How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive catching body crabs and Griffin Kelly joins us to talk about how she survived an ever growing horde of land crabs! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme sunburns and Lisa Arch joins us to share her experience during the '94 Northridge Earthquake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive creepy crawly centipedes and Andy Kindler joins us to share his story about the time a store he was working at was robbed by armed men! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as an evangelical Christian. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra com...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting sick while you're traveling- it's very common, and actress (Superstore) and musician Lauren Ash joins us to share her experiences on her sold-out UK tour! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comed...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a government cover-up, and Amy Landecker joins us to share her experience filming her first nude scene! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and surv...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a Cyclospora outbreak and Jessie Gaskell returns to share her story of catching Norovirus See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow! Patreon.com/PodcastHowToSurvive See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups and Jennifer MacClean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the boogie man, aka creepy guys at clubs, and Oliver Pardo is back to share his first time clubbing in Los Angeles! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy b...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their comedy partnership! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and surv...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cheating spouse, and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips....

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive RV LIVING! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat-borne hantavirus. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the cursed hot flashes, and comedian Allan Murray shares his experiences as a warm-up comic for television. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and...