How I Met Your Podcast: A How I Met Your Mother Recap

Ted and Robin are Shmoopies; Lily dates George Clinton and sends Jen into hysterical unyielding fits of laughter.

Ted gives Jen an excuse to lecture us on appropriation; Our first round of HIMYM's obsession with slapping each other; Spoiler!!!! Ted and Robin couple up.

Ted finally gets the Soul Mate call; Lily is the worst; Steve and Jen yearn for Season 2....mostly Steve

The gang crashes Prom; Barney is finally a good friend; sorry, no lists or rankings.

Barney tricks Ted; Ted may be on a date with a Trick (er, sorry, sex-worker); New lists, rankings and factoids.

Ted gets busted trying to open a window before closing a door; Barney, Marshall and Lily fill in time in between Ted and Robin scenes; HIMYP finally gets to watch and cover a new episode.

Marshall struggles with the Bro's; Ted falls behind on care packages; The podcast is a time capsule as it was actually recorded before Ep 1.6.

Victoria gets offered a Donut Scholarship; Marshall gets duped by Barney to interview for his company; Robin throws much shade at Victoria; Steve's top dessert rankings

Barney shows his first sign of being a genius strategist as he gets everyone to tell their most embarrassing stories; Marshall digs into Victoria’s personal history via game night; This is a great episode!!!

Ted and Victoria engage in the most hilarious verbal foreplay ever shown on TV; Lily and Marshall watch from the bathroom; Barney and Robin show why they are the shows greatest couple.

Ted meets a mystery girl; Marshall loves cake; Barney gets help from the Peace Corp; Steve has a new ranking and Jen rolls her eyes.

Ted faces off against a Bridezilla; Lily wants a hippy wedding; Steve has a new wedding related ranking.

Ted surprises the gang with a Limo for New Years with mixed results; Robin ruins Ted's shot at happiness; Steve promises more rankings in the future.

Ted needs the gang's help to remember his blackout night. Learn the answer to the mystery of where the pineapple came from. Hear about Steve and Jen's trip to Guatemala and how we related to Robin in Argentina.

Ted and Robin volunteer on Thanksgiving only to find Barney is a year ahead of them; Marshall and Lily head up to St. Cloud, Minnesota to break bread with a family of giants; Steve and Jen discuss a whole new podcast in the making

Marshall and Ted have a sword fight (not a euphemism), Lily loses her apartment to the world's smallest Chinese Restaurant, meet the Lemon Law. Jen identifies Steve's catchphrase and...it's ok.

Nobody matches well with Ted at a Matchmaker; A Mouse and Cockroach do the Interspecies Horizontal Tango; Steve and Jen have to re-record 10 Episodes!!!

Enjoy Robin strenuously avoiding couple-hood; Endure Ted waiting patiently for a girl he met years ago at a party; Get an early taste of Barney's stratagems for picking up women.

The Gang splits in two, half to a loud NYC nightclub and half hosts a douchey wine tasting party. Also, Ted whines all night, Robin is annoying when over-confident, Barney peels our skin off by calling women "cutlets", Marshall still thinks he has dance moves and Lily is there too.

Ted finds a shirt in his closet that makes him wonder whether some of his past relationship should be revisited, then becomes the worst person in the world. Barney gets Robin to slip dirty words into her news broadcasts.

Find out how Ted recovers from the "I love you" incident; How the gang throws a party 3 nights in a row; How is this episode linked to The Walking Dead; What is Steve and Jen's unhealthy food addiction; more horrible lines from Marshall

How Steve and Jen came to be Podcasters; Why How I Met Your Mother; How Ted met Robin; How Marshall proposed to Lily; How long will it take Barney to be as funny as he gets in later seasons