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Kamala Harris ate an entire bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. I visited a cult in Virginia. And, last week I told you grown ass adults can't run lemonade stands, but evidently I was wrong! Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broa...

Somebody told me life is giving out lemons, and I'm supposed to sell lemonade now, but that sounds like a pain in the ass. Also, I was being nice this week, and that was a big mistake. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future bro...

Hurricane Debby has come to ruin my summer like spoiled potato salad at a picnic. Jessica prepares for the storm by battening down the hatches. And, I recap my recent journey to the Midwest. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future br...

I had a wonderful show planned, until Mr. Rainwater called in a favor (because I borrowed his power tools), and demanded Moscow Lady Mule's basketball. Enjoy. Gm 1 - 05:19 Gm 2 - 33:08 Gm 3 - 59:55 Gm 4 - 1:22:44 Gm 5 - 1:45:18 Gm 6 - 2:12:10 New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just c...

I had a worthless childhood, and it's time to prepare for the apocalypse by eating out of a bucket. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are rel...

Just when you thought a Trump rally was the safest place on earth, tragedy struck. It used to be harder to be morbidly obese. And, my feud with the Cambodians at the donut shop, unfortunately, continues. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it i...

The 4th of July seemed especially festive this year, and I'm involved in a fued with the Cambodians. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are re...

Ready or not, it's Independence Day. The debate was comical. The economy has gone to shit. And, I reminisce about the glory days of pimping. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT T...

Summer has arrived, which means it's time to live on the streets in cardboard boxes and sleep with chefs. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes a...

Jessica debuts her new album. Enjoy. Track 1 - 1:28 - No Turning Back Track 2 - 4:45 - Lil' Mr. Rainwater Track 3 - 7:15 - Asses On The Line Track 4 - 8:57 - Pure Russian Drops Track 5 - 9:50 - Just The Same Track 6 - 11:05 - Rainwater Love Track 7 - 12:55 - PRR For Life Track 8 - 15:30 - Rainfall Master Track 9 - 17:56 - Scandal Track 10 - 19:30 - Sweatshop Whispers Track 11 - 22:15 - We Won...

I saw a man eating at Taco Bell with a cowboy hat on, and that really ruined my weekend. I miss a nice long 60-minute lunch break where you could really enjoy yourself. And, we check in with my new year's resolutions from January. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compla...

Israel vs. Palestine is like a Red Sox vs. Yankees game. Teachers are overpaid. And, Matthew McConaughey started emailing me again. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER H...

I remember when Memorial Day actually meant something. Strippers shouldn't take baths. And, a woman goes to rehab for a cheese addiction. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the origi...

I think the tooth fairy is selling teeth on the dark web. And, just when you thought golf was dying a slow, boring death, the number one golfer in the world got arrested. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www...

They told me to go out in the dark at 1am to see the northern lights, and I think that sounds dangerous. I've saved over $1000 because my dad is dead. And, a Subway employee has been assaulted because they didn't put enough ham on a sub. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or...

I'm evidently preapproved to work at the community college for six months, despite lacking any necessary skills. Jessica's preparing turkey loaf. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.c...

Brett and I went to the mall food court, which was a big mistake. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ ty for 150 TEXT THE RAIN...

I've forgiven China for everything because I like their chicken. You're running out of time to watch TikTok. And, it's important to know when to give up on your dreams. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. Enjoy...

I don't think anyone actually pays taxes anymore. Golfers can't walk. And, Jessica debuts her new album.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. Enjoy. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original ICC hoodie : https://ic...

No, I don't want to travel to Dayton, Ohio to watch the eclipse. Michigan is slowly becoming Florida. And, Jessica is having a pizza party. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. Enjoy. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the ori...

Is the Showtime Rotisserie Barbecue the solution to obesity? We'll find out today on the show. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. Enjoy. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigca...

It's getting wild down at the Outback Streakhouse. And, you might end up living in the woods, so get ready. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original ICC hoodie : https://icanc...

I never learned social studies because of terrorists. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episo...

It's almost spring. Flowers are blooming, taxes are due, and people are trying to sell you meat out of a 1997 Chevy conversion van. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ the original IC...

This isn't a show that makes a difference. For the first time in years, I had insomnia last night. I tell the story of the man I knew who wasn't housebroken. And, I'll eat avocado toast if I want to. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'...