How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave — seek shade, hydrate, and watch for the red-hot red flags. Then beloved comedian Tig Notaro joins to share hilarious stories about her school days, her childhood coolness (or lack thereof), and the lessons she learned along the way. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy P...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute — panic, free-fall physics, and all. Then Rainn Wilson joins to share stories about living in New York City during the wild, weird, wonderful ’80s. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us o...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin, and the fantastic Alice Hamilton shares a wild story about a journey to the Space Needle. Our topic this week was How to Survive a  Sea Urchin's Needle Fun news in Science:  Scientists Solve A Sea Urchin Murder Mystery. Black Sea Urchins  are disappearing. Danielle shared full-time traveler Richelle...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee joins us to discuss growing up in poverty. Our show wouldn't exist without YOU, our listeners, so thank you for your  reviews , following us on  social media , joining  Patreon , and all the ways you've supported us! Speaking of Listeners: Congratulations to Patti McAnally, Joshua Taback, & John Co...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own. Some strategies for surviving narcissistic parents. One daughter's stor y of surviving a narcissistic mother. Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE at checkout for 10 percent off you...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder , and our friend Jamie Denbo talks about her time on a trashy reality show. Hoarding is hard on families! The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD. Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE at checkout for 10 percent off your first month. Check out our Patreon! The NEW   Merchandise  is here Instagram Twitte...

This week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and  John Ross Bowie joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis! Our episode this week was on  Ebola! Ebola has a  cousin. Want to know some  more details  on this harrowing virus? Recovery information Nelly's story Unicef  is a great organization if you want to give! H...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out-of-control crowd, and our friend Matt Belknap discusses his early soul-crushing industry job. Here's how  you keep yourself safe. Kristine shared the  harrowing story  of the Itaewon Seoul, Korea, Halloween crowd crush tragedy. More about  the event.  The victim's families are now dealing with  online abus...

Danielle and Kristine discuss how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders. Family Guy writer Travis Bowe shares a story about a rollicking fishing trip to Alaska with his dad. We dived into SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Here are  some ways  to ease this disorder in case you are afflicted. Want to listen to an  NPR Life Kit  on SAD? Danielle shared  the story  of h...

Danielle and Kristine share how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig talks about dealing with a rude audience member. The topic for the episode was Surviving Sociopaths AKA  Antisocial Personality Disorder. Here are  13 Rules for Dealing with A Sociopath. Causes and symptoms .  Statistics  on personality disorders.  A list of " celebrity " sociopaths that isn't a bunc...

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-person auditions: just one more reason to miss the lockdown. Here are some tips on  How to Survive a Boat Crash . Also, beware of the cold. Remember, the opposite of Fire is COLD! Maybe have sex,...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad! We have giveaways coming soon (we ran out of time on our last  Patreon  episode), but we are moving our merchandise to a different company, so bear with us!  Here's a great article  from HuffPost  with lots of se...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious T odd Levin shares his Disney World family trauma. This week is the release of our  Patreon  Bonus episode, in which we  juice up a Garden Squirrel on Prosecco . Danielle brought a very exciting and timely topic to the show, FASCISM! Learn more  here! Danielle's mention of Sean Spicer's claim o...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. The HTS gang is taping another nighttime  BONUS  episode this week, so look out for that soon if you are a  Seek Shelter  Patreon member. This episode is going to offer some fun giveaways! You ca...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler. Check out our Patreon! The NEW   Merchandise  is here Instagram Twitter Facebook Go to  https://www.magicmind.co/howtosurvive  And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with the code HOWTOSUR...

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend. Kristine shared  helpful information  on what to do during one of these nasty storms. Do you want some scandalous secrets of the  Dairy Queen Blizzard?  So that you know, it's not actual ice cream. You...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car! This week's episode covered drug overdose, and Danielle shared a bunch of helpful information. First, some  basic stats  on drug overdoses Follow the  SAVE ME  steps to res...