Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

We’re back in the shed/studio for another half hour of waffle. Today, we chat about… • Weighing-up whether to get the ‘sexologist’ on the podcast. • Should we accept a sponsorship offer? • Why we popped-down to the VE Day celebrations. • What made us cry. • Fenced-in with tosspots. • New shorts chocolate karma. • A couple of lottery wins. • Tremendous tube good luck. • Repeated theatre phone dropp...

Here we go then. Back in the shed/studio for another waffletastic session. Today we cover... • The Maypole’s naughty connotations. • The fear of country villages. • Films we actually almost appeared in. • A candlewick marriage-ender • The London Marathon. • Controversial Big Brother opinion (?) • Lorra’s bus bell incident. • Annoying shouty woman incident. • Getting IDed & day-drinking in the...

We’re back after a bit of a gap, due to lfe logistics (as we explain). Coming up on this epic ep… Back in Prickler’s Studio (the shed). Simon’s parents paid their inaugural London visit. Brotherly privacy vs likes & views. Aggro at the local pub quiz. The females in our family are all concert nutcases. A feline dirty protest. Overdoing it with the Cryptic Easter Hunt. Is there such a thing as...

Hello you! A gorgeous suny morning on Thursday 3rd April 2025, so what better way to spend it that sat indoors recording our podcast?! Today, ranting and raving and mainly disagreeing about... • Spectacles distraction. • Listener hot cross bun feedback from Australia, mate. • Things accidentally-on-purpose going up bottoms. • Toilet brush water incident. • An incredible bit of London fashion spott...

Hello you! Here's a short one, because we had microphone trouble, so we tried to savage as much as we could. Normal service will resume on ep219. Still, it's worth a listen, if you're content with our content! Today, we waffle about... • Lorra’s chills because of Simon’s mould battle. • More international listener feedback. • Hot Cross Bun heartbreak. • Surprise Fruit. • Aliens’ nuts. • Simon’s im...

Hello you! As you may have noticed, we've updated our cover art with a brand spanking new photo (the last one was taken a few years ago). Hope you like it! A fantastic chat today (recorded Thurs 20th March) talking about... • Shout outs to our international emailers. • The age group of ladies Simon attracts. • What three words would use to describe each other? • Lorra’s haircut and an interesting...

Hello you! Well, Simon's back from Scotland, so we're back in front of the mics and apping away about... • Talking about your emails from around the world (then totally forgetting to read them out) • False Spring • First mow of 2025 • Constipation or diarrhoea? • A 12-hour drive • Scotland highlights • Running a 10k for the first time • Did Lorra miss Simon? • A filthy musical • Tyler the Creator’...

We recorded this episode over a week ago, pre-Oscars. The reason for which will become apparent when you listen. A possible bous episode coming this week. But for now, we're talking... • Our worldwide reach • Fast February • Spring appearing • Aldi Chat - Lorra’s cocktail cans collection • A surprise road trip to Scotland • Finding early relationship email filth • On the road podcast idea • Arguin...

Apologies for the gap in pods last week. Half-term busy business took over and, try as we might, it was impossible to find time to squeeze one in. Today, we catch up on... • Shopping list feedback • The East Barnet Aldi Dead Zone • A low-rent Valentine’s purchase • Which generation is having the most s*x • Having all the kids back home • Is 22 the final nail in the childhood coffin? • The effects...

Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemusement at younger generations, including... • Standard British weather chat. • The Wetherspoons Challenge. • Celebrity 'beg friends’. • Lorra’s post-argument ‘move’ when she wants to make-up. • Dad’s hav...

January has finally ended. And we're back with episode 212 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We'd love you to get in touch (email below), whether it's something you'd like us to talk about, something your partner does that makes you want to do a little bit of murder, or some stupid rubbish you've read online you'd like us to dissect. Today we're talking about... • A tough week and av...

Hello! A slight technical difficulty (Simon THE IDIOT didn't plug his microphone in!). We did our best to make it listenable but the processing has got rid of some of the laughter. So apologies for that. But it's too good an episode to throw out. Today we talk about: • Blue Monday origins. • Storm Eogwgwggyn. • Weather waffle - London vs Scotland and the Isle of Wight. • Simon follows upon&nb...

Here we go with ep210 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ aka #HAWSTL. Still in the living room, because it’s too cold to record ion the shed/studio. Today, we waffle about… • The annoying (perma-hungry) dog. • A quick Christmas round-up. • Games we played (Six Second Scribbles, Beat That, Hues & Clues). • London’s ‘Pay What You Can Afford’ pub. • A ‘Temu’ rant. • January DEATH DAY. • Li...

We're back for pt.2 of the New Year Catch-Up! Today (or rather, the other day) we talk... • Things that aren't believed-in anymore. • Halloween & Bonfire Night. • Remembrance Day thoughts. • Both of our birthdays and how we did on gifts. • Nerdy, old-school, online forums. • Lorra's last minute, extra pressie request. • -5ºc running and trying to shower afterwards. • Live shows we've seen. • A...

It’s a new year’s miracle. We’ve got off our backsides to record another bumper three-part compilation of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’. And BOY do we have a lot to talk about… And BOY is most of it depressing?! On today's episode, we chat about: • Why the big gap? • Why we’re indoors, as opposed to the Shed Studio. • Wearing layers. • Lorra is a Tinder anomaly. • Honey’s (older daughter)...

Back in the shed/studio for ep207 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/VzqY6S6fVHQ Today we cover... • A double fall • Awful bath calamities • Ploughman's social media sexism • A leaping mouse • Adventures with Michael McIntyre • Doing the darts dance • The controversial Burger King ad • Waitrose celeb spotting If you'd like to get in touch, you can e...

Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover... • Our first proper night alone in years • Autumn (& Autumn decorating) • Foraging • Pumpkin aesthetics • The Christmas Box • A mulled-wine cut-off • Running, sneaky shoes & sore nips • Soho adventures • Video conferencing issues If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail...

Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed! Today, we're talking about... • A close shave (of the head variety) • Your 'puff' feedback from episode 204 • A Kids update • Lorra's portable bath • Amazon lists • Pornstar Martinis for kids • The scho...

We're back and this episode has been beset with technical gremlins, so we've only got audio for you this time. But plenty to chat about, including... • Ibiza • Notting Hill Carnival • Leo doing the impossible with a tin opener • Charlie the Frenchie and our fruit trees • Taking Honey to uni • Van rental nightmare • Wardrobe nightmare • Dad inadequacy • The Shower gel & puff incident • Autumn's...

Welcome to the final episode of our Summer Special/Catch-up. And have we saved the best for last?! • A walk in the woods. • Accidental cottaging. • Couch to 5K. • A round-up of all the West End shows we've been watching. • A lovely surprise for our daughter. Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here:  https://youtube.com/@catboyradio If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here:&n...

Here we go. Part 4 of our Summer Special/Catch-up. Get your ears around this... • Attending a podcast convention. • Encountering celebs. • Lorra talks to Sam Thompson. • Simon gets outed for an accidental pub pump. • The longest day of Simon's sober life. • Rounding-up Betsy Pearl's first year at school in the UK. • How much stuff she's lost. • Starbucks being legends. Don't forget you can watch u...

It's Part 3 of our Summer Special/catch-up. Today we talk... • Walking into the wrong pub on Match Day. • The Euros. • Our complicated relationship with the flag. • A disgusting experience at a local pub. Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here:  https://youtube.com/@catboyradio If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here:  husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our soci...

Hello again! We made it to 200 episodes. Hope you did, too. THis is the second part of our Summer Special/catch-up of the last two months. On today's episode... • Which FRIENDS are we? • Swapping Aldis and the issues that brought. • The supermarket '£70 Rule'. • Lorra getting age-checked. • The return of our old friend, COVID. Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here:  https://youtube.co...

Look who's back! Apologies for the hiatus. All is revealed in this, the first episode of our SUMMER SPECIAL! Over the next couple of weeks, we're putting out five episodes we recorded back to back, featuring the highs and lows of the last couple of months. On today's episode... • Moving house. • The new house. • Our insane, new neighbour. • Grabbing free stuff on Bin Day. • Facebook Marketplace ab...

Ey up! We're back with episode 198 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including... • Moving house • Road rage • Pond business • Epic spanner work • A nasty accident • • A guest suite idea • Lorra's boozy session • An amazing fart story Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/OzG2KvspZBQ If you'd like to get...