How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants — itching! swelling! sweating! And that was just us in the studio. Then Paul F. Tompkins (The Great North, Comedy Bang Bang) joins to share a hilarious story about getting fired from one of his earliest jobs, told with his trademark wit and irresistible charm. This is the EXTENDED EPISODE! packed with extra stories and bonus chaos ori...

Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive being sucked into a whirlpool. Emily from The Residuals podcast discusses her sucky neighbors. Resources on whirlpools Old Sow Corryvreckan Naruto Whirlpool survival story Please leave us a review! Check out our Patreon We got merch Our newsletter is fun, we promise Instagram Twitter Facebook See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine break down how to survive common kitchen injuries, and Paula Poundstone shares stories from her days working as a waitress in Orlando. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of our episodes with your Patreon membership! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week on How to Survive , Danielle and Kristine face one of life’s most brutal realities: loss. And joining them is none other than Emmy-winning actor Jon Hamm , who shares a surprisingly heartfelt — and yes, still very funny — conversation about grief, resilience, and the strange ways life forces you to keep going. From the moments that wreck you to the big ones that somehow turn you inside o...

This week Danielle and Kristine get into the halloween spirit by learning how to survive the Salem Witch Trials and Kevin Seccia joins us to talk about how he survived growing up in New Jersey! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive returning from war and the hilarious Nyima Funk joins us to share her experience trying to make a return at a dispensary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being addicted to gambling and Elizabeth Beckwith joins us to share her experience being an extra in the Martin Scorsese classic, Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane hijacking and Daisy Gardner joins us to talk about sharing a birthday with a national tragedy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .