I Am The Cute One

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Huge thanks to this week’s sponsors! Check out the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, Greenchef! Go to greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This week’s episode is sponsored by oneskin.co! Get 15% off using code CUTEONE!  Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Because Donny is a be...

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a sec...

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, ann...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But a...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother...

Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of...

Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possib...

After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discus...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of ti...

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage...

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobe...

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brain...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, and Hilary Duff’s new b...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. T...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After Chelsea arrives fergaliciously late with her bat eyes and rat ears, Donny airs his grievances about Washington, DC (WHY IS THERE NO WAWA?) Then, they discuss the hottest headlines: Drew Barrymore’s interview with Kamala Harris, the Tony nominations, Barbra Streisand’s “compliment” to Melissa...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory play, the foods least likely to...

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girl...

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt a...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot to...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American G...

Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day t...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they ha...