House Husbands

This week, the boys tackle one of humanity's strangest hobbies: selectively breeding animals and deciding what nature should look like. What starts as a conversation about dogs quickly spirals into questions about ethics, evolution, and whether humans have been playing God for thousands of years. No expertise. No research. Just questions.

The boys reminisce about childhood games, discover that dominoes were secretly the greatest invention of all time, and accidentally diagnose what's wrong with modern society. Topics include parachutes, GTA, robots, Mr. Bigweld, nostalgia, and a growing belief that humanity may have peaked sometime around the invention of dominoes. No expertise. No research. Just dominoes.

Is it rude to say "um, actually" when correcting someone, or is accuracy worth the social cost? The boys attempt to answer this question before wandering into human nature, psychology, gullibility, and several other subjects they are completely unqualified to discuss. Colin may be too trusting. Anthony may be too skeptical. Neither has a source.

Anthony performs a magic trick. A legend named Mister Wizard is born. The trick is then explained in excruciating detail and mocked for the next twenty minutes. Please enjoy responsibly.

Colin unveils his revolutionary idea for a Fake Estate Agency, where every property is completely made up. Anthony humours the idea until he realizes there may be something deeper going on. What starts as a business idea quickly turns into a psychological assessment, culminating in the discovery of Colin's apparent alter ego: Grackle.

Colin debuts his questionable rendition of The Story of O.J. , somehow leading the boys into a debate about basketball greatness. From Michael Jordan to Kobe Bryant, they examine why every all-time great seems to possess at least one alarming personality trait. Topics include competitive insanity, locker room fear tactics, and whether being normal automatically disqualifies you from greatness.

After watching a Michael Jackson movie, Anthony becomes convinced he could’ve gone pro in dance. Colin launches a full fact check offense.

Colin talks to God after an avocado joke falls flat.

The boys discuss adult beverages

The fellas review Colin’s workouts, critique the photos, and attempt to add meaning where there may be none.

Raccoon spotted. Names assigned. Everyone is now “girl.”Colin is pavlovable. Relationships are in danger.

In a shocking medical breakthrough, Colin discovers a brand new disease and immediately diagnoses Anthony live on the pod.

This week the boys tackle the “why” phase of kids and realize… it never really ends. From Disney+ spirals to how bad the internet is getting, we somehow end up reliving the glory days of open-mic lobbies in Call of Duty (and all the chaos that came with it). Then it takes a turn, breaking down that wild Jim Carrey awards show conspiracy before wrapping up with the surprisingly wholesome struggle o...

The boys start with Ratatouille , end with Colin declaring war on Quebec, and everything in between is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Expect hot takes on Pixar, broken French, and a deep dive into some very questionable characters.

A mysterious daily hork echoes through the gym showers, and no one knows who’s responsible. As Colin tries to fit in with the locker room regulars, the boys debate why talking at the urinal is weird and discuss how Colin walks around the locker room like a carefree old man.

This podcast is just a bunch of monkeying around. Title in honour of St Patrick's day, of course.

Are souvenirs secretly GDP?

Anthony battles the man flu, Colin won’t let one joke die, and the boys debate when a joke lands or crashes.

Colin’s memory is a whiteboard in the rain, the boys debate learning styles, question the integrity of the Terry Fox Run, and end up furious at the structural choices in 1984.

What started as a donors list for those who didn’t contribute spirals into a dystopian park where benches are forbidden, and everyone’s on the list. The boys imagine a public space fueled entirely by spite, from banned visitors to unusable benches, all inspired by Colin’s childhood revelation...

The boys revisit Ice Age , unpack the squirrel, and realize it was actually about global warming the whole time

A calm food conversation turns hostile when Colin probes Anthony’s stew habits and then disappears...?

A respectful nod to Tim Robinson...

A photo sparks a conversation that immediately collapses into fish, ink, and Chinese characters that absolutely do not say what you think...

The boys talk about how bad the Leafs are this year (and historically), why jerseys cost a small mortgage, and why not even The Rock could hype this fanbase