I Can Fix Your Movie

Episode 27: Most Dangerous Game (2020) What happens when a deadly manhunt, a stacked cast, and a killer premise somehow still miss the target? In Episode 27 of I Can Fix Your Movie , we step into the urban jungle of Most Dangerous Game and ask the important question: why does every hunter in this movie act like they’ve never played hide-and-seek before? From wasted tension and rushed motivation to...

Episode 26: Wicked: For Good Our 50th Episode Spectacular!!!! What happens when one witch gets canceled, the other gets promoted, and absolutely everyone starts singing their trauma? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we celebrate our 50th episode by hopping aboard the broomstick for Wicked: For Good and asking the important questions: Can a sequel survive on pure emotional damage and high notes?...

Episode 25 – R.I.P.D. Welcome to the afterlife… where the paperwork is endless, the CGI is questionable, and even Jeff Bridges cowboy hilarity can’t save this MIB wanna-be. This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we dig up R.I.P.D. — the supernatural buddy-cop movie that somehow took Ryan Reynolds, undead monsters, a killer premise, and a mountain of studio money… and still ended up legally classified...

Episode 24: Innerspace This week, I Can Fix Your Movie shrinks itself down to microscopic size to tackle the gloriously chaotic 1987 sci-fi comedy classic Innerspace. Join us as we dive headfirst into a movie that somehow combines miniaturized submarines, corporate espionage, Dennis Quaid’s maximum-80s energy, Martin Short having a full nervous breakdown, and science that appears to have been inve...

Episode 23: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen What happens when you combine Allan Quatermain, Captain Nemo, Dracula’s ex-girlfriend, an invisible creep, Dr. Jekyll, Dorian Gray, Tom Sawyer for absolutely no reason, and Sean Connery giving 110% Scottish disappointment? You get The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen — one of the most gloriously overstuffed action movies ever created. In Episode 2...

Episode 22: Lucy What if unlocking 100% of your brain still couldn’t unlock a better storyline? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we plug into Lucy —the film that asked “what if humans used more of their brain?” and then immediately used none of it to explain the plot. From disappearing stakes to a finale that turns into a cosmic USB drive, we break down how a high-concept sci-fi thriller someho...

Episode 21: From the World of John Wick: Ballerina In a world where assassins have better posture than most of us, Ballerina pirouettes into the John Wick universe with grace, grit, and a blood soaked body count. This week, we lace up our pointe shoes and step into the chaos to break down what works, what wobbles, and what completely faceplants. We dig into the film’s story, characters, and action...

Episode 20: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter What if the 16th President didn’t just free the slaves—but also staked the undead? In this blood-soaked and bizarre episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we sink our teeth into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter , the genre-blending spectacle that dares to ask: “What if history had more axe wielding presidents and fewer facts?” Join us as we dissect the film’s...

Episode 19: Mercy This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive into Mercy (2026) —a film packed with emotional stakes, moral dilemmas, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting… but not always coherent. Beneath its intense premise lies a story that almost lands a powerful message about justice, sacrifice, and what it truly means to show mercy—but “almost” is kind of our thing. We break down...

Episode 18: Anaconda (2025) This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we slither into the jungle with the 2025 reimagining of Anaconda —a film that had all the right ingredients for a pulse-pounding survival thriller but somehow drowns. With a stacked cast, updated visuals, and a chance to reinvent a cult creature feature, this version aimed higher—but did it actually squeeze the tension tight enough? O...

Episode 17: Shazam! What if getting the powers of a god still wasn’t enough to fix your movie? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we grab the wizard’s staff, yell “Shazam!” way too many times, and try to figure out how a film about a kid-turned-superhero somehow forgot to have a super powered storyline. The charm is there, the jokes (mostly) land—but we saw some serious missed opportunities hidin...

Episode 16: Zootopia 2 This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we return to the bustling, animal-filled metropolis of Zootopia—only this time, something feels... off. With high expectations following the original’s sharp storytelling and heartfelt themes, Zootopia 2 swings big but stumbles in all the wrong places. Join us as we dig into where the sequel loses its footing—from muddled character arcs an...

Episode 15: Sky High This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we take flight into the high-flying halls of Sky High ! From clumsy plot twists to underused superpowers, we break down everything that kept this teen superhero flick from soaring. Why does the school hierarchy feel more like a cafeteria menu than a story? Which character moments flew right past the audience? And could one clever tweak have...

Episode 14: Raya and the Last Dragon This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we journey into the magical land of Kumandra with Raya and the Last Dragon . It’s got dragons, epic battles, and a noble quest to unite a broken world—basically everything you need for a slam-dunk fantasy classiC... and yet somehow, it still manages to trip over its own tail and turn to stone. Join us as we break down what we...

Episode 13: The Wolfman (2010) This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we sharpen the claws and sink our teeth into the 2010 remake of The Wolfman . With gothic castles, ominous full moons, and one of horror’s most iconic monsters, this movie had all the ingredients for a classic… but somehow ended up more “arf” than “AWWOOO.” Join us as we track down what went wrong—from story choices that wander off...

Episode 12: The Dukes of Hazzard Yeehaw! This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we take a ride down the dusty backroads of Hazzard County to look under the hood of the big-screen adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard . What happens when a beloved TV classic known for its charm, car chases, and good-ol’-boy mischief gets turned into a modern comedy loaded with bigger stunts, louder jokes, and a very diff...

Episode 11: X-Men: The Last Stand Mutants, mayhem, and missed opportunities! In Episode 11 of I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive deep into X-Men: The Last Stand to uncover why the cure for mutation left fans scratching their heads, Professor X’s fate felt all wrong, and what could have made the final act truly epic. Join us as we break down the story, the characters, and the chaos, then pitch our fixe...

Episode 12: Tomorrowland In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive into the ambitious but messy world of Tomorrowland and break down where the film lost its way. Tomorrowland had everything going for it—visionary ideas, a legendary director, and a mystery box full of futuristic promise. So how did a movie about optimism feel so… confusing? From the overstuffed mystery to the late-arriving...

Episode 9: Incredibles 2 This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we’re suiting up to tackle Incredibles 2 —a sequel that looks incredible, moves fast, and somehow still trips over its own cape. We break down why the original felt lightning-in-a-bottle, why the follow-up plays it a little too safe, and copied the original. How a few bold story pivots could’ve turned a good sequel reboot into an all-tim...

Episode 8: The Running Man (2025) What if the future’s deadliest game show was just one (or two) rewrites away from becoming a sci-fi classic? In Episode 8 of I Can Fix Your Movie , we strap in and sprint straight into The Running Man — the dystopian action spectacle packed with killer concepts, unforgettable villains, and one of the most iconic premises of the ‘80s. So why doesn’t it fully stick...

Episode 7: Baywatch Slow motion runs. Big stars. Bigger muscles. And somehow… no splash. In Episode 7 of I Can Fix Your Movie , we head to the beach to rescue Baywatch from its tonal riptide. The 2017 reboot had the charisma, the cast, and the built-in brand recognition — but it never figured out if it wanted to be a hard-R comedy, an action parody, or a legacy sequel with heart. So we grab the wh...

Episode 6: Eternals Did Marvel’s most ambitious cosmic epic collapse under its own weight? In Episode 6 of I Can Fix Your Movie , we tackle Eternals —the scale, the mythology, the massive ensemble—and why it never quite came together. Then we rebuild it with a sharper focus, stronger emotional stakes, and a clearer central conflict that could have turned it into a true MCU powerhouse. If you felt...

Episode 5: The Mummy (2017) In Episode 5 of I Can Fix Your Movie we dig into 2017’s The Mummy —a blockbuster packed with ancient curses, monster mayhem, and franchise ambitions that were bigger than the movie itself. The Dark Universe was supposed to rise… instead, it face-planted. From tonal chaos and wasted characters to a universe that launches before it earns its takeoff, we unearth exactly wh...

Episode 4: Cowboys & Aliens What happens when a dusty Western crashes headfirst into a sci-fi invasion… and nobody double-checks the landing? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we holster up and head to the desert to take on Cowboys & Aliens —a movie with a title so bold it almost fixes itself. Almost. We break down why the mash-up never fully clicks, dig into wasted character potential, m...

Episode 3: The Sorcerer's Apprentice In this weeks episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive headfirst into the 2010 Nicolas Cage fantasy that almost worked. From confused rules of magic and undercooked villains to a protagonist who never quite earns his wizard hat, we break down where the film misfires—and exactly how it could’ve been a modern classic. What if the magic system actually made sense...