Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

We bring in an expert to help us get through the 2020 Paqui #OneChipChallenge. Stephen almost dies. Dan paces around the room. The rest of the episode was a blur because I'm still kind of recovering to be honest.

We talk about the very different people we were in High School. Stephen searches for a tea relic and adds more names to his Shit List. Dan eats a pumpkin, then smashes a pumpkin. We also answer the question... could Boss Baby be YOUR Boss? Also we have 2 new characters you’ll be excited about!

We talk a lot about video games. Stephen reviews a local carb dealer (@baked_and_smoked) then he makes a list and checks it twice. Dan takes a visit to the Amish market and also discusses the nuances of culture curse words.

We reveal the origins of our podcast’s name. It might surprise you we also talk about Chili’s, Pop Tarts and Candy. Stephen uncovers a mystery about Chili’s. Dan finds a new type of Pop Tarts. We also build a sword.

We went did something interesting...or did we? Stephen brags about his sexual conquests. Dan shares his bathroom habits. Christopher directs a film. Don't tell Dr. Fauci what we did. (Just kidding it was all done safely :D)

Stephen gives a video game review. We write a movie. Dan learns about Love Languages. Mia supplies the snacks. Michael Caine stops by. Also what could we POSSIBLY be doing on Thursday?!

If you thought we weren't going to talk about food this episode, you were wrong! Dan makes a new sauce. Kevin makes microwave chicharrones. Stephen tells a history of the universe.

This week we talk to the Queen Hippie of Upstate NY, Bre Liggan. Bre tells us Woodstock was mostly a lie, and about a time she was almost murdered. Dan gets in touch with gems. Stephen teaches about sourdough starter the best he can.

We're joined by Jenna Kuerzi of the "Depp Impact" podcast. It's also her birthday, so we made a jampacked episode! We try to figure out what we do with our tongues. Dan eats chips on the air. Jenna talks about Johnny Depp's movie career. Stephen solves all the Unsolved Mysteries.

Stephen fixed his audio quality. BB squeaks a lot. Dan and Stephen confront a song from their past and break it down. Dan teaches the Batusi.

This week we are graced by a real Champion...Sean Woods! Sean learns what Cars and Mech Suits are. Stephen ponders the intricacies of insurance. Dan has sleeping issues...but not the kind you'd think. All of us decide it's time to eat Garfield's face.

Dan and I decide we want to get drunk, so we do. Stephen's friend from High School joins them to make sure they don't get in trouble. Then we talk about Hamilton and chocolate bars. 

The title isn't what it sounds like, get your mind out of the gutter. Stephen uncovers a demonic ploy by a popular chain restaurant. Dan uncovers the mysteries of the Mothman. BB tries to be the first guest on the podcast by interrupting the intro. 

I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because this stuffed crust episode involves cheese in pretty much every segment. Stephen explores a new snack. Dan faces his fears. 

I promise you this episode will instill your faith in us. Stephen does a product review. Dan discovers a new cookie. Together, they try to escape Shaq's funhouse. 

Podcasts are hard. We run into some technical difficulties and some emotional difficulty. Stephen finds love for a new food and Dan takes credit for it.