I Hate It But I Love It

Encrust your eyelids with pearlescent eye shadow and then become embroiled in a surprisingly prescient and satirical plot because we're talking about Josie and the Pussycats ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss super cute and charming performances, perhaps the best music ever composed for an onscreen band, and Alan Cumming and Parker Posey devouring the set like it were so many honey baked hams. This episode...

Get yelled at for a million months straight by a tyrannical director and then watch as water makes a face, cause we're talking about Water Makes A Face , AKA The Abyss ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the horrific process of making this movie, completely unnecessary plot devices, but surprisingly cute aliens. This episode brought to you in part by Ava, finally understand your body. Ava is dedicated to ad...

Get in a jet and then disregard EVERY SINGLE RULE OF FLYING ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT KEEP YOU AND OTHERS SAFE, cause we're talking about Top Gun ! In this episode , Kat and Jocelyn discuss permissive instructors, how Maverick is clearly this film's villain, and a soundtrack that sounds entirely like it was made of 30 second samples of songs on iTunes. This week's episode is brought to you by Ana L...

Get a truly terrible wig and turn on your childhood friend cause we're talking about Something Borrowed ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss TERRIBLE characters, the often flawed depiction of female friendship onscreen, and a plot so bad not even John Krasinski can save it. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit for you. And there...

We hoped this day would come. We feared it never would. But here it is, an occasion so momentous it briefly caused Jocelyn to forget the title of her own damn show -- THE OA HAS RETURNED TO NETFLIX AND OH YOU BEST BELIEVE WE HAVE OPINIONS. Kat and Jocelyn talk about the second season of the show that truly started it all, discussing plot points that go nowhere, infuriating new characters, and how...

Put on an ABSOLUTE thong and then engage in one of the most disturbing plots ever explored in a so-called rom-com because we're talking about Overboard ! This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss handsome Kurt Russell, creepy kids, and the weirdest plot that maybe has ever been written, ever. The episode brought to you by Brumate . The Dehydration Company aims to provide the best temperature regulation f...

Eat a bunch of carbs and pop on a flowy linen number cause we're talking about It's Complicated ! This week, Kat, Jocelyn and special guest Corey Mintz discuss shallow plots, characters that exist just to deliver exposition, and fact check the chocolate croissant sequence. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Please . What your cat eats can determine the strength and longevity of their li...

Talk to a big ol' bunny and then follow a weird tube that comes out of your tummy for a while cause we're talking about Donnie Darko ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss impenetrable plots, the amazingness of Beth Grant, and take a break to chat about how truly hot Jake Gyllenhaal is. This episode brought to you in part by MeUndies. MeUndies are made from naturally soft, breathable fibre that's 3X softer tha...

Barf up a bucket of blood and then follow that up with some tongue-twistingly try-hard dialogue, cause we're talking about Jennifer's Body ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Diablo Cody's much maligned follow up to Juno , talking about the film's truly terrible marketing campaign, where we wish the plot had gone, and how we never, EVER want to hear the word "wetty" again. This episode is brought to you by...

Grab some of the finest character actors of the early 90s and then do it on top of a pile of hoses cause we're talking about Backdraft ! This week, we're joined by very special guest Sarah Bunting ( Extra Hot Great, The Blotter ) to discuss everything from amazing special effects to Donald Sutherland's retroactive audition for Silence of the Lambs to a very fun alternate definition to the word "ba...

Develop the world's most senselessly intricate scheme and throw a playing card into your accomplice's hand even though they're around a corner how did you EVEN DO THAT for the love of god cause we're talking about NOW YOU SEE ME 2! Kat and Jocelyn dive back into this wackadoo franchise, talking about our love for Lizzy Caplan, our hatred for the Eye, and Jocelyn's continued hatred for the STUPID S...

It's our two year anniversary, and to celebrate, we're discussing a three + hour movie! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn revisit James Cameron's Titanic , talking about how Titanic girls were the "horse girls" of 1997, ridiculous framing devices, and whatever happened to the owner of that car. This episode brought to you in part by Hourglass Cosmetics. The cruelty free luxury beauty brand, known f...

Grab a pair of tinted glasses and loudly sing-shout Tiny Dancer in a bus, cause we're talking about Almost Famous ! Joined by special guests Danita Steinberg and Emily Gagne, we discuss Frances McDormand's epic wardrobe, how much Billy Crudup suuuucks, and Kate Hudson's pretty pretty hair, while reminiscing over our favourite concert memories. Brought to you in part by HelloFresh. HelloFresh is a...

Grab a metal helmet and a stunning array of pop pastiche songs because we're talking about Phantom of the Paradise ! Kat and Jocelyn explore this beloved cult classic, chatting about Phoenix's dance skills (or lack thereof), ridiculous tone blending, and some epic line deliveries from Paul Williams. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about fin...

Take a red pill and then get rescued from a lake of garbage by a claw machine, cause we're talking about  The Matrix ! Kat and Jocelyn have MANY questions this week, and discuss how Cypher's 100% right, how much we'd want to stay in the Matrix, and what Morpheus' plan actually was. This episode brought to you in part by  MeUndies.  MeUndies are made from naturally soft, breathable fibre that's 3X...

Grab a weird wannabe Skeletor mask and carry a VERY cute baby around, cause we're talking about  Willow ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how absolutely BAZONKERS this movie is, discuss comedic characters that absolutely don't work, and talk about the awesomeness of a fight scene where two septuagenarians punch each other in the head.   This episode brought to you in part by Robinhood.  R...

Put on an anachronistic song and hang out in the Middle Ages, cause we're talking about A Knight's Tale . In this episode, Nigel makes his glorious return to the podcast, we wonder why everyone's so quick to defend William (who CLEARLY sucks), and develop a foolproof strategy to win any fight. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is d...

It's our 100th episode! In this very special episode, Jocelyn makes her return to the podcast and we discuss  13 Going On 30 , touching on such important topics as the everlasting wonderosity of Jennifer Garner, how young Matt absolutely sucks, and the phrases that WE think should be more popular. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about findi...

For episode 99.5 (it's definitely NOT the 100th episode, don't be silly), we've got a special treat: Kat and Jocelyn's special boyfriend types, Craig and Jon, take over the podcast for the week to talk about the 1990 film  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!  They talk about the shockingly impressive turtle suits, some missed opportunities plot-wise, and how the film-ending rap gets Raphael's role TOTAL...

Jocelyn is still away, so Kat is joined by the wonderful Andrew Ivimey ( Talk From Superheroes ) to talk about the 2012 Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Bruce Willis time travel movie Looper ! We discuss time travel rules that make no sense, female characters who are introduced and almost immediately discarded, and why Rian Johnson just wants to be a very special time boy. This episode brought to you in part...

Jocelyn is on sabbatical this week, so Kat is joined by the excellent Diana McCallum ( Talk From Superheroes ) to discuss a movie they both once loved: The Boondock Saints . They talk about disturbingly close twin brothers, confusing opening scenes, and how Willem Dafoe chews up every last bit of scenery. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all abo...

Welp, buckle up everyone, and get ready for today's episode of "Kat And Jocelyn Forget Why They Put This On The List, And Now Here We All Are, Discussing The 2001 Film Swordfish "! In this truly crazed exchange, we discuss John Travolta's terrible costumes, Hugh Jackman's bummer highlights, and exactly how much money it would cost to get Jocelyn to show her boobs (hint: not much). Brought to you b...

Put on a gorgeous vintage dress and then SHOCK the patriarchy with your blue humour cause we're talking about The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel ! We discuss amazing performances, unnecessary tertiary characters, and how in every Amy Sherman-Palladino show, there's always at least one ENORMOUS SPEECH per episode. Brought to you by Canvas People . Canvas People has a very easy to use Photo-to-Canvas service...

Plug in your hamburger phone and bother everyone with TERRIBLY laboured, overwrought dialogue cause we're talking about  Juno!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss Ellen Page's excellent performance, how much we LOVE Jennifer Garner, and how we  want  to love (but maybe mostly hate) this movie. This episode is brought to you by Quip, an electric toothbrush designed by dentists with a built-in two minute timer...

Put on your favourite rumpled shirtdress and "Stay (I Missed You)" on cassette because we're talking about Reality Bites ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the awesomeness of Vickie, the enduring obnoxiousness of Troy, and how movies about people in their 20s are the best and worst genre. Brought to you in part by Talkspace . The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in...