How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a lotto millionaire and our friend Rachel Quaintance joins us to talk about her time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an earthquake and the wonderful Cathy Ladman joins us to talk about surviving a different kind of aftershock. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive attacking Africanized Honey Bees and our friend CeCe Pleasants joins us to talk about surviving her Hawaiian honeymoon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon (Garden Squirrel) discuss their weird fears plus we learn about some listener fears of their own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dog attack and the hilarious Blaine Capatch joins us to talk about a "ruff" night traveling to a gig. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the desert and our guest Kacey Spivey shares her story about being trapped in the desert on a date. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped in an elevator and Dr. Priyanka Wali joins us to share her harrowing story on a trip to Hawaii! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators, and our very special guest Mindy Sterling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In this week’s episode, Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive a lightning strike. Plus the wonderful  Alison Rosen  shares a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. Kristine quizzes Danielle and Garon on some common  lightning myths and facts . After Kristine shares a ton of information on  lightning safety  and  first aid  she digs into...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. You WILL go in the water again, after this episode of How to Survive With Danielle & Kristine! Danielle rocks her sexy schoolmaster signature look. Which is very much IN STYLE Kristine explains how Invisalign works...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to discuss digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! Here is an excellent piece of writing in Oprah Daily, by Samantha Vicenty (thank you Samantha) to help spot the warning signs of a cult. Read Hassan's full BITE model here . New Yorker piece- What Makes a Cult...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her Best , is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! Danielle doles out all the wisdom on How To Survive a building collapse and shares the incredible story of Reshma Begum , a woman in Bangladesh who was tra...

This week Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive deadly falls, and NBC’s Superstore's own Chris Grace stops by to share his harrowing tale of flying during the holidays without his ID, doing forced Improv in the Denver airport, all in an ugly sweater. Chris Grace shares his misadventures at the Denver airport doing improv for Delta airlines . Subscribe to our podcast: https://www.podhowtos...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime, and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. Episode 29 Show Notes In this week’s episode, Danielle schools Kristine and the audience on avoiding doing time if you ever find yourself being falsely accused of a crime. Danielle shares the riveting s...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants — itching! swelling! sweating! And that was just us in the studio. Then Paul F. Tompkins (The Great North, Comedy Bang Bang) joins to share a hilarious story about getting fired from one of his earliest jobs, obviously told with his trademark wit and incredible charm. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!...

Danielle and Kristine explore how to survive a car accident, while Scott Aukerman comes by to talk about a childhood bike crash he’ll never forget. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .