How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides — the warning signs, the destruction, the utter unpredictability. Then Lauren Ash (Superstore) joins to share her unforgettable story about the day she fully, completely, undeniably shat her pants… and how she survived the aftermath with dignity? You decide! 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New ep...

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche — " escape", "drop", "swim ." Then, The Office's Oscar Nuñez joins to share hilarious stories about being totally broke in a big city, complete with kooky decisions and sitcom-level survival tactics. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy...

Learn How To Survive venomous spiders plus comedian and traveling podcaster Mike Siegel shares his experiences with food poisoning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a blackout plus Jane Edith Wilson is here to discuss living in the shadow of her genius sister. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Learn How To Survive deadly flesh-eating bacteria and Danielle shares a story from Freshman Year of college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tsunami and later Christine Blackburn tells a story about surviving peeing her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn how to escape a sinking car and guest Jackie Kashian talks about an embarrassing time from her drinking days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Join Danielle and Kristine and learn how to survive a pirate attack on the open seas plus our guest Murray Valeriano tells us about a time he was attacked when he was with his pirate friend! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a home invasion and Jessie Gaskell (Inside Conan) talks defending her home from raccoons! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle & Kristine discuss the stalking of famous actresses and what to do if it happens to you. Plus, the hilarious and charming Grey Delisle joins HTS to share some of Victoria's Secrets. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle shares her harrowing tale of being held up at gunpoint and valuable tips on what to do if it happens to you. Also, the comedy magic of the Marx Brothers and Julie Brister (Goliath). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine re-visit The Day After, Silkwood, and Stephanie Zimbalist. Guest Matt Weinhold reveals that metalheads aren’t as nice as we expected. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine share tips for surviving one of California’s biggest dangers (aside from earthquakes, mudslides, drought, heatwaves, oh never mind), and comedic actress Alex Alexander shares a hilarious story about being fired while holding a bag of wigs in her hand. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .