How I Met Your Podcast: A How I Met Your Mother Recap

Ted and Barney compete for a woman and once again, Marshall feels left out. Lily's miserable track record of setting friends up on dates is exposed. Robin gets dumped by a 6 year old.

Ted goes for the "belt", two actually. Lily negs sororities. Steve betrays Jen in sexiest accent scandal.

Real Robin vs Vacation Robin; Barney (Ignatius) and Ted hail from Missoura; Our first glimpse of future Marshall and Lily, Future Marshall nails the best line.

Welcome back to Jen and Steve covering season 3, an objectively better season than season 2. Welcome back Robin from Argentina and we get a couple former pop-stars as well.

Enjoy Ted and Robin constantly playing with Barney's head in the breakup story; Last episode of the great season 2, get ready for the even better season 3!

We get Scooter and Brad in the same episode! Also, Lily and Marshall get married despite mishaps.

Lily and Marshall try spending their last two weeks before the wedding apart; Barney plans to reveal his kinship to Bob Barker when he gets on the Price is Right. Steve sings.

Barney outsmarts the gang for the Bachelor Party; The best bridal shower gift speech EVER!

Marshall and Lily discover living without Ted is no way to live; Barney and Ted finally play lasertag together; Robin springs multiple leaks.

A great flashback episode with our longest Ted/Marshall college flashback yet; Barney learns to drive; We have a new record for highest ranked episode

Barney and Lily put on dreadful but hilarious plays; Ted and Robin fight about "stuff"; Steve had his best closing comment yet, even fooling Jen.

The old Penny is back; who is to blame for Ted missing his flight; Steve thinks he can run a marathon Barny-style

Mike, Matt or Mark is dead and the gang has to postpone the Super Bowl; Barney's gambling origin story; Steve and Jen are Covid free since '93.

Hammond Druthers is back and has broken bad. The gang finds Marshall's New Dart. Steve and Jen cover the movie Palm Springs, list style!

Robin's little sister looks to get busy in NYC; Ted visits his Mecca; Could Scooter have landed on the Lily Moon first?

Steve and Jen argue what Grinch stands for; Lily travels across town with a roomful of Xmas decorations at the speed of light; also a bunch of filler scenes.

Barney fears gay marriage will strengthen the American family. We get a fabulous introduction to Barney's brother James. The couples debate whether it is fun or aggravating to always get hit on.

Lot's of Mall Talk and possibly the greatest 5 minute sequence in comedic television history!

Marshall and Lily elope, sort of, almost; Barney reveals a secret past; Steve finds Robin's bikini shirt strangely titilating.

Barney gets a nickname; We learn about "Crazy Eyes" and a reunification.

Bryan Cranston guest stars as a architect and male organ enthusiast Hammond Druthers; Barney goes on safari; Steve and Jen reveal too much about their Sex Life.

Marshall dates ultimate Bro in Brad; Barney spoons with Lily; Steve and Jen log their 4th week in quarantine.

Barney tries on Ted; We meet BRAD! Jen vents about Steve's lack of interest in her work stories.

Ted's parents throw him for loop with big news; Barney scores big with Ted's Mom (no, not that big); Lily and Marshall tempt each other with calves and cleavage.

We have officially hit prime-time HIMYM! Barney introduces Marshall to the harsh realities of single life by stealing all his prospective dates. Stave off Coronavirus boredom with this episode.