I Hate It But I Love It

Hit a dude with your car then scream "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" at the trees cause we're talking about  I Know What You Did Last Summer ! In this final episode of Spooktober, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how these teens are legit murderers, the hardest plot bail we've ever seen, and the funniest rope-related death ever. Check out  www. TeePublic.com  and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they...

Suck out a kid's life force then perform a vampy rendition of "I Put A Spell On You" cause we're talking about Hocus Pocus ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss WILD tonal shifts, amazing comedic performances, and how Kat realized a particular storytelling dream, only to discover it WASN'T what she thought it would be... This episode brought to you in part by SIMPLE Mobile. SIMPLE Mobile offers affordable no-...

Grab a very cheap mask and chase two teens around an empty school, cause we're talking about  Halloween: H20!  In this latest episode in our month of Screams N' Scares, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this GENUINELY bad film, including how John is a terrible son (but still super hot), ways we would keep Michael Myers from attacking us, and what an inconvenient title  Halloween: H20  is. Als...

Get marooned on an island and then scream and flail as your head mask is filled with bees cause we're talking about The Wicker Man ! In this latest episode of our month of Spooky Scream-os, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this bonkers film, from Nic Cage's ludicrous performance to how inconvenient the women's plan is, and invent their latest film, called, An Island Of Dianes . This episode...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Since Dracula's birthday is coming up (note: AKA Halloween) (also note: may not be his actual b-day), we're celebrating with a month of chills, thrills, spills, and CHILLS, starting with Wes Craven's  Scream ! We talk about how Matthew Lillard is the cilantro of actors, how great Rose McGowan looked as a blonde, and what a bummer character Randy turned out to be. This episode is b...

Cut up an old raincoat and live in the sewers with a bunch of rocket-bedecked penguins cause we're talking about  Batman Returns ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Tim Burton's controversial sequel, touching on great performances, strange tonal shifts, how Christopher Walken is never curious, and Jocelyn's great idea for a new superhero franchise. This episode brought to you in part by Your Super . Your Su...

Grab a large bracelet and some of the worst CGI of all time cause we're talking about  The Mummy Returns ! By popular demand, Kat and Jocelyn dive into  The Mummy 's weird sequel, touching on tiny mummies, a decently written child character, and a new superhero they've just invented. This episode brought to you in part by SIMPLE Mobile. SIMPLE Mobile offers affordable no-contract plans and the hot...

Take the floorboards out of the floor and bounce around on a trampoline cause we're talking about  Step Up 2: The Streets ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Sonja Sohn being used purely for exposition, great dance sequences, and wonder whether these kids will EVER step up! (2) (The Streets) This episode brought to you in part by KiwiCo . KiwiCo creates super cool hands-on projects for kids to make learning...

Grab a vine and slam into a pole cause we're talking about  George of the Jungle ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Brendan Fraser's adorable performance, Leslie Mann's excellent hair, and whether or not this movie actually constitutes a female gaze. This episode is also brought to you by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look their best, feel their best, a...

Grab a magical mailbox and a wildly inconvenient plot device cause we're talking about The Lake House ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this plot is impenetrable to criticism (but not for good reasons), the romance of an epistolary device, and how there's NOT ENOUGH SANDRA BULLOCK AND KEANU REEVES TOGETHER. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protec...

Grab a pair of goggles and the latest monster in the IHIBILI pantheon, cause we're talking about Pitch Black ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss amazing monster design, lunatic filters, and Jocelyn comes up with a catchphrase that Kat visibly hates! This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit for you. And there's only one lingerie bra...

Draw a picture of a dick and then have a genuinely vulnerable conversation about masculinity cause we're talking about Superbad ! Kat and Jocelyn talk about jokes that haven't aged well, Michael Cera being a perfect supporting actor, and a genuinely tender ending. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to your door in...

Grab a cast of character actors and the phrase "anger-ball" cause we're talking about Playing By Heart! Kat and Jocelyn talk about the sheer amazingness of Angelina Jolie, a script that's very in love with itself, and the kind of SUPER HIGH MELODRAMA you're looking for when you're 14 years old. This episode brought to you in part by Postmates . We bring your favorites right to your door. For a lim...

Spend four years in jail and come up with a fairly decent crime idea, because we're talking about  Ocean's Eight ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss whether or not Debbie Ocean is actually good at plans, the big-time reliance on queerbaiting, and wonder exactly how many people are part of this plot, cause it's not 8.  This episode brought to you in part by  KiwiCo . KiwiCo creates super coo...

Grab the Book of the Dead and get ready to both swash AND buckle, because we're talking about  The Mummy ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn talk about the perfection that is Evie, demand justice for Brendan Fraser, and Kat comes up with some inventive story alts.  This episode is brought to you by  Away , first class luggage at a coach price. Away makes luggage with power, their Carry-Ons include...

Put on your most brightly coloured romper and dissolve into a big pile of goo, cause we're talking about  Stranger Things 3 ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss excellent new characters (YAY ROBIN!), wonder how Joe Keery responded when he found out what his costume was going to be this season, add another monster to the IHIBILI Canon, and rage that we still haven't been cast in the show.  #...

Interweave three plots with a sick ass soundtrack that includes the evergreen song Steal My Sunshine cause we're talking about Go! Today, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the everlasting charmingness of Taye Diggs, the Timothy Olyphant Hotness v. Badness of Movie/TV Show Principle, and how Doug Liman might be... unwell? Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also ha...

Grab some lemon juice and one of the MOST significant documents in American history and prepare to do some light science-y shenanigans to it cause we're talking about National Treasure ! Today, Kat and Jocelyn discuss why National Treasure is the golden retriever of movies, which one of the Founding Fathers was involved in turning the Declaration of Independence into a straight-up treasure map, an...

Put on your lowest riding pair of pants and actively court the male gaze cause we're talking about Charlie's Angels ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this improbably charming film, including our endless love for Drew Barrymore, the crushability of Sam Rockwell, and the wtf-was-happening-here-ness of the casting of Crispin Glover.   This episode brought to you in part by BioClarity. BioClari...

Put on an excellent set of bell bottoms made from the American flag and make some tired jokes about genitalia cause we're talking about the movie Dick! This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the excellence of Michelle Williams, the not-so-excellence of the rest of the movie, and a weird Oval Office set hanging out in Hamilton, Ontario. This episode brought to you in part by KiwiCo . KiwiCo creates sup...

Miss your train then magically catch your train then magically get the best breakup haircut of all time because we're talking about Sliding Doors! In this very special episode of Kat Loves This Film And Does Not Hate It Even Remotely, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the cuteness of John Hannah, the male perspective on female empowering dialogue, and how enough pointing can deflect criticism of any film. T...

Put on a Smash Mouth song and join a veritable rogue's gallery of late 90's talent, because we're talking about Can't Hardly Wait ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss a surprisingly sweet subplot, two other COMPLETELY NOT SWEET AND VERY BAD SUBPLOTS, the three Bad Karaoke Choices, and Jocelyn's bizarre eating habits. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shop...

Grab a pair of puffy velvet shorts and what is TRULY the most beautiful wig of all time, cause we're talking about Shakespeare In Love ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn talk about the Oscar campaign that changed the Oscars forever, excellent British actor cameos, how Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the ultimate Hate But Love actresses, and discuss how we feel about Ben Affleck being in this. (Spoiler a...

Grab a dragon glass blade and immediately stab an ageless creature in the third episode even though he's been built up for eight seasons as the ultimate bad guy cause we're talking about the final season of Game of Thrones ! Joined by very special guests Ian and Jen MacIntyre, we talk about metaphor-lovin' dragons, disappointing endings to character arcs (#Justice4Daenerys), and what Brienne shoul...

Wear your finest floor length chiffon skirt and perform an exorcism to an unnecessarily upbeat tootling flute soundtrack, cause we're talking about Practical Magic! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the TRUE love story of this film (yay, sisters!), the NOT love story of this film (sorry, Aidan Quinn), and Stockard Channing's weirdest line delivery. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it c...