Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

Hello! So, we're trying to get the episodes back to our original brief or around/under half an hour. We don't mind listening to long podcasts and maybe you do or don't but we'd rather do shorter ones regularly than miss two weeks and then spew-out the audio equivalent of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, expect about bodily functions and being broke. Speaking of which, on today's episode of Husband &...

Hello! Sorry about the delay in pods this last week. We're both in funny moods. Not funny-ha-ha. More like funny-oh-****-off-I'm-shutting-myself-in-a-room-for-three-months-funny. However, we're dragged ourselves into our cosy little studio and knocked-out episode 096 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life and today we talk about... • Our states of mind. • The Will Smith incident. • Mother's Day....

We're still stuck at home with the Covid kid but popped into the studio to record our thoughts. Today we cover... • Simon's new studio cable-board (nerd). • Wordle Golf feelings - https://bit.ly/3N90H6Q • Hot Cross Bun News - https://bit.ly/3N6kxQ6 • How to spell "sjuzch/zjuidge"!!! • Our new game we invented... Deliveroulette. • Pete Doherty getting clean - https://bit.ly/3JuzIQS • His new music...

Hello! We popped-in to record episode 094 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life because there's a heck of a lot going on. We talk... • St Patrick's Day. • Fresh Covid troubles. • A few statistics. • Adult embarrassment. • A Wordle Golf update. • The new emoji updates. • Netflix doing the dirty. • West Side Story. • Turning Red. • The Adam Project. See you next time! x Support this show http://su...

A very busy episode today... • Statistics round-up. • Pop vs rock. • More on loo roll brand loyalty. • Lazy emoji. • Holding a grudge. • Wheels vs Doors. • The gross shower gel video: https://bit.ly/37n7BFk • Driving both the girls to school. • Poorly food research. • Wordle Golf Rules (with inventor, Rob). • Lorra's cash machine rant. • Simon's unusual delivery man spot. • The dog and the baguett...

Hello! Just popped in for a smorgasbord of a Sunday Service. The links we talked about are below. We talking about... • Hitting the coffee wall. • Another Expo visit. • Paul Zerdin's show (he got us on stage). • The poo-bag dispenser receptacle. • The poo-avalanche occurrence. • Several Starbucks issues. • Sexy morning hair. • Lorra's 'Brian Harvey' incident. • Little-big injuries. • The show's ca...

Hello! Simon is at Death's door, as are all men who have the sniffles. But, like the trooper he is, he limped to the studio to record this episode. Was it worth it? Well, there's a decent bottle joke in there. We also talked about... • Simon interviewing Paul Zerdin (watch: https://youtu.be/RyXV4dXoLmo ). • Betsy Pearl interviewing Paul Zerdin (watch: https://youtu.be/uDjdRTZnWAo ). You can buy ti...

Hello hello! Simon was test-running a new hotkeys app today. It wasn't perfect but he'll fine-tune it. On today's episode we talk... • Falling in love at the tennis. • Hollywood celeb closeness. • The No-Booze Hangover. • A really unusual shower gel issue. • Lorra's Facts Machine. • Simon's unfortunate neighbour incident. See you next time x Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wif...

Hello! First of all, we're back quizzing! If you fancy a great night out, where we will be gathering content for podcasts as we quiz, here are the details... The Dubai Quiz with Catboy & Lorra 8-10pm Wednesday 2nd March 2022 Oak Live Bar, Courtyard by Marriott Al Barsha (Behind Mall of Emirates) Book your tables by Whatsapp - 050 113 9873 Back to the podcast. We talk... • Dubai's Museum of the...

The majority of this episode centres on our early morning hike to Showka in the mountains of the UAE today. In fact, the first couple of minutes are actually on the hike, then we're back in the studio. Click here for photos: https://bit.ly/3H2Bo20 Click here for Simon's Insta-stories travelogue: https://bit.ly/3oZ4h9c Recommendations... The Lost Daughter. Trailer: https://bit.ly/3uZiwPh Riz Ahmed'...

Hello! Big and busy one today. Talking: • Valentine's Day debrief. • Coldplay shenanigans. • Simon outing Lorra's gig-negatives. • Lorra did her first Insta live... ish. • Lorra teaches Simon about Modibodies. • Bad day at the dentist. • The return of nut-fisting. • Some listener feedback. Here's where you can get that lavender vegan chocolate: Amazon Here are links to today's recommendations... M...

Hello! Today we are talking about... • The WASSAP/WHAZZAP phenomenon. • A Coldplay tickets update. • Internet reliability. • "Spencer", the pointless Princess Di film ( trailer ). • The couples version of standing on Lego. • Our deep-dive review of visiting our friends' house. • A Valentine's Day surprise for Lorra is revealed LIVE! Hope you enjoy it. We'd love a review, a 5-star rating and a pyra...

As announced, somewhat surprisingly, by Lorra on yesterday's podcast, we were going hiking today. This is the "what happened when we went hiking in the United Arab Emirates" episode. We discuss... • Yellowjackets (top tier TV, which we finished last night). • Lorra's hiking prep last night. • Air-frying. • A later start than we'd wanted. • Simon's proper hiking shoes & baby-skin feet. • Failed...

Hello! We've popped in for a quick Friday session, talking... • An accidental swimming cat. • The kicked cat. • The main animal men throughout life. • Hairdresser bravery. • Filming at Global Village. • Lorra's small army of Coldplay clickers. • When 'old' actually is. • A top-notch Russian security guard. • Lorra's hiking surprise. As you'll hear, we are going hiking first thing tomorrow mor...

Ideally you should listen to today's podcast with your partner. We take a deep dive into a survey of thousands of married couples, regarding what the ingredients to a happy marriage is. Trigger warning... One of the statistics CAN NOT BE RIGHT!!! Before that, Simon asks Lorra a hypothetical question about Coldplay's upcoming Expo 2020 concert and we discuss how today's Wordle answer was in America...

Hello! A quick (well, half hour) catch-up featuring... • The Britishness of crisps in the car. • Lorra's profoundly in love with Zoflora. • A baby jam update. • The pre-recording bank text. • Bamber Gascoigne & side facts. • Promising quiz meetings. • Paying £50 for eight doughnuts. • Lorra dabbling with the send-once photo option. • Simon's Stats (with music). • The Winter Olympics & The...

Hello! Once again, if you'd like to contact the pod, drop us an EMAIL . We popped into the studio straight after rolling out of bed for today's chat. We have... • Your toast feedback. • Marriage and being 'monogam-ish'. • Rhubarb & Custard Creams. • Is there too much choice nowadays? • Lorra's crafty Viva (DubAldi) pop-in. • Encountering spite drivers. • A dad taxi debacle. We also sort-of rec...

Hello! Let's start with our email for contact... husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Please get in touch about anything... Replies to our discussions, your thoughts, your ideas, your Wordle scores... We love to hear from you. On episode 80 of HAWSTL, we talk... • Lorra's surprise look on the dog walk today. • Zoflora, Swarfega & the vaginal douche. • David Guetta's 4am alarm call. • The ballad of the...

Hello you! Another episode so soon after the last ramble. Yes! But we had a few good things to talk about... • James Blunt debrief. • Lorra getting on the Wordle bandwagon. • The etymology of "Jurassic Parking". • Things we've "Jurassic Parked" (old & new). • Lorra's horrible "Would You Rather?" question. AS ever, we'd love to hear from you on anything we've talked about, or anything you'...

Hello! Today we rabbit-on for a good while about: • Simon's "Hey man!" accidental, constant misgendering. • Inside Out Day. • Lorra's life goal. • The 'cheer-up' delivery to an empty house. • The psychology of hating Wordle. • When cheap is better than posh (cheesecake edition). • Words that you say wrong but it's too late to change. • Cassette tapes. • The arts festival we've just been to. Get in...

Hello! Today we're talking... • Weather. • Stolen weekends. • Theme Parks. • Lorra's reaction to hot food. • Lorra's attempt at the takeaway triple. • The dog at death's door. • The cats bedroom surprise. • The vet. • The different leagues/divisions of pizza. Enjoy! If you want to get in touch, please email us at husbandandwifepod@gmail.com We'd like to hear about your strange obsessions. Suc...

Hello. Happy Friday! Today we're talking... • Meat Loaf memories. • Ooni pizza ovens and hating stuff that's popular. • A bank fraud update. • Our feelings on automated phone services. • An unplanned night out (and afters). • Some follow-up on Simon's blinky OCD. • Simon chatted to James Blunt about sex music. • We talk (with no spoilers) about our feelings towards 'After Life'. Here's the full in...

Hello! We haven't seen each other all day and basically switched the mics on as soon as we both got home. There's a bit of tension which we didn't want to talk about but almost did. We also covered... • Some replies to your comments regarding past podcasts. • Blue Monday and it's self-fulfilling prophecy properties. • Betsy Pearl being accident prone. • The couple Simon found on his car. • Th...

Hello again! Keen to get the settings right on the roving mics which Simon messed-up so badly on ep.72, we recorded the drive to fetch the little devil from her performing arts school, during which time we talked about... • Lorra feeling a bit poorly. • Simon describing how the first weekend proper of the new year has left him feeling lost. • Simon & Lorra's review of the evening crisps of Viv...

TRIGGER WARNING: On today's episode, we talk about breast cancer in depth and how it's affected us over the Christmas period. Hello. We're back! So soon!!! Simon has done a 4hr radio show today, followed by a 2hr podcast interview from the UK and feels like he's doing what he describes as the 'radio knobhead world record attempt' (apologies to all radio knobheads who've attempted the radio knobhea...