Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

Hello! Here's part 2 of the Easter Trilogy, talking about ping-ponging from London to Norwich and back. What we saw, what we did, what we loved, what we hated, what we ate... A bit of everything, really. Another celeb-spot. The weather. Buses. Hats. Overpriced attractions. Episode 3 of the trilogy, dealing with the oft-mentioned illnesses, tumours, lumps, operations, etc. will be posted inn a day...

Hello! Guess who's back... Well, don't guess. If you're reading this, it's obvious. We've recorded 3 podcasts today. This episode concentrates on firstly being deluged by Silence of the Lambs moths this week. We then move on to talking about musicals. You'll have no doubt heard the news about inebriated patrons being forcefully ejected from a Manchester theatre for singing along to The Bodyguard's...

Check one-two! We are coming to you live from London. Marylebone High Street, to be precise. We're recording roadside, outside a Pret... because that's all anyone in London ever seems to talk about... Bloody Pret! This street has special significance to us, as it's where we spent time when our son was having his big surgery on Harley Street. Quite emotional being back. We talk about the trip here....

An unusual sounding podcast for ep144 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’. To start with, we recorded this one laid in bed on Mothers Day night, as we prepare to fly to London first thing Monday morning. We talk about Simon’s latest visit to the hospital, which diverts into a chat about locks on toilet doors, before a brief description of Simon’s medical woes. Then [trigger warning] there’s...

Hello! Thanks for listening! Today we start with Simon's magical podcast cardigan, some grey hair drama, eyebrow abuse and then we move onto our subject of the day... Rude people. It's quite triggering, to b honest. If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here: Simon on Insta:  https://www.instagram.com/catboy92/ Lorra on Inst...

Hello! On episode 142 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we delve into the murky, freaky world of bugs. Before that, we talking about Lorra eventually getting her hair done and her unusual way of planning things like this and th dog's glands. We also discuss being an expat and the transient nature of friends passing through our lives. Then we get onto bugs... Cockroaches... Weevils... Drugs...

Hello! On ep.141 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we start with a bit of 'Intrnational Women's Day' chat (that's when we recorded this episode). We then move onto hospital chat. Simon has been in and out of hospital quite a lot over the last couple of weeks, due to several things. And the fun has been non-stop very since. Find out how invasive the invasive procedures have been and how out...

Hello you! Thanks for having a listen to us on 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We have now been heard in 107 countries around the world and, at time of writing, had our highest ever chart position! So, that's nice. On today's pod, we start with messaging woes. Lorra did a WhatsApp boo-boo. We talk the one-view photo, an awful email story that could've changed everything and then we tell Lo...

On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we're fresh from finishing the second series of 'Clarkson's Farm', so we air our feelings about Jeremy Clarkson and make the case for and against him. Is he a meat-headed buffoon? A media genius? A Megalomaniac? A good guy who is bad for the exposure? Before that, Lorra opens her latest Amazon purchase and it comes as a bit of a surprise...

Hello! On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we're heading towards a chat about Shakespeare. But before we get there, we discuss Simon's recent loss of taste, a marriage toothpaste battle, Lorra's old underwear and windscreen wipers. If you'd like to get in touch, email is here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or follow us on our socials here: SIMON INSTA  https://www.inst...

Hello! Thanks for listening to 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. We hope you like, subscribe & leave a lovely review of the show! Grovel, grovel! We start today with Simon stressing about a hospital visit, then we get onto stats about driving the kids around. Who actually enjoys doing it? We discuss falling asleep at the wheel, motorway service stations, arguing in the car, Lorra's life a...

Hello! We recorded ep136 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ whilst suffering mild exhaustion. It’d been a long day.  When we got on to the subject of coffee shop annoyances, we discussed when the word ‘barista’ became a thing. We think it was around the same time as ‘mixologist’. Both w*nky hipster speak. This lead onto Simon talking about a David Guetta surprise at the Brits. We...

Hello! Thanks for having a listen to 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL). Today we're ironically having small-talk about small-talk. However, we start with this morning's pain-in-the-backside, family excursion to the local shops for breakfast. How difficult is it to just get out of the bloody house?! We discuss whether or not kids today are too mollycoddled. Cow danger is brought-up....

Hello lovebirds (or not)! Hot on the heels of yesterday's episode, we wanted to acknowledge VD... Valentine's Day. Love it or hate it, it's a thing. We started by talking about a special skill/ability most women seem to possess. We chat about half-term-keeping-up-with-the-Joneses. Then we get to the meat of Valentine's Day... Does marriage kill it? When was our last proper bit of romance? We also...

Hello and thanks so much for having a listen! On episode 133 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we sound a bit different because we're recording on different mics in our living room. For no extra charge, you'll get AC noises and some unforeseen interruptions. As we approach Valentine's Day, we chat about the only person in our family who has something planned... Our ten year old daughter! W...

Hello! On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we start by talking about how numerous precariously-balanced grocery boxes could not only lead to Simon's death but also to a decent discount code for a widowed Lorra from Kibsons. We also discussed how Lorra's Day 1 of 'wall pilates' looked like the crime scene from a popular real-life Netflix crime documentary series. The main...

We start episode 131 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' with Simon (fresh from the school run) talking about the car front seat. Lorra has some heartbreaking news about 'the favourite parent'. And then we get into the main meat of today's podcast... Doctor discomfort. Trigger warning... There's body part mentions and talk of some very painful and surprising examination experiences. You can...

On episode 130 of HAWSTL, we start with a chat about Lorra's TV cardigan (as seen on 'The Midnight Club') before moving on to subject du jour ... Booking holidays. We start with why we're being forced to book an extra trip this Spring. Simon has valuable advice for any couple who are pre-kids or even have one on the way. We ask the question are airlines modern-day highwaymen? (*Spoiler alert: yes)...

Hello! This pod should've gone out over the weekend but as you'll hear, we had a discussion/talk/blazing-argument (delete as applicable) an ran out of time. One of Britain's top radio, medla law and podcast consultants, Paul Chantler, gave us some free consultation (in fact, it cost him a really expensive meal in Dubai), so we've tried a new approach to this episode... With a bit of real-life prea...

Hello! Thanks for popping by. On today's podcast, we talk about Lorra's achievements through the week (she promised in the last episode that she was going to try to do something for herself). We also talk tea towels. The rules of tea towels. How a tea towel in a certain position can give you full-on chef vibes and more. There's a bit of tea towel nostalgia, too. We discuss whether or not cakes sho...

Hello! Happy New Year! We know we shouldn't be saying that on 15th January and we actually start by discussing the cut-off for saying 'Happy New Year'. Other topics today include... • Simon's route to the studio to avoid human interaction. • Lorra's celebrity dream. • The World's Best Sandwich™ • Leo's 'Pimp My Ride' Christmas transformation. • Our first ever vindaloo. • New Year's Eve, the highs,...

Here's our Christmas special... A little bit of chat about feeling Christmassy, something that was definitely not slippers on Amazon and then we get into creating the perfect Christmas film. We'd love your feedback on this. Email husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Merry Christmas! x Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Shooting-off to do our last quiz of the year, so not much time for waffle but we will try to get another pod recorded pre-Christmas. Today we talk about Simon suffering a cycling affliction he's never had before. We also discuss what it's like having the house full again. We discuss The Traitors & Bill Bryson's new audiobook. And an After Eights discussion gets heated. Let us know whose side y...

Hello! It's been a while. Lots been going on but we wanted to get back in the saddle with a birthday bradcast for Simon. It's a relatively quick one for us, at just over half an hour. We talk... • Ovens & air fryers. • Betsy Pearl's residential trip. • World Cup. • Dads and their glory days. • Songs. • Bikes. • Lorra's sexy physiotherapy. As we mention in the podcast, a huge thank you to those...

Hello! Apologies for the HUGE seventeen days since our last podcast. It's just been the same old parenting shenanigans. We won't bore you with it... Or maybe we will! On today's ride of the wafflecopter... • Busy-ness. • Parenting with nor respite. • Food ghosts. • Boys vs Girls at causing dementia. • Fingering food. • Broken oven. • New phone. • Birthday/Christmas verbal contract. • Charge anxiet...