I Can Fix Your Movie

Episode 2: Kubo and the Two Strings This week, we take on Kubo and the Two Strings , a visually stunning stop-motion masterpiece that somehow still feels like it’s holding one string too tight. The animation is breathtaking, the mythology is "interesting", and the emotional core is almost devastating—but “almost” is doing a lot of work here. We break down where the story pulls its punches, why the...

Episode 1: Assassin’s Creed Parkour. Hoods. Hidden blades. A billion years of lore… and somehow still confusing. In the premiere episode of I Can Fix Your Movie- Season 2 , we leap headfirst into Assassin’s Creed—the video-game juggernaut that tried to turn genetic memory into a blockbuster and maybe forgot to make it fun. Why does the Animus feel like homework? Who are we actually supposed to car...

Episode 24: One Fix Wonders This is the episode dedicated to films that didn’t need a full rewrite… just one perfectly placed tweak. From high-stakes espionage in Mission: Impossible , to stunt-fueled chaos in The Fall Guy , musical magic in Wicked , holiday soul-searching in The Family Man , and breakneck mayhem aboard Bullet Train , we pinpoint the single change that could’ve taken each movie fr...

Episode 23: Red One Christmas came early… and then immediately needed a rewrite. This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we crack open Red One , the holiday action blockbuster that somehow has gods, mercenaries, mythological creatures, and yet still forgets to explain why any of this is happening . We tackle the movie’s biggest problem—muddy motivations, confused mythology, and a villain who feels lik...

Episode 22: The A-Team In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie we lock and load as we take on The A-Team — a movie that explodes first, asks questions never, and somehow still forgets the plan. We love the vibes, the cast, and the slow-mo running… but even Hannibal would admit the mission went a little sideways. This week, we break down what works, what absolutely doesn’t, and how a few smart fixe...

Episode 21: Prince of Persia- The Sands of Time In this week’s episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive into Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time —the blockbuster that tried to turn parkour, prophecy, and magical sand into the next great franchise… and somehow still ran out of momentum. We break down what worked, what definitely didn’t, and how a story built on rewinding time ended up needing a fu...

Episode 20: Madame Web In this episode, we stare deep into the spider-silk chaos that is Madame Web — a movie that somehow manages to see the future but not its own plot holes. From badly motivated villains to dialogue that feels like a first draft, we untangle the mess and re-spin the web into something actually worth watching. Expect smarter stakes, sharper characters, and a version of Madame We...

Episode 19: The Great Wall Episode 19 marches straight up to The Great Wall —a movie that boldly asked, “What if Matt Damon saved ancient China… with the worst accent he's ever attempted on screen?” We dive head long into the siege of plot holes, the baffling character choices, and the mythical monster army that somehow still isn’t the strangest thing happening on screen. Join us as we rebuild thi...

Episode 18: The Watch Aliens, small-town drama, and a squad of neighborhood watchmen trying to save the world… but did the movie actually deliver? In this episode, we break down The Watch , uncovering its biggest plot holes, missed comedic beats, and character moments that never landed. Then, true to form, we pitch clever, inspired fixes that could have turned this quirky comedy into a suburban sc...

Episode 17: Green Lantern Ryan Reynolds tried to bring the emerald energy to life… and instead gave us one of Hollywood’s brightest misfires. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the glowing mess that was Green Lantern (2011) — unpacking its wasted potential, overstuffed villains, and questionable CGI suits. Then we do what we do best: fix it. From rewriting Hal Jordan’s arc to grounding the co...

Episode 16: Jungle Cruise All aboard! This week, we’re steering straight into Jungle Cruise — Disney’s wild attempt to turn another theme park ride into a blockbuster adventure. Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt have charm for miles, but can charisma alone keep this ship afloat? We chart the course through the film’s uneven waters, spot the hidden treasure beneath the clichés, and reveal how a few sm...

Episode 15: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Step into the loop with us as we take on Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children — a movie packed with stunning visuals, strange powers, and one seriously scrambled timeline. Tim Burton delivers the mood, but where’s the magic? We dive into the missed emotional beats, confusing structure, and wasted potential of this almost-great fantasy....

Episode 14: The Last Starfighter In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we blast off into the neon nostalgia of The Last Starfighter — the 1984 cult classic that dared to ask: what if beating a video game made you humanity’s only hope? We strap into a Gunstar cockpit to lock onto this film’s missed targets: a paper-thin villain, a love story stuck in neutral, and a universe begging for richer w...

Episode 13: John Carter This week, we travel to Barsoom to rescue John Carter from the red sands of confusion! Disney spent hundreds of millions trying to launch a sci-fi epic—and somehow forgot to tell us who John Carter even is. We break down how this interplanetary adventure crash-landed and reveal how we’d give it the heart, clarity, and the epic twists it desperately needed. Get ready for fan...

Episode 12: Pixels When alien invaders mistake classic arcade games for a declaration of war, Earth’s only hope is… Adam Sandler? In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we plug in to the pixelated chaos of Pixels — a film that promised nostalgic fun but glitched hard on story, tone, and logic. We’ll debug the script, level up the characters, and rewrite the rules so this 8-bit invasion actually...

Episode 11: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we blast into Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets —a film overflowing with dazzling visuals and boundless imagination, but weighed down by flimsy romance and galaxy-sized plot holes. We’ll rework the story to make Alpha feel like a truly lived-in universe, give Valerian and Laureline a...

Episode 10: Wish In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we take on Disney’s Wish —a film packed with potential but that left audiences… well, wishing for more. From a talking goat (which happens to be one of the best parts of the film) to a villain who somehow manages to be both over-the-top and underwhelming, we break down what went wrong and how to make it shine. Could this story of dreams an...

Episode 9: Morbius In this episode, we sink our fangs into Morbius , the Marvel movie that somehow managed to feel both undercooked and over-serious. We break down how a film about a living vampire ended up drained of life, why the villain feels like a bad blood match, and how the story missed its chance to deliver real tension and heart. Then, we roll up our sleeves and prescribe the fixes—sharpe...

Episode 8: The Thunderbolts* In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we break down Marvel’s Thunderbolts* and uncover why this super-team stumbled instead of soared. Why were power players like Ghost, Taskmaster, and Shang-Chi sidelined instead of given their moment to shine? Why did the finale play like a teaser for “New Avengers” instead of a mic-drop ending? And how could a reimagined Sentry...

Episode 7: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Grab your fedora and whip—this week on I Can Fix Your Movie we’re diving into Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny ! Harrison Ford returns one last time as the legendary archaeologist, but did this final adventure stick the landing—or stumble into the past? We’ll break down what worked (yes, there are still thrills and heart here), what didn’t (loo...

Episode 6: Kraven the Hunter This week on I Can Fix Your Movie , we sink our teeth into Kraven the Hunter . one of Sony’s attempts at building its Spider-Man-less Spider-Verse that leaves plenty to be desired, but don’t worry—we’ve got the fixes. From rethinking Kraven’s origin story to sharpening the villain dynamics and giving the film a clear direction, we break down exactly how this movie coul...

Episode 5: Avatar the Last Airbender On this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we dive into the 2010 film Avatar The Last Airbender —yes, the one that left fans of the beloved Nickelodeon series scratching their heads (and maybe screaming into the void). From stiff acting to baffling name changes, we break down what went wrong, what could’ve gone right, and how this movie might have lived up to th...

Episode 4: Twisters In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we chase the storm that is Twisters — a high-octane sequel that promised thrills but left us with more questions than tornado debris. We break down what worked, what got blown off course, and how a few smart changes could’ve turned this movie from a swirling mess into a cinematic hit. From character arcs that need more wind in their sai...

Episode 3: Happy Gilmore 2 In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie , we tee off on the long-awaited sequel Happy Gilmore 2 . We break down what worked, what whiffed, and how the film tries (but mostly fails) to recapture the charm of the original. From aging athletes and recycled jokes to surprise and tired cameos with emotional swings, we dive into how the story could’ve driven the ball further d...

Episode 2: The Gorge. In our next episode, we take on The Gorge —a wild, genre-mashing ride that fuses romance, action, and sci-fi magic into one explosive cocktail. With two deeply flawed and troubled assassins falling hard for each other in a bunker love story, the film dares to be bold... BUT we end up watching two separate movies in the process. We unpack the chaos, explore what could have bee...