I Hate It But I Love It

Get a terribly rendered animation of an improbably large snake and one of the weirdest performances ever committed to film cause we're talking about  Anaconda ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the bonkersosity of Jon Voight's performance, how Owen Wilson's character is separately but equally a bummer, and Jocelyn insists that Kat not get a snake. This episode brought to you in part by Raycon . It's a wire...

Play some tremulous folk rock and assemble a cast of oversexed cartoon characters cause we're talking about  The Last Unicorn ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this film feels like a fever dream, Alan Arkin's deeply unmotivated performance, and whether or not Jeff Bridges' character got a tattoo in a deeply personal place. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superheroes network. Visit ww...

Grab a loudmouthed rabbit and the scariest villain of all time cause we're talking about  Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Kat and Jocelyn discuss enormous technical accomplishments, tonal inconsistencies, and MOURN THE DEATH OF THAT LITTLE SHOE ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look t...

Use your high-grade radio equipment to create a teen cult (whoops) cause we're talking about  Pump Up The Volume ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Christian Slater's excellent performance, how the parents in this movie are VERY stupid, and Jocelyn writes a wonderful (terrible) new musical. This episode brought to you in part by  Warby Parker . Warby Parker offers boutique-quality eyewear at an evolutionar...

Grab a dress made of rubber bands and talk about world peace cause we're talking about Miss Congeniality ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how no one in this film is a good FBI agent, how every man in this movie is a howling horny wolf from a Warner Bros. cartoon, and how this movie's "Yay pageants!" agenda is... questionable? This episode brought to you in part by Raycon . It's a wireless world and every...

Make an enormous machine that horribly endangers everyone in your immediate family PLUS your neighbours cause we're talking about Honey I Shrunk The Kids!  Alongside special guests Rebecca Reeds and Craig Fay of  The Villain Was Right , Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Matt Frewer is the true hero of this film, how Rick Moranis's character is a terrifying criminal, whether or not Anty is cute (with ans...

Shriek "Bangarang" as you throw some disgusting looking "food" around because we're talking about  Hook ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss some truly wonderful child actor performances (and some truly not awful ones), discuss the "TinkerHell" controversy, and talk about the perpetually terrifying "Boo Box". This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection,...

Take the plot of  Avatar  and deliver it in a fraction of the time because we're talking about  FernGully: The Last Rainforest ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss a film set in Australia that has no Australian accents, the first ever "bad boy" character to play the... pan.... flute... and the TRULY BANANAS ENERGY OF HEXXUS. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superheroes network. Visit www. Fr...

Fall off the Brooklyn Bridge and get into some wacky out-of-time hijinks cause we're talking about  Kate and Leopold! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how hard Hugh Jackman is working to make this movie anything, contemplate other historical figures that would be great in a rom-com scenario ( Kate and Napoleon, anyone?), and get a glimpse into Kat's time travel style compared to Jocelyn's. This episode bro...

Loudly sing "Wouldn't It Be Nice" as you paint a shed before your family paints it white again to MAINTAIN THE RUSE, cause we're talking about  50 First Dates ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss inconsistent tones, off-colour jokes, and a surprisingly sweet core to this movie that we LOVE. This episode brought to you in part by Rothy's. Rothy's is the everyday flat for life on the go. It will blow your mind...

Snottily hold on to a bunch of old records and then judge everyone and everything around you even though (spoiler alert) you're a bit of a creep cause we're talking about High Fidelity ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Justice 4 Laura, rumours about John Cusack, and Jocelyn's one weird dream about Jack Black. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel s...

Be a bridesmaid 27 times and then passive aggressively hold on to all of your dresses because we're talking about  27 Dresses ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the Katherine Heigl of it all, talk about how hilariously awful Kevin is, and wish there was a wee bit more substance to Tess. This episode brought to you in part by AMC Networks' Shudder . Shudder is a premium streaming video service, super-servin...

Have an adorable crush on your co-worker then endure all manner of hateful comments from your bad boss cause we're talking about  The Office ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss what cringe comedy they can take (and what cringe comedy they definitely cannot), the difficulties in writing Jim Halpert, World's Temporarily Most Perfect Man, and talk about characters that turn on a dime (everyone, by the end of t...

Dangle from a rope in one of the most iconic film sequences of the 90s to assert your VERY fragile masculinity cause we're talking about  Mission: Impossible ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the difference between spy movies with action and action movies about spies, talk about a time when Tom Cruise was a wee bit more subtle with the "LOOK AT HOW STRONG AND VIRILE I AM!!!!" stunts, and discuss other pla...

Send yourself an envelope of random items and get mired in a wildly convoluted plot cause we're talking about  Paycheck ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss a film that propels itself forward on point and click computer game logic, how someone in the hair/makeup team MUST have been mad at Uma Thurman, and how Ben Affleck's sleepy performances suggests he ate an entire family-size serving of ravioli by himsel...

Open up a floppy disk that has the entire internet on it... somehow... we think... cause we're talking about  The Net ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the permanent greatness of Sandra Bullock, a plot that in ways is surprisingly timely and in other ways extremely not, and Jocelyn has way too much fun with the band "Mozart's Ghost" while Kat utterly fails to hide her annoyance. This episode brought to yo...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FRIENDS! And what better way to ring in a new year than with the horrifying hellscape that is Tom Hooper's  Cats ? Kat and Jocelyn discuss the truly terrible CGI (it's worse than you've heard), surprisingly tender moments (goddammit, Ian McKellen), and the worst performance of a million decades (we're SO sorry, Idris Elba). Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superher...

Buy an adorable puppet and then watch as it DESTROYS EVERYTHING cause we're talking about  Gremlins ! On this very special holiday episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film's ahead of its time exploration of cultural appropriation and Western materialism, talk about how the gremlins run the gamut from "committing slight bamboozles" to FULL ON MURDER, and discuss how creepy it is that H...

Put some glamorous eyelash extensions on a pig and hang out with a ginormous skeleton-man cause we're talking about  The Black Cauldron ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss why this film was such a massive critical and commercial flop, the classic character archetypes of every Disney film, and talk a LOT about the Horned King's junk.   This episode brought to you in part by  Pretty Litter ....

Juxtapose a peppy pop song against the most devastatingly sad movie of all time cause we're talking about  The Neverending Story ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the discrepancies between the film and book, talk about how Wolfgang Petersen harassed his young star, and MOURN ARTAX. JUSTICE FOR ARTAX!!!   This episode is brought to you by Away , first class luggage at a coach price. Away m...

Wear a fabulous be-peplum-ed dress and lead kids on a mild hike cause we're talking about  Troop Beverly Hills ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film's gentle tone, its smattering of deeply yikes-y jokes, and admire Shelley Long's excellent dance skills. Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees and long sleeves. C...

Take the format of a mockumentary to make a movie that's part DARK AS HELL and part CUTE AS THE DICKENS cause we're talking about  Drop Dead Gorgeous ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst does such a good job at playing smart AND stupid characters, discuss dark comedy that's dark for dark's sake, and talk about how we as a species just generally do not deserve the wonder tha...

Slap on a pair of Modrobes and softly approximate the plot of one of Shakespeare's most misogynistic plays, cause we're talking about  10 Things I Hate About You!  In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the charming performances by many of the cast (perhaps especially Larisa Oleynik), praise this film's updating of  The Taming Of The Shrew , and pontificate on the difference between ska and swin...

Crib the plot of Stand By Me and then go on a soft adventure of female discovery cause we're talking about Now and Then ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the excellent performances of the teen cast, how lucky Christina Ricci was to get to kiss Devon Sawa TWICE, and how this movie is FAR more Then than it is Now . This episode brought to you in part by Your Super . Your Super is on a missi...

Put on a plastic dress and stand up bravely to your former classmates cause we're talking about Romy and Michele's High School Reunion ! This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss excellent performances, insane-o dream sequences, and reveal our nicknames for our boobs.  This episode is brought to you by Candid Co, makers of clear aligners that straighten your teeth faster than traditional wire braces. The...