Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

We don’t spoil Dr. Strange. We dance around it, but we don’t spoil it. Stephen has a grievance against Taco Bell, and tries to catfish Dan with an octopus dumpling. Dan unearths a secret that will change the breakfast-verse forever.

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Grab your munchies and ask yourself "Dude, Where's My Podcast?" because this episode is all about that sticky-icky holidaze.

We tell stories about getting trapped in bathrooms and almost getting into fights while we reluctantly compliment our friend Conor. Dan tries to remember the last name of his F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Do you want to watch the ABCU with us?

We discuss the limits of the human body when sick. Stephen reveals an epic dream. Dan learns who Machine Gun Kelly is. Stephen delivers a PSA. Dan has an identity crisis. Tell ‘em Jack sent ya!

You know what we’re talking about. Stephen suffered through 102 degree fever to bring you this, so enjoy it, DAMNIT!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? No? Well I hope you like two tired boys doing Jack Nicholson impressions and singing that song from the Departed.

Episode 85. Our best episode to date, for reasons I can't explain!

We get really nasty and really existential. Stephen takes out his anger on a music streaming service. Dan loves LeBron James. Are you a Toasty Points member?

Dan is on the verge of death and Stephen is in Vegas. Hear tale about all the adventures and food that led to this moment! VIVA VIAGRA!

We’re getting personal and telling some medical stories on this one. Also, we hate Boba Fett, but love Jumbo Donettes! Someone tries to Out Pizza the Hut again. What’s the most amount of pain you’ve ever been in?

Stephen suffers a Mandela Effect…or DOES HE? Can we upload ourselves to the cloud? Did Winnie the Pooh give us all mental disorders? Which Little Debbie are you? There’s no steak at the Golden Corral.

We eat chicken for the first half an hour. Stephen buys a new domain name from right under Pabst’s nose! We also find a Reddit page that we might be experts in. The boys each unlock a New Character in Impressions. How many times did we say Calzony in this episode?

We talk about porn for 30 minutes. Sometimes, waiting for the Game will get you the Thrones. Dan knows football! There’s only one man who can solve this CSI case. What happened Last Christmas?

Dan almost gets into TWO FIGHTS. Apparently Stephen forgot how to use his words. Oreo gives the middle finger to Betty White. The boys do other hijinks too. Who is the rightful King of Internet Dessert Olympus?

Liam Neeson kicks January’s ASS. Stephen quits on octopus dumplings, but not for the reason you think. We learn the fates of Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith’s characters in the Cobra Kai-verse. Are Savage Jims the forbidden fruit of the Macho Man?

We’re here to validate everyone’s secret Chinese food habits and knowledge of Sisqó. Stephen auditions for the lead role in Dan’s new book. Did you know Dr. Scientist has a space station?

One of us has Covid-19. Dan reveals a secret power that could take down the Taliban. All Hail King Hunk Cavill. How much Fruity Pebbles would it take to summon the Devil?

We take a trip down memory lane to watch a classic Dan Scully video. We’ve got HitClips coming out, so please request Hot Property on your local radio station! Stephen goes back to the office, but not for the reason you’d think! How many Jet Li’s are there?

Philly is KILLING the game on murder rates this year! We recollect our favorite Daytalkers and cooking shows. You cannot be Mayor of Flavortown without having had every flavor. Dan gets a shiny new headlamp.

Listen to this while you cook your feast! We wrote a new holiday classic. Dan rehashes his rivalry with octopi. Then we talk about food and Thanksgiving pretty much the rest of the time.

Oreo is making cookie ratios for everyone. Stephen yells at the parking authority. Busting makes Dan feel good. Do you Live Màs?

Full disclosure, Stephen forgot we were recording the podcast tonight. We unlock the secrets of Daylight Savings Time. Dan has a lot of feelings about Dexter, and how it should have ended. Also, Dan’s dream collab comes true!

Squid Game sucks, and we can all admit it. Daredevil should have been called Batman. Stephen takes away Dan’s right to vote. Whoever left us a one-star rating can fuck right off.

Please don’t call the police on Stephen’s drinking habits. When is it ok to get drunker than your co-workers? Dan goes to a FANCY PARTY, then eats through allergies to enjoy almonds. Is Michael Caine retiring or what? Not too many people know that. KFC fucked up again.