Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Happy New Year! We’re going over our resolutions and favorite cheese/cookie combinations. We’ll see everyone in Yummy Yummy Cheese! Juice Force! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

I guess this is our Christmas episode? We definitely don’t list the entire Asylum movie list and make our own turns on popular movies. We check in on Dan’s health and Stephen’s employment journeys. We also have a HUGE announcement. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Dan has his first Pawn experience, and makes a large change that will echoes in the halls of Hot Property lore from here to eternity. Stephen chides a bank, but learns the secret to happiness. We Harbour a love for David. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Stephen’s unemployment woes continue. Dan proposes an orgy for the apocalypse. Lisa Loab AI is coming to haunt us. The McDonald’s Gold Card is real. Someone sued Velveeta. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

It’s Thanksgiving! So we give thanks for our top Marvel Cinematic Universe moments and argue around the dinner table. Stephen almost gets scammed into a job. Dan has an ordeal while getting new glasses. We have merch! tinyurl.com/HotPShop

Stephen steals from a national conglomerate, and gets his small business ideas shut down. The Rock needs to be stopped. Dan has an Alfred moment with his father, then ranks every movie from 1999.

Stephen discovers new technologies. Dan learns Mandarin, maybe. We write the BEST Halloween sketch that’s never been written. Is Wakanda really Forever? How method IS Daniel Day Lewis?

We’re BACK with a SUPERSIZED episode. Dan finally gets to his backlog of Autumn beers. Stephen goes to the World Series. Daniel Radcliffe has 7 sets of abs. Let’s go Phillies!

Dan may still be sober in October, but his beer fridge is being stocked. We spoil She-Hulk. Stephen has a bread injury. Bronson Pinchot plays Balki Bartokomous.

Stephen tries to get unemployment. Dan has a tantrum while struggling with sobriety. Spoiler Alert: Tom Cruise was dead the whole time. Who gave Fartin’ Frank another burrito?

Stephen has life changing news. Dan creates the crossover event of all time. The boys find out the truth about Bryce Dallas Howard, and then talk about Mario for pretty much the rest of the time.

Stephen is still tired. Dan buys cookies from a menace. The boys give a tour of all the restaurants on Philadelphia’s City Line Ave. Unrelated, F*ck Chik-fil-a. What would your ideal fast food restaurant combo be? Bring back PB Crisps by going to pbcrisps.com

We're back from hiatus, where Stephen and Dr. Scientist engage in some SPICY trivia. Please write your congresspeople and tell them to make Paqui stop creating these chips. 

…of Season 3. The Bagels are JUST OK. Dr. Scientist learns how to mix two flavors of Truly. Would you eat at DunkWay? Stephen fucks up twice in this episode, so that’s why you hear the beeps.

Stephen gives an update on the Sports World. Our new favorite candy is “Oops all M’s!” We cast the Fantastic Four. Which corporations have the BALLS for FALL?

Give us back our sons! We find out the legendary history of Rock God Gary Sinise. We pull a hoax, and we miss the Choco Taco.

Drunk cold calling continues in this emotional conclusion to episode 100. Dan and George R.R. Martin have something in common, and it’s DEFINITELY frowned upon. Stephen makes a classic mistake for the 3rd time. This whiskey definitely works! How do you stop yourself from peeing?! Special thanks to Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, and Bre Liggan. Special NO THANKS to Rob.

We're calling old guests of the podcast to see who answers our drunken nonsense. Dan finds a potential new job opportunity, thanks to a video game. We learn the origins of “OH Sure.” Who are you rooting for in the Jurassic World Cup? Special thanks to Kevin Lau and Sean Woods! Special NO THANKS to Conor.

We round up 4th of July events, hot dog eating, protestor bashing, a spoiler free Stranger Things recap, and a few mass shootings. Happy Birthday America! Dan finally watched a show. Stephen buys another domain. Can you handle the power of the Flavor Blaster Gun (TM)?

We get through some video game small talk and tell the tales about our trips. What we ate, what we drank, and what bartenders we became best friends with. Which Avenger has the best band?

he Sandman is BACK BABY! Dan learns the real name of Tails. Stephen warns about rhubarb. We tell the legend of Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar. Are you ready for Elvis? Cause we’re not. The boys are both on trips next week, so there will be no new episode. Sorry Rob.

Burger King has an…interesting offer for Pride Month. We expose the restaurant industry’s addictions. Dan has DINO FEVER. Stephen tries an exotic fruit. How do you eat String Cheese?

We go from Elden to Onion Rings and definitively rank your favorite appetizers. Dan finds a new character. Do you need us to clean up your hot dogs?

Dan uncovers a monstrosity in Germany. Stephen calls Rob, but which one?! IT’S TOM CRUISE SEASON. Have you ever heard Hot Takes with Hot Takes?

I'm not going to lie to you, this one starts with chaos. Then it ends with more chaos. There's chaos in between too. Just like life.