I Am The Cute One

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussio...

Thanks to our sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to d...

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Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! The original Kate Middleton, Sasha Morfaw, is here to discuss the week’s hottest topics - which.. annoyingly… does not include stingray babies. They do, howeve...

Joseph Shepherd, host of "Exposed," joins Donny and Chelsea to celebrate Donny Appreciation Month (AND Joseph Appreciation Month). They discuss Chelsea's friends getting locked in cars, Donny peeing his pants, photoshopped nudes, and break down "Cruel Intentions" (Happy 25th Anniversary, Kathryn!) This episode originally aired in March of 2022. We will be back next week with Troop Beverly Hills an...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album....

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our commun...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is C...

TGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have taken too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived!  This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again...

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo a...

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why...

TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while...

Happy Valentine’s Day, Cuties! Donny is NOT farting, but he IS trying to make 9/11 happen, much to Chelsea’s chagrin. She approves, however, of shameless self-promotion, so they use this hour to plug their new Youtube channel (subscribe here!) before diving into the surprisingly good “Bridget Jones’s Diary.” Donny and Chelsea may not know how to mingle, but they can answer tough questions, such as...

Yeehaw, baby! It’s Friday, and Chelsea has another catchphrase (for how long? We’ll find out soon enough…) The Cute Ones dive into Drake’s ding dog, the future of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Usher’s Skims photoshoot (Donny wants to be that peach), the reconciliation between King Charles and Prince Harry, the A*Teens reunion, and Tom Holland’s return to the stage in “Romeo and Juliet.” On the Charm...

Before Evan Rachel Wood was working in the Little Shop of Horrors with Darren Criss, she was "Thirteen." No movie depicts sisterhood and bullying quite like this one, and Kelli (Laguna Biotch/Beyond the Blinds) quickly finds out that no podcast embodies those things more than this one, either. The three discuss their middle school aesthetics (bring back sweat bands!) and fooling around in front of...

After a quick retraction about farm expos, Donny and Chelsea discuss the hottest headlines of the week: Britney Spears vs Justin Timberlake (what year is this?), the Vanderpump Rules premiere, Jessica Biel’s shower buffet, Elmo acting as our therapist, Taylor Swift at the Superbowl, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion’s latest feud, Diablo Cody, and Reba’s new sitcom (seriously… what year is this?...

Can something be camp and also cause trauma? The answer is yes (twice) because this podcast exists, and so does 1995’s “Showgirls.” Donny and Chelsea learn about insider training and dive into AI porn (justice for Taylor Swift, but not for the men of Marvel), their very different Vegas experiences, and the logistics of farm expos. Chelsea will probably never pose nude for Donny to paint her, but D...

TGIF, Cuties! Stop deedlebopping and listen to Donny and Chelsea break down the week the best way they know how: by making it about themselves. No topic is left unmentioned: Renee Rapp, The Killers' Las Vegas residency, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Taylor Swift's boyfriend's brother. Donny has been watching Netflix's "The Trust" and "Surviving Paradise," and he has never been so sure tha...

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cU...

Much like Once Upon a Time, this episode goes off the rails quite quickly - well, let's be real, Cuties; it was never on the rails to begin with (much like Chelsea's thought process after hearing Donny's gay Olsen Twin story). Donny reveals another beauty standard that he's not willing to budge on, and Chelsea reminisces about her favorite storyline on The OC (spoiler alert: it's the lezzies). Als...

Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest podcast may not have anything kind to say about... anything really, except... somehow I Know Who Killed Me. Cuties, buckle up for the biggest twist in cinematic history... that you already know because Donny ruined it for you in every episode the past six months. Besides trying to explain the plot, the three also discuss cat anatomy, Donny's short stories, lying relat...

Hi, I'm Tom. Get ready, Gen Z - it's Adam Sandler Day, and Chelsea and Donny are here with extra fishy fingers to recap his and Drew Barrymore's romcom about neurological trauma, 50 First Dates. They also discuss ghosting, gaslighting yourself into thinking you're drunk, and the appropriate amount of time before spoiling a movie's twist. Then, Chelsea educates Donny on the DMV sniper, and Kate Bos...

Happy New Year, Cuties! This week, Donny and Chelsea are watching "The Family Stone," a movie that makes them both ugly cry and makes Donny... let's say feel the love. The two discuss the best movies to make your family watch after a grandparent passes, horror stories of BGSC and the ER, and a morning that left Dr. Bald SHOOK. Then, they participate in the most divisive debate of all time: Team Me...