House Husbands

The boys start with Ratatouille , end with Colin declaring war on Quebec, and everything in between is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Expect hot takes on Pixar, broken French, and a deep dive into some very questionable characters.

A mysterious daily hork echoes through the gym showers, and no one knows who’s responsible. As Colin tries to fit in with the locker room regulars, the boys debate why talking at the urinal is weird and discuss how Colin walks around the locker room like a carefree old man.

This podcast is just a bunch of monkeying around. Title in honour of St Patrick's day, of course.

Are souvenirs secretly GDP?

Anthony battles the man flu, Colin won’t let one joke die, and the boys debate when a joke lands or crashes.

Colin’s memory is a whiteboard in the rain, the boys debate learning styles, question the integrity of the Terry Fox Run, and end up furious at the structural choices in 1984.

What started as a donors list for those who didn’t contribute spirals into a dystopian park where benches are forbidden, and everyone’s on the list. The boys imagine a public space fueled entirely by spite, from banned visitors to unusable benches, all inspired by Colin’s childhood revelation...

The boys revisit Ice Age , unpack the squirrel, and realize it was actually about global warming the whole time

A calm food conversation turns hostile when Colin probes Anthony’s stew habits and then disappears...?

A respectful nod to Tim Robinson...

A photo sparks a conversation that immediately collapses into fish, ink, and Chinese characters that absolutely do not say what you think...

The boys talk about how bad the Leafs are this year (and historically), why jerseys cost a small mortgage, and why not even The Rock could hype this fanbase

Colin gets Anthony fired up about something he loves, then immediately calls out the physiological side effects of passion. From this, the boys later spiral into a discussion on greasy manipulation tactics.

We talk online gaming culture, Anthony’s misplaced confidence, and Mike Tyson officially resigns from the podcast.

Colin attempts a story. Anthony performs an autopsy. Together, they create something *almost* funny

We roast the lineup, the ticket system, and the existential dread of realizing you’re only number 12 in the queue.

This week, the fellas apply for Don Cherry’s old job, ruin a few reputations, and learn nothing.

The boys wonder what happened to computer labs, how open concept schools ruin everything, and why KidPix still slaps

The Boys Investigate Clam Happiness and Bee Privacy.

Exploring romance, redemption, and the registry...

The first step is admitting your drawer’s full. Anthony can’t let go, and Colin’s just along for the pairing...

This week, Colin and Anthony unpack the surprisingly powerful world of suffixes — specifically, why adding “-phile” to anything suddenly makes it sound oddly intellectual. From “audiophile” to “bibliophile,” to… well, less pleasant examples, the guys explore how language can both soften and sharpen our sense of morality. Things take a turn into the deep end as they debate justice, murder, and the...

"I've got lemon juice in my eyes."

Autumn leaves, empty wallets, and a bag full of clubs you barely know how to use. Colin tees up the question: Is now the right time to start the most expensive hobby on Earth, or should we just stick to mini-putt and call it a day?

Eagles soar, Chiefs wobble, and fantasy lineups burn hotter than a sting ring without Vaseline. Week 3 was messy on the field and in the bathroom.