Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

This episode is chock FULL of corporate sponsorships that we were not paid for. How many sponsors can you count?! We both have sex with Jack Black. Dan relives a Best Buy nightmare. Stephen shares his vitamin routine. What would your last meal be?

We tell the fable and downfall of Hot Karl and how he ruins lives and cereal. Stephen has a terrible breakfast experience, but finds a lost love. Dan goes full frontal, then asks: is Stevie Wonder really blind? He won’t see that KnucklePuck comin'!

We’re not sorry this episode is so long. We go over the rules of Jeopardy so Dan can prepare. We draft our favorite sandwich condiments for your knowledge and pleasure. Is Justin Trudeau who he says he is?

It’s late night! And we’re joined by life long friend Conor Mahoney to talk about what’s inside Subway’s Tuna in our first bit of “Speories.” Also, would you eat a human? Would you lie on your resume? Would you poop with your jacket on? What would you do for the Royal Family?

We’re joined by Juliet Root, Transformation Coach and co-host of The Woo Cast. She talks about bettering ourselves during a pandemic, the dangers of social media, and monkeys. Dan makes a lot of sound effects and plunges into ice. Stephen talks about asteroids and losing his thumbs. ----- Check out the Woo Cast on Anchor and other platforms, and follow Juliet @juliet_root on Instagram!

Actor/Director Bennett Jones joins us in our constant search for a Matt Damon impression, breaks down the impressions we already have, and graces us with new ones we never thought possible. Stephen airs grievances. Dan puts a cube in Optimus Prime’s chest. ———— Please check out Bennett’s film I Am a Knife With Legs, and the upcoming sequel Tango Europa!

We did it. We figured out what the point of HOT PROPERTY is. We talk about porn a lot. Honestly, if you can keep up with this episode, we'll give you an award. Dan enjoys Mac and Cheese. Stephen invites podcast rival Conan O’Brien to the show. Your move, Conan.

The boys recap the Superbowl. How many Girl Scout cookies can two grown men eat? A lot, apparently. Dan travels to Fight Island. After obsessing over Jon Hamm, Stephen uses his platform to try and get a date. Will you win a magical night with Stephn and The Weeknd? #mattdamn!

This week we’re joined by Luna Cafe owner Sarah Levine. We talk about our shared experiences at Chili’s. Sarah talks about owning a restaurant in the times of COVID. Stephen buys another domain. Dan has an unhealthy obsession with Tim Allen. ----- Lunaphilly.com @luna_philly on Instagram

We’ll find out if Stephen kills Lin Manuel Miranda. Dan continues to mis pronounce words, but knows the words to all Weird Al songs. Sarah reads the boys their horoscopes and expose all their flaws. —— https://www.heartpathwell.com/ @heartpathwellness on Instagram!

Sarah Landau of HeartPathWellness joins us to talk Astrology! We learn that Astrology was invented by Helen Mirren. Stephen corrects Dan on how to speak correctly for a distinguished podcast like this one. —— https://www.heartpathwell.com/ @heartpathwellness on Instagram!

Can we impress you? Probably not. You’ll be surprised we spend more than half of our longest episode ever talking about food. Dan rips some chicken. Stephen renews his vows with peanut butter. And what’s that in the sky? It’s Pizza Hut!

We’re joined by the wonderful ladies of the LeadersxDesign Podcast (Krista Serianni and Allie Umansky ), please check out their VERY important work! There’s a lot of time spent talking about poop. Allison kills one of the Beatles. Krista changes the clock manufacturing game. Stephen has a primo collection of domain names. Dan makes Jigglers. —— Please Like, Follow, and Subscribe to LeadersXDesign!...

We’re back with a fresh look! What are we going to do this year? You might not like the answer. Dan has technical issues and finds new faith. Stephen makes a pledge to be a different kind of person. And remember, No One Out Pizzas the Hut.

You should watch the Mandolorian before listening to this episode. Dan picks a new host for Jeopardy, as long as it’s about tacos. Stephen makes a big season finale announcement.

Stephen gets a new video game. Dan visits Blathers the Owl. The boys figure out the difference between Jake and Logan Paul. Dan says Abba-Zabba one BILLION times. Stephen flexes his Survivor knowledge.

We try out Bud Light’s Holiday Seltzer Flavors so you don’t have to. Dan makes a bold claim about comedy movies. Stephen ginger SNAPS. Jenna Kuerzi (of the Depp Impact Podcast) comes in and tries some, and Rob makes his first podcast debut ever!

Dan LOVES Cameo. Stephen spoils The Undoing because it’s terrible. The boys have a Christmas Movie Draft, after Dan learns the rules of how Drafts work. Did your favorite movie make the list?

Stephen starts a give back initiative. The boys reminisce about the Freshest of Princes. Also, they rewrite Rocky, but for robots. They talk about their favorite holiday foods, because they can’t let an episode go without talking about food!

Stephen announces the end of Summer very loudly because he didn’t reset his levels, so the boys decide the best and worst Holiday Songs. Stephen calls out the LA Times. Dan has beef with Best Buy.

Dan starts beef with Eminem. They say goodbye to a legend. A new insult is coined. What is…a sauce?

We’re talking Election Day. They also create an Inauguration Day Battle Royale. We also get a little deep, but remember...no matter what happens with the Election, the McRib is coming back.

Stephen tries to overcome his distaste of Grape Nuts. We talk about a Star War. Dan can’t commit to bits. Also, what if everybody had a mop?

Dan got a hair cut. He also Dies Hard. We talk about Lost probably way too much for a show that’s been off the air for 10 years. We get a little real about politics.

Dan and Stephen are both stressed and depressed, but would they sleep in a wedding dress? This episode is straight up vulgar. We also have dreams of fake Kit Kat bars.