of 2022 -- the return of Emily in Paris recaps! Just like Season 2, we are micro-dosing Season 3 so we don't go completely insane trying to come to terms with Emily's idiotic decision-making (or lack of decision-making), her questionable fashion choices, and Madeline's irritating presence. Thankfully, we still have Sylvie...

Between the poor video quality and terrible Texan accents, you probably won't even notice that this last installment of our holiday movie series isn't actually a Christmas movie. It's probably for the best because you wouldn't want ANYTHING to steal focus from this horrifying undead cookie who wields weapons ten times its body weight and somehow has jelly guts on the inside? As the grand finale of...

Well, listeners, it finally happened. We accidentally watched a good movie this time. How could a movie built on the premise of a naughty child ordering a hit on Santa Claus actually turn out to be a decent film? Christmas magic, obviously. (And also strong performances by Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins, an average Joe take on the character of Santa, and not a single elf was harmed in the making.)...

Despite its problematic amnesia-based love story and gratuitous overacting from a few of the characters (*cough*looking at you, Tad*cough*), we found Falling for Christmas to be an unexpected delight! Lindsay Lohan is charming and redeems the movie's cheesier moments, while the true comedy is in the bizarre details (don't get us started on the key skillets). Is this a good movie? It's not the best...

A truly compelling film that absolutely biffs it in the second act, Don't Worry Darling deserves all the hype it got and more. We don't have a goddamn speck of criticism for Florence Pugh, whose performance almost single-handedly plugs up the gaping plot holes that appear as the movie attempts its sloppy climax, but we certainly have questions, comments and complaints about everything else. This i...

Twenty years ago in the early 2000s, Spyglass Entertainment brought Katie Holmes, Benjamin Bratt, Zooey Deschanel, and Charlie Hunnam together, on the cusp of their journeys to fame, to make one of the most pointless and pretentious "thrillers" of all time. Never heard of this one? There's a good reason. Actually, there are many good reasons. If you want to know what they are, give this episode a...

If Succession and Riverdale had a baby, you'd get Inheritance. Between the daddy issues, the extravagant wealth, and the classic secret underground bunker, loyal listeners of our podcast should feel right at home in this episode!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit...

We are throwing it back to 2005 with this spooky season pick, and damn, did we get nostalgic for fluffy He-Man haircuts, brick-like Nokia cell phones, and peak One Tree Hill era Chad Michael Murray. If you have not listened to our episodes covering Two and Malignant, we suggest you check those out as well because House of Wax walked so those movies could RUN. Happy Halloween, everyone! Check your...

This movie was so gross, we ended up spending most of our time learning about conjoined twins and discussing hypothetical scenarios of incest. And yes -- discussing incest is still less gross than discussing what went on in this depraved movie. Two is basically the diet version of Human Centipede with a somehow even lazier plot, and how Dawn convinced Lisa to cover it is still a mystery.   Don’t f...

Two women's poor decisions leave them stranded at the top of a derelict TV tower and yet they were still smarter than the people who gave 3/4 of the characters in this movie very confusing last names. Also, do you love mountain goats? Well, there aren't actually any mountain goats in this movie, but Dawn talks about them A LOT. If your acrophobia prevented you from checking out this recent "thrill...

If confined spaces and/or braindead female protagonists make your blood pressure spike, this is the exact wrong movie for you. In what can only be described as a Black Mirror episode gone wrong, Down confirms the hypothesis that a movie shot almost entirely in an elevator WILL be mind-numbingly boring, even if one of the people stuck in that elevator is a psychopathic finance bro bent on avenging...

Teeth is a true classic that even Eli Roth believes deserves a place in the top 100 scariest movies of all time, but do we agree? Let's just say this movie is a wild ride, and if you can get past Dawn's preachy abstinence obsession and the gut-churning array of prop penises, you might have a good time! *Warning! This episode involves discussions of rape, sexual assault and child sexual assault.*  ...

First, there were two guns in the club. Then, there was a secret evil twin. We were expecting BIG things from the third (and ALLEGEDLY final) installment of the 365 Days series we've come to know and love (despite our better judgment). Sadly, this trilogy ends with a whimper rather than a bang...but is this really the end? Could there be an opportunity for redemption? Hit us up on Twitter and let...

If you enjoyed our Woman in the Window episode...this is basically that. We are split on our feelings about Nocturnal Animals, another suspenseful drama that revolves around Amy Adams and her character's troubled past, and we would love to hear who you agree with! Was this movie a successful revenge metaphor or a pretentious journey through a spoiled, selfish woman's melodramatic life? We've certa...

Bradley Cooper is nice to look at and that's about the only good thing we can say about this very confusing and gross movie. While we don't exactly condone watching The Midnight Meat Train on your own time, we are deeply curious to know if anyone has been able to make sense of the ending or the chest barnacles that are still haunting our dreams to this day.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Fo...

Find us four less likable people than the morons leading us through this 76-minute express train to hell, WE DARE YOU. Between the near-constant whining, the lengthy braindead conversations about ghosts and spirituality, and the complete lack of a discernible plot, The Resort may quite possibly be one of the worst movies we've ever covered. If you're inclined to check it out for yourself, we encou...

If you're having a bad day, need a self-esteem booster and want to feel smart,  then Hypnotic is the movie for you! With a plot so simple that a 7th grader could have written it and "twists" so predictable you could see them a mile away in dense fog with a blindfold on, this movie doesn't even attempt to be smarter than its audience and as a result, it's a snoozefest from start to finish.   Don’t...

Things look BLEAK for Riverdale in the Season 6 finale -- Bailey's Comet is hurtling right at this cursed place, no one can escape Percival's bubble dome, and everyone's best hope is the vindictive spirit of Abigail Blossom which is still imprisoned in the creepy Julien doll. In spite of the odds (and our fervent prayers for utter decimation), Archie and the gang survive Doomsday but at what cost?...

Till Death dares to ask the question, what would you do if the ol' ball and chain became a very literal ball and chain? Handcuffed to her husband's dead body, Megan Fox's Emma must complete the most extreme escape room challenge to get out of this crazy scheme alive. It definitely helps that she somehow moves like a stealthy ninja, despite her cumbersome predicament, and that the goons hired to ki...

It's getting down to the wire, and we're FINALLY starting to understand! The science  behind the Rivervale alternate universe is explained! It makes perfect sense why we spent all that time watching Archie unionize the laborers! We even get to see what's going on at good ol' Riverdale High School, and IT ALL COMES TOGETHER! Juuuuust kidding. We get absolutely none of that. We DO get to finally dis...

We're coming at you with a two-fer this week because honestly, folks, we are limping to the finish line here. Episode 19 brought us entirely unwanted and unnecessary closure for failed Archie Comic universe show The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and quite frankly wasted our time, but Episode 20 bombarded us with plot reveals and explanations. And while we did enjoy gaining some semblance of what...

Ahh, to live and die on a white sandy beach...But it's M. Night Shyamalan, so it was never going to be that simple. The relaxing tropical vibe is shattered almost immediately by anemic character development, six-year-olds having sex, stabby schizophrenics, IMPOSSIBLE lung capacity, and a lackluster "twist" ending. We have TONS of questions and (spoiler alert) we do a pretty terrible job of attempt...

If, like us, you're a 90s kid and grew up with a perfectly rational fear of the haunting dead-eyed stare of one Charles Entertainment Cheese, this movie WILL trigger you. It's almost too easy to accept that Willy's Wonderland had once been operated by a ring of serial killers who then all committed suicide in a satanic ritual which preserved their murderous souls in the bodies of animatronic chara...